Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Was absolutely certain that City deserve severe punishment until Fergie’s statement reminded me how much joy was brought to the nation as a result of the club’s nefarious activities😺 100
Reposted by Kenneth JohnDaniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026As part of the "Zionism is Racism" motion which the Green party will be voting on at conference, there is a specific section which says that members of the Green Party who are members of 'Zionist Synagogues' should be kicked out. Efforts to amend this language were rejected at a "party workshop". 26413
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Triple lock! Triple lock! Who’s a pretty girl then! Triple lock!!!” Name that #BBCBreakfast presenter😕 120
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Lord, give me the confidence of a Twitter poster - any poster - commenting on the exact nature of the events at RAF Fairford.” 000
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Remember when ‘progressive’ chaps muttering platitudes about the importance of consent? They never said it was informed consent. 030
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026How is it possible for someone to book a trip on the Norwegian Coastal Express and not know they’re going to be sailing on what is, fundamentally, a ferry? Is it people not doing their due diligence, or travel agent BS / or the very intersection of those two sets? 120
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“Speak not in the ears of a fool: for he will despise the wisdom of thy words” Proverbs 23:9 King James Version 140
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Oh Lord - I’ve stirred up the mob whose main priority seems to be disrupting the puberty of pubescent children and I would like to reply but I would also like to keep this account🤷♂️ 3130
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Obviously nothing in my postings relevant to Real True Facts tm😺 150
Reposted by Kenneth JohnScott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What a tremendously useful question to ask him. I wonder which one he chose 26510
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026So BBC Breakfast “top news story” is a piece of 29 year-old gossip🤷♂️ 010
Reposted by Kenneth JohnChris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oh, my God. Why would I listen to *that* idiot? 0765
Reposted by Kenneth JohnKenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“I hear some experts are claiming that defending women’s right to say ‘No’ to men is committing genocide now, Father” 282
Reposted by Kenneth JohnWill 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Piddington" is what Aldi call their Peruvian Immigrant Bear Shaped Cake. 719727
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026New candidate emerging for the “World’s unluckiest anti-racist” title with that unfortunate ‘random costume and hand gesture’ combo. 020
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Oh God, don’t give me a reason to respect you after all *that* 130
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Bloke confesses that he has never met a regular person and has yet to be introduced to the concept known as “logic”😸 020
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A place for everything and everything in its place. 010
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It’s late and I can’t be bothered to work up a Proclaimers song title-derived ‘amusing caption’ to this entirely on the nose observation from Ms Moyet. 080
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Oh Lord! Twitter opened on For You and I didn’t notice until too late. Feel in immediate need of a long shower in one of those decontamination things🤢 020
Reposted by Kenneth JohnThe Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It's nice when fanboys finally get to meet their hero. 182
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Not strictly mine, but the first I used (and I didn’t personally own a computer for a good 12 years afterwards). 020
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Everyone on a cruise ship wants to be reminded that the Titanic sailed from here😸 030
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’m entirely onside with the general BlueSky condemnations of black clad, Balaclava-wearing, menacing men as a mob rather than protestors, but can’t remember the same judgement being applied to these lovely chaps (or other similars) on here. 33810
Reposted by Kenneth JohnCol @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I hope if I ever get divorced I don't get THIS divorced 810221
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Bored now. Muting all the lovely cognitively-challenged correspondents . Thanks for dropping by👍 130
Reposted by Kenneth JohnNon-dairy Canary @nondairycanary.bsky.social · 01/09/2026But you've all heard of Andrew fucking Wakefield. 2227
Reposted by Kenneth JohnKenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026“Things were going fine before the Conservative men showed up!” 261
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Another day, another moderation list or three. Yawn. 250
Reposted by Kenneth JohnSir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026With serious flood alerts all across the UK today Richard Tice says we should embrace the flooding. ‘Let’s enjoy all this lovely wet weather & excess water’ he has commented, ‘it helps us to improve our swimming skills & has given a real boost to our sandbag and bikini industry.’ 90876224
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026tl:dr Is it the ones who think Jo Rowling is a fount of hateful bigotry? Is it? Is it them? 😺 030
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Don’t know what to do with all that empathy you’re overflowing with? Why not create a bizarrely named list of folk who know that sex is real and think that women having rights is a good thing👍 2110
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026First rule of BlueSky: Never do a post that requires both reading comprehension and a sense of humour. 050
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The right to request a prostate examination and health check from their GP once aged 50 or if showing symptoms of cancer👍 210
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026 BlueSky: “Don’t use Twitter, it’s a site devoted to the promotion of insane conspiracy theories”. Also BlueSky: “Harry Potter and therefore JKR is responsible for the AI tech oligarchy and also Brexit!!!!” 1132
Kenneth John @kenhepburn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Narrator: Decent people on here or elsewhere who do not have a problem with a woman advocating for the rights, interests and welfare of women are obviously not “filled with…loathing for JK Rowling”. Quite the opposite, also obviously. 🤷♂️ 230
