Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I wish whistlers knew that not everyone wants to hear it. Yet they persist. 2111
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The summer did not unfold as I had anticipated & now I’m in big debt after moving for grad school on a different timeline, thanks to my ex and his family. If you can help, I’d be so grateful. I am living on student loans, but it’s not enough unless the goal is met. www.gofundme.com/f/help-secur...gofundme.comDonate to Help Secure Primary Custody and Child Support for Penny, organized by Kelly McKernanNew Developments / I need your help again! I started this G… Kelly McKernan needs your support for Help Secure Primary Custody and Child Support for Penny 03639
Reposted by Kelly McKernanBlaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026 1454421173
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The thought of opening my web store back up makes me want to crawl into a sewer and take up vigilantism at night. I have zero desire to ask people to buy my art anymore because it’s become almost entirely soul crushing to do so these last several years. 3140
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It’s been 3.5 years of waiting but the “Andersen V Stability” case finally goes to trial this week! Stay tuned. 💜 0240
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Guys my 12 year old is asking me for a CD burner for our computer and a portable CD player like I had in the early 00’s. She wants to learn how to download music and burn her own mixes. My heart is bursting! 😭 2520
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026For my friends in the south who are dreaming of moving to the PNW for alllll the reasons, just do it. The quality of life is profoundly better here. I’m so much happier! 2201
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I had the insane idea to delete all my social media while in grad school a few nights ago, and the more the idea simmers, the tastier it sounds. 0150
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I need over-the-ear headphones that fit my tiny head AND don’t also squash the arms of my glasses into my temples… that are ideally under $300. Does anyone have recommendations? My new studio space is very shared, so headphones for music, etc is required. 5142
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’ve been in Portland for about 6 weeks and the amount of climate-related headaches I have has decreased significantly. Every recent summer in Nashville has meant months of unbearable humidity and heat, with months of thunderstorms surrounding that. I had really hoped for this relief! 😭 0180
Reposted by Kelly McKernanKaren K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This gallery of ICE crop/seed art at this year's Minnesota State Fair is incredible, especially the one based on Pablo Picasso's Guernica by Jennifer Nelson, which features the last words of Alex Pretti and Renee Good in Morse code: www.cropart.com/Resist.pdf 222204686
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Do any other autists habitually close their eyes when brushing their hair or teeth? I do it and always have, like I gotta dim the sensory input, lol. 3140
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I just survived a 20 minute Lyft ride with a woman who believes vaccines cause autism and I narrowly succeeded in biting my tongue because I value my peace too much these days. 🫠 6430
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Yesterday morning I was hacked by a Docusign phishing scheme and I’m pretty certain hundreds of people were contacted. In return, I received ~40 emails and DMs from people confused by this (which is a reasonable thing to do).my (autistic) brain shut down and required 16 hours in bed to recover. 🫠 2110
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It’s not my first time crying in a bookstore, but it’s my first time at Powell’s. I realized I was walking through the maze as a local, not a tourist. This place made me want to move to Portland a decade ago, and now I walk to it from my apartment. 1340
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026If you got a Docusign email from me, don’t open it, I was hacked. 😣 391
Reposted by Kelly McKernanKelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026“Unmasking” is a sculpture created while processing my (very late) formal autism diagnosis. The mask I built to survive began to fall away when I realized I’m neurodivergent. At last confirmed at 40, I can finally release all of my past selves. The relief is as immense as the grief. I am finally me. 27711
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026“Unmasking” is a sculpture created while processing my (very late) formal autism diagnosis. The mask I built to survive began to fall away when I realized I’m neurodivergent. At last confirmed at 40, I can finally release all of my past selves. The relief is as immense as the grief. I am finally me. 27711
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I’ve been living in Portland for 2 weeks now and I’m finally settling in. Every day, I’ve gone on a Whimsy Walk, where I choose a destination but wander my way in its general direction. Every block has something interesting going on, but just as interesting are the people! It’s delightful here. 2310
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I had a very lovely time tonight dropping in on a live nude figure drawing session, right in my new neighborhood! My drawing muscles are properly stretched with some challenging poses from an amazing model. I’m taking that energy into a long night finishing a project tonight! 0270
