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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is your brain full of mind vampires?
A comic all in red, depicting a man with a cut out of his brain with a vampire skulking inside of it. 
Big text at the top says "is your brain full of mind vampires? you are not alone."
The vampire says "bleh! bleh! I am 2000 years old. Bleh! your only desire now is to find my amulet."
The man says "Dang, gotta find that amulet."

Further text at the bottom says "there is no cure for mind vampires but there is support and management. Know the warning signs, get help early."
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Vikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is absolutely zero reason my beautiful 17 year-old daughter should be studying Calculus
Happy to let our Al overlords take that off her hands

Next tweet:
PARENTS: If you were wondering why there are so many international students clogging up American college admissions and why they don't seem to be particularly gifted, and in fact are not at all qualified to steal your child's spot, look no further than the massive international
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Went to Williamsburg for an errand and everyone was walking like a cowboy to keep from tripping on their gigantic jeans.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The Model Workers — Howard V. Brown, 1924
Painting done for the cover of Scientific American showing two men in blue Jackets delicately placing buildings and dobbing paints on a large relief map or diorama of a city tucked between tucked between the sea and mountains
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Saw a free sample guy at the supermarket. He was in front of the beer section. Went up. He had free samples of soup for dogs.
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ceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
you're not going to believe how stupid the video is
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Imagine Trump ever being invited to join a photo like this — not in a million years. Four presidents. Zero drama. Just smiles, respect, and a shared love of country. 🇺🇸
The Ex-Presidents from Point Break holding guns
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Celebrity look alikes for babies: Bob Hoskins, Juliette Lewis, Phil Collins, Jennifer Coolidge
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A website where we only talk about cheetos.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Conked out with 5 minutes left on the clock and the Knicks down by 10, woke up to fireworks.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Grobian Syboe
@grobiansyboe.bsky.social
We now, at all times, know where the bus is, where the parcel is, how it progresses towards you. The knowledge weighs upon us, and makes us ill at ease. The bus should arrive like the rain.
9:42 AM • May 16, 2026
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
They can auction off the cultural references so that kid in the lion the witch and the wardrobe sells out his family for Cool Ranch Doritos instead of turkish delight.
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krrrrrrk @krrrrrrk.filthandbugs.com · 28/08/2025
my buddy had a dream about "newport snows" which where like, spearmint, not menthol so i made it for him in photoshop and got carried away
fake newport packs of cigs
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
A Spoonful of Sugar Helps the Medicine Go Down to the tune of the Imperial March.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 30/04/2026
"The New Radiation Recipe Book," featuring an illustration of a woman preparing food in a kitchen.     
The book is a collection of recipes designed for gas cookers produced by Radiation Ltd, approximately 1935.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The girl (4) drew a biblically accurate Elsa.
On paper in red, a figure with winglike shapes behind and a long series of circles above.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
David Foster Wallace on the set of Hot Ones. Klaus Kinski on the set of hot ones.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Type of insider trader that loops in his financial advisor
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Every time a politician says we should do a D day or Iwo Jima in Iran, consider that the Iran side of the Strait of Hormuz looks like this.
Large cliffs.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I just had a flash of insight into why my grandfather, an industrial chemical engineer, painted his basement the weirdest green color. bethmathews.substack.com/p/why-so-man...
bethmathews.substack.com
Why So Many Control Rooms Were Seafoam Green
The Color Theory Behind Industrial Seafoam Green
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Quakers have been in the USA from the start. We’ve gotten one president. It was Nixon.
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
territorial dispute
Panel 1: Two swans, floating on a water, very swan-ily.

P2: Same POV, but now the swans have raised their wings.

P3: Again, same POV, but now the wings are fully up, and the swans' necks are lowered and extended.

P4: GO! The swans shoot forward at speed, leaving trails of water in their wake. Their necks are fully extended, beaks open.

P5: A side-on view of water against a green sky.

P6: Same POV, but now the swans have burst into view. However, the only thing moving --at tremendous speed-- are their necks, stretching out impossibly.

P7: We close in on a side-on view of the swans' heads, beaks closed in a look of swan-y determination. They are literally neck & neck.

P8: The background begins to swirl as the swans pick up speed. They spiral towards the centre from the upper left & lower right corners.

