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Prof Frank McDonough @fxmc1957.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
PHOTO OF THE DAY. Archduke Franz Ferdinand posing as a mummy on a trip to Cairo (1896). 📷 Heymann & Co
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is that a chart of net worth including or excluding home equity
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is your brain full of mind vampires?
A comic all in red, depicting a man with a cut out of his brain with a vampire skulking inside of it. 
Big text at the top says "is your brain full of mind vampires? you are not alone."
The vampire says "bleh! bleh! I am 2000 years old. Bleh! your only desire now is to find my amulet."
The man says "Dang, gotta find that amulet."

Further text at the bottom says "there is no cure for mind vampires but there is support and management. Know the warning signs, get help early."
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
People should be more ashamed about being a hack. Like enough to keep it off a national platform.
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Vikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is absolutely zero reason my beautiful 17 year-old daughter should be studying Calculus
Happy to let our Al overlords take that off her hands

Next tweet:
PARENTS: If you were wondering why there are so many international students clogging up American college admissions and why they don't seem to be particularly gifted, and in fact are not at all qualified to steal your child's spot, look no further than the massive international
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Went to Williamsburg for an errand and everyone was walking like a cowboy to keep from tripping on their gigantic jeans.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The Model Workers — Howard V. Brown, 1924
Painting done for the cover of Scientific American showing two men in blue Jackets delicately placing buildings and dobbing paints on a large relief map or diorama of a city tucked between tucked between the sea and mountains
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
DC should be a state.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Saw a free sample guy at the supermarket. He was in front of the beer section. Went up. He had free samples of soup for dogs.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Blaming things on soy is soy. It’s a good source of vegetable protein.
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ceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Man the whole Amano run. Right up through VI.
Celes, a warrior in yellow holding a bird.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The phrase“covid-esque purity spiral” is a rich text.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Machine learning is a neologism from the 90s to early 10s when AI as a term was investor poison. Circle of life.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I think that guy is consistently as right wing as you’re allowed to openly be in San Francisco.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
you're not going to believe how stupid the video is
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Unfortunately Stancilism is a core tenet of this website. If you block the source you’re only exposed to unfocused revisionism.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Really sets up a few gags about the little guy swinging a machete at someone’s balls.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Imagine Trump ever being invited to join a photo like this — not in a million years. Four presidents. Zero drama. Just smiles, respect, and a shared love of country. 🇺🇸
The Ex-Presidents from Point Break holding guns
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
There was an amazing tweet, now lost to time, that laid out a Sandersonian system of beans and magic farts.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Celebrity look alikes for babies: Bob Hoskins, Juliette Lewis, Phil Collins, Jennifer Coolidge
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A website where we only talk about cheetos.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Each dish has eggs prepared a different way. You are not allowed to have hash, scrambled eggs and toast on the same plate.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Conked out with 5 minutes left on the clock and the Knicks down by 10, woke up to fireworks.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Should be “small, warty, sits under a mushroom”
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It's totally the old Microsoft embrace/extend/extinguish but with that little extra twist of intrapersonal nastiness.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Grobian Syboe
@grobiansyboe.bsky.social
We now, at all times, know where the bus is, where the parcel is, how it progresses towards you. The knowledge weighs upon us, and makes us ill at ease. The bus should arrive like the rain.
9:42 AM • May 16, 2026
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Prestige TV has really sucked up a lot of the space for good movies.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
They can auction off the cultural references so that kid in the lion the witch and the wardrobe sells out his family for Cool Ranch Doritos instead of turkish delight.
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krrrrrrk @krrrrrrk.filthandbugs.com · 28/08/2025
my buddy had a dream about "newport snows" which where like, spearmint, not menthol so i made it for him in photoshop and got carried away
fake newport packs of cigs
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
If a “whoopsie” in the lab represents several megadeaths it’s probably good to point the gun away from your own feet.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
A Spoonful of Sugar Helps the Medicine Go Down to the tune of the Imperial March.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Decapitated by an energy beam while waiting in line at the Cake Boss.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The serious implied action to take would be shutting down or greatly restricting all biosafety level 3 and 4 research.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Clinton and NAFTA caught heat but the bird had mostly flown by then.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Gotta switch up the tunes
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Thank you for your heroic sacrifice.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 30/04/2026
"The New Radiation Recipe Book," featuring an illustration of a woman preparing food in a kitchen.     
The book is a collection of recipes designed for gas cookers produced by Radiation Ltd, approximately 1935.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Helpering
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The girl (4) drew a biblically accurate Elsa.
On paper in red, a figure with winglike shapes behind and a long series of circles above.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I am slightly taller than average and those leaning things are a direct assault on my ass.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I enjoyed the part where Hasan said that shoplifting was ineffective and bad as a political action.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
It mostly represents a good example of who we should bring in and a terrible example of how.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
David Foster Wallace on the set of Hot Ones. Klaus Kinski on the set of hot ones.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
He benefits from antisemitism elsewhere.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Hold fast.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I heard the plot is about conflict
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
RIP the giant rubber alien suit.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Normally I need to read a couple threads before Bluesky reveals this to me.
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dan @kersplort.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Type of insider trader that loops in his financial advisor
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