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kemosabi03.bsky.social

@kemosabi03.bsky.social
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Imagine a clever bio. Dork. Still unsure how I became a sports fan.

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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 11h
Small shop tech support. 2nd day they handed me their product manual to proofread as I ‘Didn’t know anything about it.’ Terrible doc, would cause tons of issues. Handed it back end of day 3 and asked when it needed to launch by. ‘It already did.’ I went in day 4 to quit, during a birthday party.
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 14h
Halloween can’t start without the Halloween Safety Kid series.
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
THE LANDMAN CLAIMS MORE LAND
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Straight to the CFB museum.
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m sure the discourse around this will be fun and productive. Especially considering that the list tells us TV dies immediately. There will be no more good TV in the next 70+ years!
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 10/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "good luck convincing normal people that this bullshit is worth their time"
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“This this the start of our podcast?” 🤣
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Event’s a bit in shambles, but the vibes from the players are ✨immaculate✨
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FUCK THAT BULLSHIT RULE
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
MACTION ON NBC?!
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is this what Watergate felt like?
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Please never change, CPSC.
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Bro this list is dangerous: Titanic, The Godfather(s), Citizen Kane, Sound of Music, The Matrix(ies), any Fast & Furious, Terminator(s), Schindler’s List, Saving Private Ryan, Pulp Fiction, Aliens, The Shining…take your freakin’ pick.
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cata @catabush.com · 12/07/2026
Oh you’re an Argentina fan? Do you also work for Palantir? You love billionaires, don’t you? I bet you ask chatgpt for advice on everything, too.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 09/07/2026
Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods
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Adam Whittaker Spookily @snaves.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The further away we get from it the more astounded I am the U.S. put 4 past Paraguay
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 27/06/2026
Love that the primary storyline for this F1 season is just "What if we drove George Russell insane?"
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
america is an ideal worth fighting for
I'm American, but I talked to some Germans on a train platform in Chicago last weekend. They spoke very highly about their experience of buying legal weed, getting stoned and eating at Raising Canes.
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
From kickballdad’s instagram - His quest to get the Giant World Cup Ball display from Dick’s Sporting Goods. www.instagram.com/reel/DZU4eVI...
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.
Screenshot from the paywall on a Wired article that reads: “You’ve read your last free article.”
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andybchen.com @andybchen.com · 28/05/2026
Pulitzer voters about to regret their selection
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 29/04/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "life would be so much easier if i, too, were a dumbass"
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
THE SUPER BOWL FCC COMPLAINTS FINALLY PUBLISHED www.fcc.gov/sites/defaul...
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Adam Whittaker Spookily @snaves.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Why are millennials not buying the Seattle Seahawks?
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Go on Emina! From Spokane back into the NWSL. We love to see it.
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I am unreasonably excited for a new record from The xx.
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Joyce Manor killing it at Coachella. Was excited for it and they sound damn near perfect.
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
CAPCOM having a Sailor Moon cat behind them is wonderful. Some of the most serious people on the planet (or off) and they find space for little things like that.
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
‘Then we are going to power cycle the toilet’
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Tiger no
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 23/03/2026
Y’ALL CORNMEGEDDON IS HAPPENING
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
There’s a path. I can see it from here. If I ever search for ‘How to play pinball, but well’, I may never come back.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
9/11 was a mutagenic event leveling up the most potent class of fucking losers this country has ever seen
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Why does the AppleTV F1 broadcast look so overwhelming…beige?
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
New Low-Stakes Conspiracy just dropped.
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
General or specific, the Birds do not miss. This calendar became a must-have for me for years now. They get shared at work. They apply to somebody every. Single. Day. “I’m just here for the Bullshit.”
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Jesus what they fired Doyle too?! The fuck are they even trying to ‘build’ anymore?
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
So uh, is there a Fantasy game for the USL pyramid?
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Post a banger that isn’t in English. I keep waiting for the day the outlandish tape-hat is just fashion. Surely soon? youtu.be/lRzFqW4Xh2k
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Jack Parow - Cooler as Ekke
YouTube video by Die Heuwels Fantasties
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
THE👏CORRECT👏CHOICE👏
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
There it finally is! The bullshit Jesus ad that would be great if it wasn’t financed by shitbags!
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Give Jason Meyers the MVP, you cowards. Record-setting display. Give it to the most impactful point-scorer.
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Cadillac F1 doing more to appeal to US F1 fans directly than….anybody ever?
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
That’s right, Thor. Throw the Alexa in a fire. It will try to kiiiiillllll yoooooouuuuu
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This goddamn horn has me yelling ‘PLAY THE REST OF THE SONG’ youtu.be/VKzWLUQizz8
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Justice - Genesis - † (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Justice
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kemosabi03.bsky.social @kemosabi03.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Ring out here Dog-Washing their insane surveillance net that’s been selling to the Fess for years now. Fuck ‘em.
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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 09/02/2026
Love that Pokemon commercial because it's absolutely correct about every single Pokemon being someone's favorite Pokemon
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
who had “prostate cancer PSA” as best commercial of the Super Bowl
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
What’s been everyone’s favorite field goal so far
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