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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 11h
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 18h
What's the opposite of shocked?
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel like if this is a hard decision for you... --(gestures to the Nov election, who to believe, what is propaganda, whether we should arrest all the people in the Epstein files, etc)-- ...then Darwin would like a word.
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I needed this thread today!
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Questions? YES, THERE ARE NOTHING BUT QUESTIONS, WE SHOULD ALL NEVER STOP ASKING QUESTIONS. OR BETTER YET CRIMINALLY INVESTIGATING!!!!
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If we get through all this shizznit, we have to LOCK IT DOWN in LAW, not expectation of gentlemanly citizen-friendly behavior. Crimes = Time
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Trump's DOJ is daring judges to stop it
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just had a friend come at me after posting a Macklemore meme on Insta that I should know the truth first (then posted Maher's video going off) Whew, Maher as genocide historian is QUITE a starting position. Me, I'm more of a Mandy Patankin type.
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bahahahaha, FUCK DONALD TRUMP
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Live Updates: Warsh and Fed Officials Raise Interest Rates to Fight Inflation
The Federal Reserve raised interest rates for the first time since 2023, by a quarter of a percentage point, and suggested more increases could follow. The move puts its new leader, Kevin Warsh, at od...
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trump approves "Innocent Baby Killer" bombs.
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Trump Approves $2.8 Billion Arms Sale to Israel, Including 40,000 One-Ton Bombs
The package would be among the largest deliveries of U.S. munitions to Israel.
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The news got me listening to Macklemore (and hating on Robert Kraft and any other enemy of free speech)
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Howard Sherman @hesherman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Farewell to costume designer Bob Mackie, a designer of spectacular gowns for great divas, but also the creator of perhaps the greatest costume sight gag in history.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/09/2026
STOP SCROLLING Why I’m sounding the alarm: VoteSafe. org is run by Elon Musk’s America PAC, the same political operation working to turn out Republican voters in the midterms. The site collects voter and political info, and allows your information to be shared or sold to business partners.
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ted Cruz interrupted during ESPN appearance by fired-up crowd chanting, "TED, YOU SUCK!"
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marikosegawa.bsky.social @marikosegawa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#ResistanceUnited #ProudBlue #ONEV1 #DV1 🙏 Share far and wide. Jimmy Kimmel interview with @jamestalarico.bsky.social must go viral, right? 🌟 youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk It starts with strong opening remarks
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 09/09/2026
Dress like a seat night at the RNC 🪑... This is the crowd to open the GOP's midterm convention.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/09/2026
it speaks volumes the allegedly manly sports-loving political party is so oblivious to broader American culture that they booked their convention directly against the first two games of the NFL season, both of which will be watched by tens of millions of people
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
THIS (I've said it for a long time and even been given shit for pointing out there's a major influence campaign, a bargain that's ruining us--even faster and deeper--as a country) Netanyahu knew, he funded it, boot him out.
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Berin Szóka @berinszoka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE TOO, AS WELL.......
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
👇👇👇👇
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you want a new frame within which to understand why the whole world seems utterly miserable now, I'll give you one: we're quietly in WWIII. "Quietly" because it's the regimes of just ten or so countries conspiring to destroy stability on Earth. See my pinned post for more.
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Perfect description of what's going on.
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
OUCH
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bye bye doucheweasel
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"I started before I had approval, but I'm already 65% done, so just lemme finish", sounds... I don't know, PEDO RAPEY AF?
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Trump to Break Ground on Arch Before Getting Approval
Doug Burgum, the interior secretary, announced plans to start work on the site of the 250-foot-tall triumphal arch. Final approval of the project is still pending.
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Glad the president is celebrating an important NASA achievement that he tried to kill. Ever since his first term, Trump has tried to cancel the Roman Space Telescope. Time after time, Congress worked together to stop him. Looks like even he's glad we did. ~ Senator Van Hollan
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Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
One of my cartoons for Friday's Metro
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The Ghost of Mark Twain @ghostofmarktwain.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Flock cameras are unconstitutional because their automated license plate readers continuously track and log vehicle movements into a searchable nationwide database without a warrant. Rulings like Carpenter v. US require warrants for digital tracking technologies like cell-phone location data.
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Disenfranchisement in search of a non-existent problem
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Zoe Washburne Rebel Scum @zoewashburne.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Meidas Ian @lordye.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
FINALLY! Out with the corrupt and in with the future! Cruz for president? LMFAO
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TommasinaResist⚜️🦋🐈‍⬛ @tommasinaresist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Look what happens when the voting map leaves out the vast expanses of empty prairies & mountain ranges. Only PEOPLE vote. The felon is determined to discredit hand-marked paper ballots, because he cannot flip them. They are the most secure. Either mail or drop them off. #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
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US Election Map: Land Doesn't Vote, People Do
ALT: US Election Map: Land Doesn't Vote, People Do
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CUDDY @ptcontagion.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"How sad it must be, believing that scientists, historians, scholars, and journalists, would devote their entire lives to deceiving you. But a con man proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth and honesty."
Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson
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On the outside looking in @pauline001.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Keep your kids at home folks......
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Still waiting for evidence that Mitch McConnell is alive.
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Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
IMAGE OF MIKE JOHNSON WITH THE WORDS: JESUS WOULD HATE MIKE JOHNSON.
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
PEDOLF! bahahahaha
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Cat 🐈 @mrsbadcrumble1975.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This post is ten years old and still accurate. #climatechange
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Qagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bikes are an economic disaster. The only things I bought for my bike in the past year were brake pads. At this rate, how are corporations going to make money? How are they going to buy politicians? How will I ever go into debt? Who are we going to bomb? The whole foundation of our economy is shot.
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mitch is dead Republicans are frauds
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Meta Resistance @metaresistance.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He is saying what many politicians are too afraid to say out loud. #Mamdani
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Agree, these cowards weren't supposed to be THIS spineless in the framer's design. Like HOW could anyone imagine such a gelatinous glob of House Reps?
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Order now!
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Gone. Funded by us. 🇮🇱 🇺🇸 www.instagram.com/reel/DcgyEGt...
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Call me crazy, but I think having a TLDR president is not good.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This never would happened if (a) thirsty Ted Cruz hadn't been searching for tweets about himself; and (b) sloppy Ted Cruz paid as much attention to details as he does to trolling.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 27/08/2026
REMINDER: Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in now 73 days. Yet he still: •Has his job •Gets paid, and •Gets free world-class healthcare The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, & against guaranteed paid leave—gets all three as he needs it most.😐
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