P9: A dramatic reveal of a Jack Kirby-like cosmic scene, with a blazing sun in the bottom right corner, and a "krackle" filled purple sky. The swans' necks spiral around each other
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The Lox and Schmear @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 08/03/2026
Keep that MF thang on me
A le Creuset Dutch oven carrier A le Creuset Dutch oven carrier
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
AI staging is the worst thing to hit the real estate industry In the past 18 years.
A room. There’s is a TV facing a door. The door has a peephole, suggesting it’s an entryway. There’s also a bed.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Regret to inform that AI alexa comments on the food you set timers for. “Garlic bread timer! That sounds yummy!” Working overtime to get itself recycled.
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Yves Jeanrenaud @yjeanrenaud.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I made an app. play.google.com/store/apps/d... Nearby Glasses is here to warn you when smart glasses are nearby. I hope it's useful for someone. Nearby Glasses's open source, free and rather simple github.com/yjeanrenaud/... It's also downloadable outside the Play Store. iOS port is in the making
A screenshot of an Android app. Text:

▲ Nearby Glasses

Smart Glasses are probably nearby
Device: Unknown
RSSI: -42 dBm
Reason: Meta Company ID (0x058E)
Company: Meta Platforms, Inc.

This app notifies you when smart glasses are nearby. It uses company identificators in the Bluetooth data sent out by these. Therefore, there likely are false positives (e.g. from VR headsets). Hence, please proceed with caution when approaching a person nearby wearing glasses. They might just be regular glasses, despite this app's warning.

Debug Log

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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Onigiri with the little plastic press are a top tier way to get kids to eat. Exactly the right level of participation.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The drone shots on this year’s olympics are great. Beautiful trailing shots of 80 mph downhill runs.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It’s absolutely sending me that we can blame video game micro transactions on Jeffery Epstein. www.thegamer.com/jeffrey-epst...
thegamer.com
Jeffrey Epstein Advisors Helped Push Microtransactions In Call Of Duty, "I'm All For Indoctrinating Kids Into An Economy"
Newly released files reveal a conversation between Jeffrey Epstein, Bobby Kotick, and Pablos Holman about "indoctrinating" kids with microtransactions
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Scavenger’s Reign (2023)
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SK Media @spaghettikozak.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Better Gadsen too.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Kong: Skull Island (2017)
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Eric Adams no! That was for fighting antisemitism Eric!
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 11/01/2026
You’re right—swallowing the bird was a half-measure. The bird did eat the spider, as planned, but now you have a bird in you. It reminds you of swallowing the spider to catch the fly. You’re seeing the pattern. Would you like me to suggest some animals which could eat the bird?
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Lord of Light — Jack Kirby, 1978
One of the illustrations that Kirby did as a storyboard or concept art for a movie adaptation of Roger zelazni's novel Lord of Light which unfortunately the CIA while financing it to the extent of using this as an excuse to extract some Americans from revolutionary Iran I did not put enough money in to complete making the movie we have a huge structure with three domes on top they're a couple of canals leading up to this building there is a south Asian patina to this but also thoroughly jack Kirby science fiction Style
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Pittsburgh brand cream cheese
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Abandoned house staged with AI. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
zillow.com
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
youtube.com
WATCH: Segment CBS News Pulled From "60 Minutes"
YouTube video by Phil Lewis
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Everyone is mad about that one article but I clicked it, saw they shake you down for an email, and bounced. I know you all did the same thing and you’re just yelling about what you think it said.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
very grimly ironic that our government run by podcasters sucks at true crime
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
They built VR Doom for rats. ratsplaydoom.com
ratsplaydoom.com
Rats Play Doom
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I have a silver family plan. It costs more than my rent. I live in NYC.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/12/2025
reminded of this classic from the GOAT @bransonreese.bsky.social
four panel cartoon of an increasingly distressed coyote, in the third its cheeks bulge, on the final panel a rabbit leaps from his gaping maw declaring HELL WAS FULL
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I think a lot of bernard brothers want the freak out about Mamdani to be ideological but I think it’s 80% plain islamophobia.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
If you live in New York, to some degree you need to cheer for the big skyscrapers. You do not however, need to give it up for the cheesegrater at 432 Park.
432 Park, a very tall but ugly building.
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