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Kerfuffle

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Part-time artist, full-time exhausted. 🖼️ #KerfuffleArt ✒️ #commissions 🍸 #cocktails

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DB Maggi @dbmaggi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The best argument I've ever heard for universal basic income (UBI). "The reason we don't call that work is because it doesn't make rich people money." 🎤Craig Fay
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VERTICAL📼BLANKING📺INTERVAL @vertiblank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Hark! A Vagrant classic
Watson: Oooh, what’s that you’ve got?
Franklin: My final report
Watson: Little Rosie Franklin’s research! I bet it’s something!
Franklin: ROSALIND.
Crick: Oh, that’s a big name
W: You’re getting fancy on us! Tell me—
F: Ah. I love this game.
W: Is it a scientific breakthrough in feelings?
F: Well, I suppose I have to go into hysterics or have a baby somewhere, good day gentlemen
W: GO, GO
[W and C slip a look at F’s notes]
C: Nice
W: Quit hogging
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
In 2026, turn all your sorries into thank yous. Instead of "Sorry for being a sinister and manipulative woman," say "Thank you for being innocent and easily corrupted according to my carnal and scarlet desires."
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Listen, half his friends are giants, he doesn't need to add on to their nonsense. u_u Thank you!
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
First year doing a Halloween glam and of course I choose some weeb nonsense. (Tai's an alchemist, that alchemy is basically magic anyway, he has the braid, it makes SENSE.) #FFXIV
Tai (a miqo'te man with pale skin, brown hair in a braid and long bangs pulled to the side, turquoise eyes, and dark markings around his eyes) dressed as a fantasy version of Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist: long red coat with some black accents, black undercoat, white gloves with markings on the back. He stands in a cozily-lit, dark-palette room, looking thoughtfully at a bookshelf.Tai standing in a gray wasteland, with some vaguely fantasy/old Germanic-looking builings in the background and some sort of purple electrical disaster contained in some ruins. He is dressed as Edward and has punched one hand with the other, glaring at the camera. Behind him, an iron dwarf minion (a little suit of armor, meant to represent Alphonse Elric) seems to be cheering. Tai in the same gray wasteland as before, kneeling with the camera slightly tilted up. He is in the middle of some glowing leylines, which are slightly lifted from the ground, reminiscent of a transmutation circle. The little iron dwarf observes. Tai back in the cozy dark room, now sitting on a stool at an alchemy workbench. He has his hands laced behind his head and leans back, showing off the leather pants and black, red-soled boots, and looking up at a poster on the wall showing a magic diagram. The workspace has bottles of reagents, herbs, notes stacked on the floor and pinned to the walls, and other alchemical accoutrement. The iron dwarf still observes, standing near Tai's feet.
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean, same. Tai mentor-adopted the twins and is adamant that no matter what the reasons, Fourchenault could have distanced them without *publicly disowning them*, so. He does not speak to Fourchenault willingly.
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
First year doing a Halloween glam and of course I choose some weeb nonsense. (Tai's an alchemist, that alchemy is basically magic anyway, he has the braid, it makes SENSE.) #FFXIV
Tai (a miqo'te man with pale skin, brown hair in a braid and long bangs pulled to the side, turquoise eyes, and dark markings around his eyes) dressed as a fantasy version of Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist: long red coat with some black accents, black undercoat, white gloves with markings on the back. He stands in a cozily-lit, dark-palette room, looking thoughtfully at a bookshelf.Tai standing in a gray wasteland, with some vaguely fantasy/old Germanic-looking builings in the background and some sort of purple electrical disaster contained in some ruins. He is dressed as Edward and has punched one hand with the other, glaring at the camera. Behind him, an iron dwarf minion (a little suit of armor, meant to represent Alphonse Elric) seems to be cheering. Tai in the same gray wasteland as before, kneeling with the camera slightly tilted up. He is in the middle of some glowing leylines, which are slightly lifted from the ground, reminiscent of a transmutation circle. The little iron dwarf observes. Tai back in the cozy dark room, now sitting on a stool at an alchemy workbench. He has his hands laced behind his head and leans back, showing off the leather pants and black, red-soled boots, and looking up at a poster on the wall showing a magic diagram. The workspace has bottles of reagents, herbs, notes stacked on the floor and pinned to the walls, and other alchemical accoutrement. The iron dwarf still observes, standing near Tai's feet.
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Halcyon Ember @halcyonember.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I keep trying to go to bed at 11 and still ending up awake at 1:30 despite my pre-bed habits being identical. I will sleep badly for six or seven hours and need a nap instantly. I cannot get things done this way. Body. Please.
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
. . . Go away?
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Considering this started because of a late-night email that kind of fucked my self-esteem re: my ability to go to grad school, I really wanted to ride the spite part of my response into getting things done but it's hard when you sleep from like 1:30am-11:30am at best
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Even though I have been unemployed for six months, I am going to get my life together! Start setting schedules, work out more, do consistent commission work every day, do-- > proceeds to have sleep schedule ruined completely
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No idea if this is going anywhere, but the interaction came to me in a vision. Sorry, Tai. #FFXIV #WoLianger #KerfuffleArt
"He does like men, you know."

