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I rarely post. My Twitter feed was mostly programming, shitposts, art, queer Star Trek, and everything Cassie re/tweeted. Hoping this becomes the same.

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chavah.bsky.social @chavah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
chavah39.substack.com/p/big-moon-n...
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Big Moon, No Thoughts
Sukkot Is a Dessert Holiday
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My name is Jonas I’m living in the whale Was going down to Tarsis But that was to no avail. Have an easy fast, everyone.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek
Demona and Xanatos looking like they’re up to no good.
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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
it's done, it's up. I decided to go with the silhouette for the shirt design because I think it reads faster. All proceeds benefit MIRAC (Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee) www.bonfire.com/exodus-23-9/
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Exodus 23:9 | Bonfire
Buy Exodus 23:9 merchandise that supports Minnesota Immigrant Rights Action Committee Education Fund. Featuring Solid Black Blend Premium Unisex Tees, professionally printed in the USA.
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A person didn’t have a phone. A house had a phone. You didn’t call a person, you called a house.
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Why is Nintendo a million times better at OS updates than Apple?
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
there are four types of guys online. no exceptions.
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A Bimbo Called Cassie @bimbette.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
1 Like = 1 Tumblr post from 2012
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I’ve noticed the wheel is a little squeaky. I bet if we added a new audio bus it would squeak even better.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
hell yes, whenever he's not on screen I really would be asking "where's taco-man"
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks. these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
The rabbis made it weird. I’m just keeping it weird. Send tweet (treif)
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
🤔
Two op-eds, one above the other:

OREN CASS
Stop Freaking Out, Trump's tariffs Can Still
Work

MICHELLE GOLDBERG
Why Did So Many People Delude Themselves About Trump?
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Guy Billout
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Erika Rier @erikarier.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I’m feeling angry so I made a bunch of very angry mugs. erikarier.etsy.com
A handbuilt, handpainted mug decorated with a face that has a speech bubble saying: destroy patriarchyA handbuilt, handpainted mug decorated with a face that has a speech bubble saying: fuck fascismA handbuilt, handpainted mug decorated with a face that has a speech bubble saying: maybe poisonA handbuilt, handpainted mug decorated with a face that has a speech bubble saying: I like to take stupid people’s money.
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Juno @juno.luckyraven.cc · 05/02/2025
SHIP SLIP SLAP SOAP SOAR BOAR BOAT of Theseus
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 26/01/2025
YES sorry. yes.
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Every dude on this planet has Michelle Visage hair. That’s the species’ defining characteristic.
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
This dude just punched his way out of a transporter beam.
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The "The Picard" episode is bananas. Takes the prime directive so hard in the wrong direction that it loops back to good. He’s just chatting with them as equals.
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Every once in a while, someone at work mentions using ChatGPT for something. It’s always jarring because it makes me wonder if I’m actually wrong about it. AI still sucks, right?
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
Here are the 5 steps of repentance undergirding ON REPENTANCE AND REPAIR: MAKING AMENDS IN AN UNAPOLOGETIC WORLD. They're still all-too applicable today--on the interpersonal, institutional, and national levels. And you can get free shipping from Bookshop today! bookshop.org/a/81629/9780...
Confession, start to change, amends, apologies, make new choices
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
I have a number too, it seems.
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #476 056, Brian, plain, simple Brian ‪@kerrick.bsky.social‬, joined on 4 août 2023"
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Causeless hate fucking sucks.
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
When I was at Amex, we had a huge data center in Phoenix. The team that ran it was super proud that they could and did switch to battery backup and generators to prevent city-wide brownouts during heatwaves. These aren’t new problems, it’s a lack of political will.
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 17/06/2024
a ceo can never be held accountable. therefore a ceo must never make a management decision
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
Ask not on whom the dabber dabs. He dabs on thee.
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Every time I open the Paramount app, it yells “Henry Starling, CEO of Chronowerx Industries” and VOY isn’t even on screen.
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Typesetting is hard. Happy Hanukkah everyone!
Hanukkah Blessings card from Crescent Ballroom. The prayer shown is typeset left to right instead of right to left.
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
The kids had some really solid ideas this year.
Two jack-o-lanterns, one atop the other. The top one is a smaller white one with a shocked ghost face. The bottom is a larger reddish orange pumpkin with a lot of sharp teeth and scary eyes.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
yehuda amichai's the diameter of the bomb is in my head today
The diameter of the bomb was thirty centimeters
and the diameter of its effective range about seven meters,
with four dead and eleven wounded.
And around these, in a larger circle
of pain and time, two hospitals are scattered
and one graveyard. But the young woman
who was buried in the city she came from,
at a distance of more than a hundred kilometers,
enlarges the circle considerably,
and the solitary man mourning her death
at the distant shores of a country far across the sea
includes the entire world in the circle.
And I won’t even mention the crying of orphans
that reaches up to the throne of God and
beyond, making a circle with no end and no God.
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Every week, Microsoft likes to send me the dumbest email in the world, sometimes like 7-8 times in a row.
Chart of screen time, with five days at 24 hours and two at 23 hours and 59 minutesList of top apps, with JUCHECK.EXE, Microsoft Edge, and steam client web helper each at 167 hours and 58 minutes.
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Solved a problem today using XSLT. That's the life I'm living.
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Moadim l'simcha!
A crudely drawn sukkah with the "Sickos" window meme on one of the walls.  The meme was edited so it says "sukkos" instead of "Sickos", and it has a full moon rather than a crescent moon.
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
I accidentally read GitHub at gith-ub a while back and now my brain is permanently stuck that way. 😕
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Have an easy fast, if you’re fasting. May we all be sealed for a good life.
Text above an image:

