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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 8h
The best
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 23h
What's the opposite of shocked?
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My Mom would love it, being a narcy herself 🤣
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hurray!
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel like if this is a hard decision for you... --(gestures to the Nov election, who to believe, what is propaganda, whether we should arrest all the people in the Epstein files, etc)-- ...then Darwin would like a word.
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know who I side with
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I needed this thread today!
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chicken Lady!
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lucky
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know what's literally nasty? An old pervert who rapes children and can't get someone to sleep with him unless he buys them out of a catalog. Someone who shits himself in public, is a racist, misogynist, pig. That's nasty. Go Kaitlan!
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also, don't go vote, wait by your mailbox for the now overdue 12,000 I've promised... coming in 2 weeks or so
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who are these dopes cheering for this grievance pablum? Just the dumbest, most dangerous, Darwin escapees ever
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Girl, same
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you just "chill" to some sychophantic AI slop, you're a genuine shit stain that makes me hope Darwin was right.
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My cool is speeding, like a LOT, why? What have you heard?
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Questions? YES, THERE ARE NOTHING BUT QUESTIONS, WE SHOULD ALL NEVER STOP ASKING QUESTIONS. OR BETTER YET CRIMINALLY INVESTIGATING!!!!
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Twinsies
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man who's not funny reports "I'm very funny"
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Among, as in... in relativity to... as in they are high and his is single digits, the lowest fucking possible number.
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Head squishing
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
30 Helens Agree
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If we get through all this shizznit, we have to LOCK IT DOWN in LAW, not expectation of gentlemanly citizen-friendly behavior. Crimes = Time
newsletters.democracydocket.com
Trump's DOJ is daring judges to stop it
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMFGFML
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Vainglorious idiot, abusive behavior. If I can't have you, I'll destroy you!
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"If you don't put my name on the one monument to JFK I'll knock it down", is certainly one way to go. RFK's brainworm couldn't be reached for comment.
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just had a friend come at me after posting a Macklemore meme on Insta that I should know the truth first (then posted Maher's video going off) Whew, Maher as genocide historian is QUITE a starting position. Me, I'm more of a Mandy Patankin type.
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean FML too.... but if it makes him throw ketchup against the wall, spike his BP and power dump his Depends, I'm for it.
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bahahahaha, FUCK DONALD TRUMP
nytimes.com
Live Updates: Warsh and Fed Officials Raise Interest Rates to Fight Inflation
The Federal Reserve raised interest rates for the first time since 2023, by a quarter of a percentage point, and suggested more increases could follow. The move puts its new leader, Kevin Warsh, at od...
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trump approves "Innocent Baby Killer" bombs.
nytimes.com
Trump Approves $2.8 Billion Arms Sale to Israel, Including 40,000 One-Ton Bombs
The package would be among the largest deliveries of U.S. munitions to Israel.
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He'll do more work than Bitch McConnell
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So yay 1st amendment, except when opposed by powerful Israel interests like Robert Kraft? Cool, Ed, cool. Not that I was a fan but much less so now.
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh Bari, nobody wants to listen to your propaganda-cast
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The news got me listening to Macklemore (and hating on Robert Kraft and any other enemy of free speech)
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Somebody needs a distraction from the SCOTUS FAIL! new info incoming......... nah?
static.klipy.com
Mr Bean: Rowan Atkinson Waiting
ALT: Mr Bean: Rowan Atkinson Waiting
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who are these yelly, lying idiots? Wow, so glad I'm largely unaware of NewsMax, where do they dredge up these self-hating women?
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
His charisma makes a blackhole look like a light breeze.
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That's barely a taste!
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Howard Sherman @hesherman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Farewell to costume designer Bob Mackie, a designer of spectacular gowns for great divas, but also the creator of perhaps the greatest costume sight gag in history.
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🤣
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ha, you don't know my Mom. This is year 3
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wow, he is a SUPREMELY untalented politician
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's not going well
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dear Andy, where's Bitch McConnell?
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
God awful. Kirk was most certainly a racist, a homophobe, transphobe and a misogynist, and his "open to any opinion" schtick was a trap, where he never addressed the actual point, but deflected to some culture war BS lie. These people are anti-progress bc they don't fit into any reasonable future.
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This, is MAGA in a nutshell. They're coming to make you gay and have to use pronouns, don't look over here where we're stealing your money to enrich the Trumps and billionaires and turn the country into a dictatorship
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I see a beard and a lifetime Grindr subscriber
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They keep repeating 6 genders all because the MANGO manBABY doesn't know what CISgendered is. He misheard/misunderstood/has no brain... so now they repeat this dummery. INSANE.
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Too Soon? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @kevincdoyle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How many times do you have to be dropped on your head as a baby to become Tim Scott?
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