Tai starts at the sound of Thancred's voice. The pages of his book snap back into focus, although he has no recollection of where he left off. Thancred smirks slightly where he stands at Tai's side.

"I'm sorry," he says mildly. "I must have missed something. Hello to you, too."

Thancred's smirk widens. He drops himself into an empty chair, takes a swig from his tankard, and nods toward the other side of the room. "Urianger, I mean." The man in question is engaged in some lively debate with Y'shtola and another Scion whose name has slipped Tai's mind. Tai had, perhaps, looked over once or twice, but did not see a need to interrupt. 

Instead, he blinks at his own interruption, eyebrows raised. "Okay," he says. "Good to know?"

"He told me once over drinks, ages ago." Thancred continues, shrugging in feigned casualness. "Mind you, it's not a secret, if that is your concern. Said it simply does not come up often. Seemed like that might interest you."

"I can't imagine why," Tai lies flatly. Thancred's chair creaks as the man leans forward and folds his arms on the table. Tai feels a knot of dread tighten in his belly. "While others might not notice," Thancred begins, "I couldn't help but observe that although you hold your book as though to read, your gaze is slightly raised. You haven't turned a page in five minutes. And, of course, there is a certain pathetic face you make whenever you stare at him for too long." 

Tai tries to keep a straight face, but cannot help agitatedly flicking one ear. Yes, perhaps he had been distracted for a moment by the pale curve of Urianger's back where his robes cut enticingly low, and yes, he had noticed the fine gold chains that ran between Urianger's collar and pauldron to rest against his skin, and perhaps had imagined twisting them around his fingers and giving them a little tug—

He clears his throat and looks pointedly back down at his book. "I see nothing wrong with privately admiring a comrade's appearance," he replies primly.

Thancred chuckles quietly. "I would be the last to disagree, but I'm not sure if you're trying to convince me or yourself."
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've written a few thousand words, but none of it's cohesive and I mostly seem to want to write either the fluff or Tai Going Through It (comedically). u_u He suffers a lot of teasing.
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need to see more M!WoLianger and I guess I have to make it. u_u Starting with my boy who does not have a big gay crush, not him, he doesn't pine, go away Mr. Spymaster
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No idea if this is going anywhere, but the interaction came to me in a vision. Sorry, Tai. #FFXIV #WoLianger #KerfuffleArt
"He does like men, you know."

Tai starts at the sound of Thancred's voice. The pages of his book snap back into focus, although he has no recollection of where he left off. Thancred smirks slightly where he stands at Tai's side.

"I'm sorry," he says mildly. "I must have missed something. Hello to you, too."

Thancred's smirk widens. He drops himself into an empty chair, takes a swig from his tankard, and nods toward the other side of the room. "Urianger, I mean." The man in question is engaged in some lively debate with Y'shtola and another Scion whose name has slipped Tai's mind. Tai had, perhaps, looked over once or twice, but did not see a need to interrupt. 

Instead, he blinks at his own interruption, eyebrows raised. "Okay," he says. "Good to know?"

"He told me once over drinks, ages ago." Thancred continues, shrugging in feigned casualness. "Mind you, it's not a secret, if that is your concern. Said it simply does not come up often. Seemed like that might interest you."

"I can't imagine why," Tai lies flatly. Thancred's chair creaks as the man leans forward and folds his arms on the table. Tai feels a knot of dread tighten in his belly. "While others might not notice," Thancred begins, "I couldn't help but observe that although you hold your book as though to read, your gaze is slightly raised. You haven't turned a page in five minutes. And, of course, there is a certain pathetic face you make whenever you stare at him for too long." 

Tai tries to keep a straight face, but cannot help agitatedly flicking one ear. Yes, perhaps he had been distracted for a moment by the pale curve of Urianger's back where his robes cut enticingly low, and yes, he had noticed the fine gold chains that ran between Urianger's collar and pauldron to rest against his skin, and perhaps had imagined twisting them around his fingers and giving them a little tug—

He clears his throat and looks pointedly back down at his book. "I see nothing wrong with privately admiring a comrade's appearance," he replies primly.