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Holy fucking mind blowing realization, Batman: I’ve been toe-walking my entire life, but after years of dance as a teen, it never really went away. I just caught myself doing it in my new long hallway! I stopped like I hit a wall when I put it together. What a wild journey I’m having, y’all. 😵💫 1220
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I’m rewatching Murderbot for the 3rd time and now that I got the ASD diagnosis, I am screeching with glee at the parallels of the autistic inner voice. 2210
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Friendly reminder that tetrachromia is determined by the number of cones in your retina. Most people have 3, colorblind people have 2. If you have 4 cones, you won’t be able to test this on a computer by counting color bands. This can only be determined by genetic testing or lab testing in person! 1101
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Post diagnosis epiphany: I never learned how to snowboard properly because of my autism as a kid! I had a lesson at 14 but didn’t pay attention, so found a way to snowboard goofy without ever turning left. I know, it makes no sense. I could never balance correctly & I found my own way anyway lol 1130
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I’m at a coffee shop and overheard some girls talking about how someone is cute but “he has donut powder mouth” and I burst out laughing before I realized they were talking about a black cat. 2270
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026It’s my final night in nashville and I was visited by three Luna moths! 🥹 2583
Reposted by Kelly McKernanKelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Hey #portfolioday, I’m Kelly McKernan (they/them), a fine artist and illustrator painting in watercolor and acryla gouache. My work is inspired by dark fantasy, art nouveau, surrealism, and pop culture. I enjoy creating art for books, comics, games, editorial, and galleries! www.kellymckernan.com 07911
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Hey #portfolioday, I’m Kelly McKernan (they/them), a fine artist and illustrator painting in watercolor and acryla gouache. My work is inspired by dark fantasy, art nouveau, surrealism, and pop culture. I enjoy creating art for books, comics, games, editorial, and galleries! www.kellymckernan.com 07911
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026You know what’s nice about 40? I finally know who I am, what I deserve, what I won’t tolerate, and how to trust my intuition. I also look and feel fucking great. It can only get better from here. 3622
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It’s my birthday! A big one - 40!? Lots of changes are afoot, including moving across the country next week and starting grad school in the fall. I was also just diagnosed with autism after years of questioning. I’m terribly excited to start the next chapter of my life. Thank you for supporting me! 231193
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026What if Déjà vu is the disorientation felt from timelines collapsing?static.klipy.comTim And Eric Mind Blown Universe MemeALT: Tim And Eric Mind Blown Universe Meme 0190
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Last night I was visited by this freshly hatched female Luna moth! She’s only the 3rd one I’ve ever seen. I feel so lucky! Lunas are my absolute favorite moths. 2463
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026One of the shame nuggets I’m letting go of, now that I have my ASD diagnosis, is how exhausting cooking is for me. I’ve watched people effort make meals with many ingredients and complicated methods without breaking a sweat. Me? Anything requiring more than 4 ingredients and 10 minutes is daunting. 2190
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Getting an autism diagnosis for my 40th birthday feels like finally finding the dungeon map after a lifetime of stumbling through a labyrinth in the dark. It’s gonna be a lot less painful from here on out. 1290
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I have officially been diagnosed with autism, a week before my 40th birthday. 👾✨👩🎤💫💜static.klipy.comRainbow AutismALT: Rainbow Autism 2411
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I put up a birdfeeder to entertain the cats and summoned a raccoon instead. Cats seem more concerned than entertained. 4434
Reposted by Kelly McKernanKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Pitch: Secret of Nimh but from the POV of the over-worked, white collar guy at Nimh desperately trying to convince everyone that hyper-intelligent rats have made a democratic society with advanced technology, and actual goddamn magic, under some farmers rosebush in the middle of nowhere Maryland. 1123537
Reposted by Kelly McKernanHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool 502243435591
Reposted by Kelly McKernanMonteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 24/06/2026The Democratic Party freaking out that Democratic Party candidates are winning is the most Democratic Party thing ever. 293101151544
Reposted by Kelly McKernanSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/06/2026when AI companies go bankrupt 143145154808
Reposted by Kelly McKernanBen Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026They just made the most money ever on an original movie by an creator/director who actively hates AI and this is the lesson they take from it. 1514199
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I saw The Backrooms last night and loved the visuals, especially the pool rooms! It reminded me that I have a reoccurring dream that is like if the pool rooms were a never-ending maze of minty green tiles, bathtubs, showers, and toilets, a long forgotten 30s art deco bizarro health spa labyrinth. 1130