Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Senator Eric Schmitt is sitting home in front of his TV, confused as to why the Ohio State Buckeyes are playing football against the Atlanta Hawks. 000
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026President Trump is going to be touting his good economy before the midterms. My retirement accounts have dropped about $8000 in the last month, and I expect they will sink further by then. 010
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Fears that AI will get out of control may lead to the Butlerian Jihad. 000
Reposted by Ken BaneSuzy Dobie @suzydobie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Fresh out of the oven; I have baked you a fall-flavoured villanelle (sorry about the bacon, Jen, I needed it for "flitches" 🥺🤷♀️) Eat it while it's hot 🥧 #PoetsOfDoom #Autumnal #villanelle @phylogeneticsteve.bsky.social @jenthorne.bsky.social @sonnetsmith.bsky.social @daveashleypoet.bsky.social 8149
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The President wants to make major improvements to Dulles Airport, now if he could only think of a “great” American to rename the airport after. Watch. I imagine that will be coming soon. 000
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I just went to the gym and had the last workout of my 60’s. 😳 111
Reposted by Ken BaneSuzy Dobie @suzydobie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026#AmpersandAfterDark #prompt "The highway never answered back" @madp03t.bsky.social @blueskypoetry.bsky.social #Highway #Lowway #poetry #poetrycommunity #writingcommunity #poetryprompt 485
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I may have found something in the Federal Government that wasn’t ruined by this administration. I called the Office of Personnel Management to get a copy of my Mother’s 1099R from 2025. The woman I talked to was very nice and was helpful. She said that that I should receive it in 7 to 10 days. 110
Reposted by Ken BaneSuzy Dobie @suzydobie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026#poetry #poetrycommunity #writing #writercommunity #prompt #WildWalkPrompt #caged @sonnetsmith.bsky.social 5154
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 04/05/2026The gym is always interesting. Today there’s a man working out in long pants and a sweater. With a MAGA hat, of course 020
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Spirit airlines has gone out of business, but luckily my next flight is scheduled for Trump airlines. 010
Reposted by Ken BaneSuzy Dobie @suzydobie.bsky.social · 02/05/2026"Describe for me the place that creativity comes from." (En arche en ho logos) #mpprompt #Arche #inthebeginning #poetry #poetrycommunity #writingcommunity #poetryprompt @malformed-poetry.bsky.social @blueskypoetry.bsky.social l 4135
Reposted by Ken BaneKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I get to the airport at the exact right time every time. Anyone arriving any earlier than me is a sap, anyone arriving any later is a reckless nut. 52192999
Reposted by Ken BaneBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban. 462263233093
Reposted by Ken BaneLaurie Ulster @floobish.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Octavia E. Butler, 1998: 25197443668
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Well, ain’t Trumpland a temporal oddity, it’s two weeks to everything! 010
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I have almost two months to try to finally remember Steven Colbert’s name, and not call the show the Late Show with David Letterman. 010
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 28/03/2026In the TrumpII era, prices are going up. One thing that isn’t, my retirement accounts. On paper I’m several thousand dollars poorer this week than last week! 000
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Our daughter has the Alexa that gives her AI descriptions of what is on her Ring cameras. She was taking her greyhound outside and Alexa told her there was someone with a bicycle outside. Then it said there was a fox on her deck…it was a red squirrel. 010
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Being retired, I now have enough time to work on my horror screenplay:”When Planaria Attack!” 000
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 23/03/2026It’s time for the sweepstakes. Which American city will be the fist one to have an ICE agent shoot an innocent traveler? 000
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 17/03/2026The meteor over Ohio was obviously the fault of SleepyJoe Biden! 000
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I just paid about 40 cents more for gas than I did last week. Thanks Obama! 000
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I saw that Dow fell over 800 points today, what in the world did Joe Biden do now? 120
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 12/02/2026We’ve seen the performances of Attorney General Bondi, could you imagine an Attorney General Matt Gaetz? 010
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Now that Sky Marshall Bovino may be retiring, he will donate his fascist uniforms to the doll clothing museum in Worthington, Ohio. 110
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 27/01/2026A new assignment for Sky Marshall Bovino, he will be commanding his border patrol agents on Klendathu looking for illegal bugs. 000
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 23/01/2026If Greg Bovino was present at the grabbing of Liam Ramos, the 5 year old would have probably kicked his ass. 010
Reposted by Ken BaneMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 23/01/2026If you’re defending kidnapping a five year old, you’re losing 431181603465
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 23/01/2026One good thing that might come from ICE grabbing a 5 year old, is that hopefully after J.D. Vance’s statement defending it, it will hopefully end his political career. 010
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I didn’t realize that the WEF would allow a filibuster. 010
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Its hard to watch Trump’s rambling, low-energy speech to The World Economic Forum. 000
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I’m wondering that if I can scrape together the reasonable 1 Billion dollars, can I be on the Board of Peace? 010
Reposted by Ken BaneSuzy Dobie @suzydobie.bsky.social · 19/01/2026"Dear Steve..." #poetry #poetrycommunity #writing #writercommunity #WildWalkPrompt #Penguin @sonnetsmith.bsky.social 7135
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 17/01/2026President Trump hasn’t really been able to boost the US economy very much, but the Minneapolis area car window replacement industry is booming! 010
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 17/01/2026So, if my daughter presents me with her law degree, would I still have to pass the Bar Exam? Or does that transfer, also? 010
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Usually when real police are involved in a shooting, their name is revealed. But here the Federal agent is masked and has no identification. Will we ever know his name? Will there be an investigation? 020
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I’ll know what really happened when in Minneapolis, when I hear it from Tony Dokoupil. 000
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I’m waiting for next week’s Amazing Race” Jas and Jag will return to the US in first place, just to rounded up by ICE. 010
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I’m amazed that the government shut-down continues even though the Senate Republicans have tried everything they can think of to get the support of more Democrats. I mean, short of actually trying to negotiate with them, of course. 010
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I’m not so sure that the Trump Halloween party was Great Gatsby themed. More like New Years 1921 at the Overlook Hotel. 010
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 26/10/2025What year is the President’s new Epstein Ballroom supposed to be finished? 020
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 26/10/2025In a Norwegian newspaper they have a picture of Trump with the headline “Han er en drittsekk” which translates to “He is an asshole” 010
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I guess Trump has brought down food prices. My wife bought some crickets for her gecko and they were 2 cents cheaper. 000
Ken Bane @kenbane.bsky.social · 18/10/2025In a clerical mix-up, Trump agrees to send 40 billion dollars to George Santos. 000