Coworkers: Have fun on your day off
Me, on my day off:

Image: screenshot of Kivas Fajo from Star Trek TNG’s “The most toys” saying: WHAT I'VE DONE IS EVIL, SELFISH, IMMORAL, UNPRINCIPLED, ILLEGAL.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Your 5784 reminder that shitting on homeless people and depriving them of relief, harm reduction, and safety nets is a big ole sin! Big one! Gd hates that shit!
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Been doing iOS for a decade and I guess I never actually used `removeTarget(_:action:for:)` before because the behavior is absolutely bonkers. The `action` parameter is essentially meaningless in terms of outcomes.
Swift code with my expected behavior based on the signature:

    func expectedAddTarget(_ target: AnyObject?, action: Selector?, for controlEvents: UIControl.Event) {
        
        targetActions = targetActions.compactMap({ targetAction in
            
            // Only transform events with a matching target and action.
            guard
                target == nil || target === targetAction.target,
                action == nil || action == targetAction.action
            else { return targetAction }
            
            // Remove the events from the mask.
            let eventMask = targetAction.eventMask.subtracting(controlEvents)
            
            // If there are no events, remove the entry.
            if eventMask.isEmpty { return nil }
            
            // Keep the entry, but with the new event mask.
            return (targetAction.target, targetAction.action, eventMask)
        })
    }Swift code with the actual behavior, based on the documentation and observation:

    func actualAddTarget(_ target: AnyObject?, action: Selector?, for controlEvents: UIControl.Event) {
        
        targetActions = targetActions.compactMap({ targetAction in
            
            // Only transform events with a matching target.
            guard
                target == nil || target === targetAction.target
            else { return targetAction }
            
            // Remove the events from the mask.
            let eventMask = targetAction.eventMask.subtracting(controlEvents)
            
            // If there are no events and the action matches, remove the entry.
            if
                action == nil || action == targetAction.action,
                eventMask.isEmpty
            { return nil }
            
            // Keep the entry, but with the new event mask.
            return (targetAction.target, targetAction.action, eventMask)
        })
    }
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
For fucks sake. Why is there artificial gravity in the turbo shaft? What does that accomplish?
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
Half the bottle to the deckel, half to me. I’m drunk. Shanah tovah!
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JewWhoHasItAll @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
Shalom, world.
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JewSky Plus Feed @jewsky-feed.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Hello Jews of Bluesky. If you would like to be included in the new JewSky Plus feed repost this! And if you ever want to be removed from it, undo the repost! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:24atmhsxsl…
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
What the fuck. Avimelech caught Isaac Isaac-ing his wife. Why is this the verb!?
Screenshot of Gen 26:8.
English: … saw Isaac fondling his wife Rebekah.
Hebrew: … וירא והנה יצחק מצחק את רבקה אשתו
The word מצחק is highlighted.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
Anyone who is part of a clergy-led religious community needs to read this. Traditional models are not sustainable for our extraordinary pulpit clergy. What can be changed to make it possible for them to do their most important work with fully charged batteries? 1/x
restorativefaith.org
Departure: Why I Left the Church
This past Sunday was my last sermon as pastor of my church. I'm leaving the pastorate entirely. This article is a deep dive into why I left.
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
I think in-n-out gets a bad rap because of when the hype began and how far we’ve come with burgers. If you compare it to other fast food restaurants of the late 90s, it’s killing it. And it’s idiosyncrasies make visits very nostalgic. Is it the best burger? No. Is it trash? No, you’re trash.
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
I feel like the scribes really whiffed it on this one.
Hebrew flash card with ״זעק or צעק״. Both words have the same definition and are phonetically similar.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
miss piggy drawings from a while ago, people seemed to really like these when I posted them on tumblr lol 🫙
fashion illustrations of a version of Miss Piggy in modern casual wearfashion illustrations of a version of Miss Piggy in modern casual wearfashion illustrations of a version of Miss Piggy in modern casual wearfashion illustrations of a version of Kermit as some sort of managerial guy wearing a staff jacket and lanyard
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
I hate those little things at work that you do so rarely that each time you stumble through your past mistakes and piece together your fragmented memories. Today, it's getting my React Native environment running.
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undisclosed-recipients:; @kerrick.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Old people with special aliyahs always crack me up with the looks they give at “may you live to 120.”
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