Thancred chuckles quietly. "I would be the last to disagree, but I'm not sure if you're trying to convince me or yourself."
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tai didn't say it in those words, but he admits having feelings in EW as they're working in Labyrinthos. It doesn't go well; Urianger is a secretive & demisexual disaster & asks for time to think. (He's pretty sure, but there's a lot going on.) They resolve it after Ultima Thule. #FFXIV #Wolianger
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I get the sense they don't try very hard. (Nobody can tell with Tai. He is very discreet. Everyone just thinks he's a pretty but celibate nerd.)
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I R A @roira.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This mogtome event SE really said hey day 1 you could do a flip with 35% chance to break your ankle or do 5 encounters in Bozja hey day 2 you could try finding a microbe in the hay or do 5 encounters in Bozja hey day 3 count the tiles in Kugane or do 5 encounters in Bozja
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Welp. I guess that's a choice. The poor neighbors, though.
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The. The cabins with the wide-open patios and no visible doors I could discern (that I hope are there)?
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can't quite find them at the moment, but there are at least two jokes to be made about YouTube showing a slop ad for a friends-with-benefits app to a queer woman watching an FFXIV Savage strat on the treadmill
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ahh, I see. Well, I guess I can't say exactly for where you are, but Microsoft (and Amazon and Best Buy) do sell refurbished Surface Pros that are significantly cheaper but work the same, if that's an option. Otherwise, I wish you luck! o/
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've been using a Surface Pro + Clip Studio Paint for years now. P:
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Kim Sokol (Open for Commissions/Freelance!) @kimsokol.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One thing they don’t tell you about being a working artist is that every once in a while a picture is simply Haunted and, for reasons beyond the reach of man, simple things you have done a thousand times will be Very Hard and Look Bad and you will lose ten years of skill for the duration of that job
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"what if we both had strong desires to make the world better & struggled with the idea of doing the right thing but in misguided ways & we wanted to save each other because we recognize this in each other, if not ourselves" and also we're both just massive nerds would that be crazy or what"
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Urianger was my personal favorite, but I had next to no thoughts about shipping Tai with him. I had been kicking around Y'shtola or Aymeric. Then that EW conversation about having regrets and struggling to do better hit me like a fucking truck and it was all over. :')
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formthehead @formthehead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tataru with a gun #FFXIV #FFXIVART
Tataru pulling back the slide on a pistol, her eyes locked onto her unfortunate target
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formthehead @formthehead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She's had enough
Tataru with a gun, and she's saying the Navy Seal copypasta
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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Conspo @conspo.obviously.moe · 20/04/2026
got sick and i cant stop thinking about this post
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Post a FFXIV meme made by you. I played ShB and finally understood the bestest boy.
Samurai holding a cat protectively meme, but instead of a cat G'raha Tia has been badly cut in, because he also deserves to be protected from the world by a katana
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feef @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Inspired by a recent interaction
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Your colored pencils are always so soft and blendy. I wish I could manage that. ;;
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Viv Medeiros @vimeddiee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Coloured pencil Tuhka from August (✿◠‿◠) #artses
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B'runi Masna-Nunh — In Mentor Hell 👑 @ver-caster.etheirys.social · 12/09/2026
This is Tataru's carbuncle to me
I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY ROOMBA JUST WENT OUT AND I CAN'T FIND IT. WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS. IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS.
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JoCat is not fast @jocat.net · 09/09/2026
Samus viciously choking/absorbing something while staring angrily through her cracked helmet is the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life
Screenshot of the scene described from the newest metroid ravenous trailer
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Good thing embarrassment doesn't count as despair, rip Urianger q
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B'alith Tia | 7.56 spoilers @inmyleylines.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Doing the rounds of the silver chest spawn points in Occult Crescent like, "oh boy, time to go check the Magic Pie Bushes again :D"
Chris Bramwell (@ChrisBramwell):

A month ago Dusty found half a pie in this bush, so every day until the end of time we must closely inspect the Magic Pie Bush.

Photo: a cream-colored dog, possibly a lab, sticking their head into a bush.
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Io @io-game.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
silly doodle - Erenville & Wuk Lamat #ffxiv #ffxivart
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Poor trauma boy. ;;
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Mossy💀🔜Comipara7 & CF23 @necromoss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
⚠️ FFXIV Endwalker Spoiler | #wolrianger
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There's a solution, but it's not as fun. #FFXIV #Wolianger
Digital sketch of Urianger and WoL!Tai from the shoulders up, still in an embrace. Urianger has his head tipped back, one eye just barely open to look down at Tai, as Tai kisses his throat; he has a hand on Tai's neck, thumb under his jaw. Tai looks a bit smug. Dialogue:

Urianger: Mm... a shame we must continue to meet in secret like this...
Tai: Could always end the contest sooner if you let my Promise win.
Urianger: Not a chance, eo.
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sometimes, you accidentally get together right before one of you has to travel, then you both end up across the sea to support opposing contestants in a rite of succession, and you have to sneak away to smooch when you happen to share a campsite. Just happens. #KerfuffleArt #FFXIV #wolianger
Monochrome digital drawing of Urianger from FFXIV and Tai (a miqo'te man with long hair in a braid, wearing stylish asymmetrical robes with thigh-high boots and fingerless gloves). They are sneakily making out behind a wood-and-tile building, Urianger backed against the wall and slouching slightly as Tai kisses his neck with a smirk.
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Now the wet weather seems to be here to stay Ash has once again entered her Pain in the Arse Era #art #cats #BlackCats
Illustration of Ash, a black cat, flat on the floor and grumpy af. Text reads “but me WANT go outside”
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Kerfuffle @kerfuffle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There's a solution, but it's not as fun. #FFXIV #Wolianger
Digital sketch of Urianger and WoL!Tai from the shoulders up, still in an embrace. Urianger has his head tipped back, one eye just barely open to look down at Tai, as Tai kisses his throat; he has a hand on Tai's neck, thumb under his jaw. Tai looks a bit smug. Dialogue:

Urianger: Mm... a shame we must continue to meet in secret like this...
Tai: Could always end the contest sooner if you let my Promise win.
Urianger: Not a chance, eo.
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