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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Grant Marek @grantmarek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Joe Roth quietly played his senior year at Cal with cancer, dying 3 months after his final game. He became a campus hero w/ a memorial game named in his honor. Now, 49yrs later, Cal is trying to profit off his legacy, to his last living brother's dismay. My latest: www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
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Cal sure seems to be cashing in on the tragedy of Joe Roth
Joe Roth died three months after playing his senior season with melanoma.
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Nicole Auerbach @nauerbach.com · 06/09/2026
Never come at me with an argument for a Group of 6-only playoff again. These teams belong. These players belong. College football is better because of the potential for upsets like this.
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Matthew De George @sportsdoctormd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Remember, the pausa doesn't have to end today. I will honor the pausa de hidratacion in my heart and try to keep it all the year.
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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"This is the fire with which Infantino is playing. Sport only means something when it is believable: football without faith is nothing." Timely one from @jonawils.bsky.social: www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Football without faith is nothing so Infantino is playing with fire at World Cup | Jonathan Wilson
Swirl around Fifa’s machinations and about big team and big name bias creates doubt – and that’s a dangerous game
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!! 
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 04/07/2026
We partly remember NCAA Tournaments for the Cinderella team (the George Mason year, the VCU year, the Saint Peter's year). Which is why it's bad we're not having them anymore.
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Richard Deitsch @richarddeitsch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
No publication has been tougher on Fox's World Cup studio show than @theguardian.com. You knew it was coming & here is this year's edition. The headline: "The French aristocrat and the all-American idiot: Henry v Lalas is the World Cup’s most compelling battle." www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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The French aristocrat and the all-American idiot: Henry v Lalas is the World Cup’s most compelling battle
Fox’s broadcast at the tournament has become a story of two contrasting styles. And there is one clear winner
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Kansas City Royals @royals.com · 19/06/2026
The King of The K!
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Kansas City Royals @royals.com · 19/06/2026
More history for The Captain! 🫡
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 15/06/2026
Twenty years later, the Carolina Hurricanes have won their second Stanley Cup 🏆 nyti.ms/4eljHgW
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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McCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
these assholes didn't deserve this many words written about them
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Bad and bigoted
The Giants told fans exactly who they are on Friday.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Dude I’ve got so much commercial free Pausa de Hidratacion over here
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 12/05/2026
One of my favorite things about this time of year — mascot reveals at graduation.
A woman with big red’s hands.
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
GLASS CEILING SHATTERED 👏 Marie-Louise Eta becomes the first woman appointed to take charge of a men's first team in Europe's top 5 leagues. She will coach Union Berlin for the rest of the Bundesliga campaign 🇩🇪
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 12/04/2026
DENVER WINS THE D1 MENS ICE HOCKEY CHAMPIONSHIP
Beveled Denver
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Shawn. In the flesh. @shawnintheflesh.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
How do they do that? Maybe identify a large sample of sports twitter users what’s holding them back and addressing those issues? Plenty of sizable niches with non-nazi leanings who would like another option. But gotta reach them somehow.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/04/2026
“For God’s sake, it seems like I was just on 8 Out Of 10 Cats, and now they’re making me come back in to do Never Mind The Buzzcocks,” said Arthur Batts
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British Man Desperately Trying To Get Out Of Panel Show Duty
LONDON—Pinching the bridge of his nose and releasing a long weary sigh after he opened a letter summoning him to BBC headquarters, British man Arthur Batts confirmed this week that he was desperately ...
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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 28/03/2026
A record-setting inaugural home match for Denver Summit: 63,004 fans 🏟️ The largest attendance in NWSL history!
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Burgundy Wave @burgundywave.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Largest crowd in U.S. Women's Soccer history that isn't a competitive USWNT or Women's World Cup match.
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
there's gonna be a punt in this game
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Remember, boys. This is baseball. We are not here to have fun, enjoy anything, or create happiness in ourselves or the crowd. We are here to grind our teeth and stare at people until they submit to our will. Much like Judge Dredd. Now go out there and be like the military.
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The Internets are full of Sickos these days ... @theoddkepple.bsky.social
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Twitter is owned by a fascist who deliberately manipulates the algorithms to promote far right messages. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem.
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 22/02/2026
We remember Steve Irwin on what would've been his 64th birthday: 🇦🇺🐊
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Mitch🦦 @mitchpeotter.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
SUMS KIT
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
the xfinity jurassic park ad should get everyone involved fired
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/01/2026
INDIANA WINS THEIR FIRST EVER NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP A HOOSIER BEVEL FOR THE AGES
INDIANA WINS THEIR FIRST EVER NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 

A HOOSIER BEVEL FOR THE AGES
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Colorado Climate Center @climate.colostate.edu · 13/01/2026
Exceptional. Record-smashing. Disturbingly warm. December 2025 was one for the record books in Colorado. 🌡️ Warmest December 🌡️ >1000 daily high temperature records 🌡️ Warmest October thru December by far 🌡️ 4th-warmest year Read more in our monthly summary: climate.colostate.edu/monthly_summ...
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Chels 💀👻🎃 @chelsisright.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
BlueSky is a football school
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Calvin and Hobbes @calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
On December 31, 1995, Bill Watterson published the final 'Calvin & Hobbes' comic strip. #CalvinandHobbes
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Michael Li (李之樸) @mcpli.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
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Calvin and Hobbes @calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
A Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight! 🌙🎅🏻 #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 26/12/2025
i think if a director wants to make a movie longer than 120 min they should have to get permission via national referendum
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Calvin and Hobbes @calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The magic of Christmas 🎅🏻👦🏼🐯🎁 #MerryChristmas #CalvinandHobbes
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Rachel Bachman, WSJ sports reporter @realbachscore.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Please enjoy once again the college football comment of the year 🏆
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Sara Sanchez @bcbsara.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Every ballpark should offer a scorecard and a pencil for less than $2. It's the best souvenir in the park and it's wild to me that a lot of MLB teams either don't sell a standalone scorecard or force you to buy a $15-20 program for it.
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mierk.bsky.social @mierk.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Loved this take from @lucyrohden.bsky.social , give me folks who appreciate the entire length and breadth of college football please youtu.be/xYCM1I_OedQ?...
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Why do college football TV personalities hate college football?
YouTube video by Lucy Rohden
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Athul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 13/12/2025
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
Deck the hall with boughs of holly, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
"Tis the season to be jolly: a, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Fill the meadcup, drain the barrel,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Troll the ancient Christmas carol.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 11/12/2025
Even for me, this is pretty in the weeds, but the shift in tone in SCOTUSblog's coverage since Sarah Isgur and The Dispatch took over—more deferential to the Court, more reverential of the justices as celebrities, more credulous and stenographic across the board—has been...notable
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
The College Football Playoff committee got it wrong again. Here's the now-annual breakdown of how the committee's inconsistent logic leaves everybody once again wondering if they had ulterior motives for the choices they made.
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The College Football Playoff Committee got it wrong again
The Playoff Committee's decision making was so bad that I now have to defend Notre Dame. PLUS: Duke pulled off the funniest conference championship, we had the UPSET OF THE YEAR, and more!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
The NFL officiating office has just released a memo about this call. They’re saying that even though the receiver completed all the necessary elements for a ruling of a catch, the replay officials “thought it looked kinda weird” and “didn’t like how he held it out” and overruled for those reasons.
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Nick Fleisher @nickfleisher.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Dude the actual college football was so much more interesting than the coach who couldn’t decide what team he wants to coach. Hold onto that
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Calvin and Hobbes @calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Here is your wholesome content for the day. ❤️ #CalvinandHobbes #DadLife
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