Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I wish whistlers knew that not everyone wants to hear it. Yet they persist. 2111
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The summer did not unfold as I had anticipated & now I’m in big debt after moving for grad school on a different timeline, thanks to my ex and his family. If you can help, I’d be so grateful. I am living on student loans, but it’s not enough unless the goal is met. www.gofundme.com/f/help-secur...gofundme.comDonate to Help Secure Primary Custody and Child Support for Penny, organized by Kelly McKernanNew Developments / I need your help again! I started this G… Kelly McKernan needs your support for Help Secure Primary Custody and Child Support for Penny 03639
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Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My hope is that I don’t NEED to make a living off my art while I’m in grad school. The only student loans I’m taking on are for living expenses so that I can focus these 2 years on getting my MFA. My relationship to my own creative capacity is in need of a major overhaul. The hustle ruined the fun! 080
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The thought of opening my web store back up makes me want to crawl into a sewer and take up vigilantism at night. I have zero desire to ask people to buy my art anymore because it’s become almost entirely soul crushing to do so these last several years. 3140
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Ah thank you! My very very very early work just before I graduated with my BFA! 011
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Have you looked into ARFID? I recently learned I have it and it explains everything I struggle with regarding food. 010
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So niche and I’m right there with you! I made a piece referencing her called “Milk Eyed Mender” waaaay back in 2007! 170
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Are you tabling? I’m going to try to go Saturday or Sunday and bring the kiddo! 100
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It’s been 3.5 years of waiting but the “Andersen V Stability” case finally goes to trial this week! Stay tuned. 💜 0240
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Guys my 12 year old is asking me for a CD burner for our computer and a portable CD player like I had in the early 00’s. She wants to learn how to download music and burn her own mixes. My heart is bursting! 😭 2520
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026For my friends in the south who are dreaming of moving to the PNW for alllll the reasons, just do it. The quality of life is profoundly better here. I’m so much happier! 2201
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I had the insane idea to delete all my social media while in grad school a few nights ago, and the more the idea simmers, the tastier it sounds. 0150
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I need over-the-ear headphones that fit my tiny head AND don’t also squash the arms of my glasses into my temples… that are ideally under $300. Does anyone have recommendations? My new studio space is very shared, so headphones for music, etc is required. 5142
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’ve been in Portland for about 6 weeks and the amount of climate-related headaches I have has decreased significantly. Every recent summer in Nashville has meant months of unbearable humidity and heat, with months of thunderstorms surrounding that. I had really hoped for this relief! 😭 0180
Reposted by Kelly McKernanKaren K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This gallery of ICE crop/seed art at this year's Minnesota State Fair is incredible, especially the one based on Pablo Picasso's Guernica by Jennifer Nelson, which features the last words of Alex Pretti and Renee Good in Morse code: www.cropart.com/Resist.pdf 222207689
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Do any other autists habitually close their eyes when brushing their hair or teeth? I do it and always have, like I gotta dim the sensory input, lol. 3140
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Nature is healing because I chose not to fight with a boomer. 0160
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I just survived a 20 minute Lyft ride with a woman who believes vaccines cause autism and I narrowly succeeded in biting my tongue because I value my peace too much these days. 🫠 6430
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Now that I am *truly* learning my brain works, cognitive capacity has become as important as physical capacity. The latter is easy to measure, the former is more elusive. Unexpected attention and an overflowing inbox is one of the fastest routes to making my brain crash. 060
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Yesterday morning I was hacked by a Docusign phishing scheme and I’m pretty certain hundreds of people were contacted. In return, I received ~40 emails and DMs from people confused by this (which is a reasonable thing to do).my (autistic) brain shut down and required 16 hours in bed to recover. 🫠 2110
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It’s not my first time crying in a bookstore, but it’s my first time at Powell’s. I realized I was walking through the maze as a local, not a tourist. This place made me want to move to Portland a decade ago, and now I walk to it from my apartment. 1340
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026If you got a Docusign email from me, don’t open it, I was hacked. 😣 391
Reposted by Kelly McKernanKelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026“Unmasking” is a sculpture created while processing my (very late) formal autism diagnosis. The mask I built to survive began to fall away when I realized I’m neurodivergent. At last confirmed at 40, I can finally release all of my past selves. The relief is as immense as the grief. I am finally me. 27711
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This piece (my first sculpture, actually) was created with paper clay, wood, acrylic paint, and hundreds of nails. For any interested collectors, please inquire with the gallery: www.moderneden.com/collections/... 070
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026“Unmasking” is a sculpture created while processing my (very late) formal autism diagnosis. The mask I built to survive began to fall away when I realized I’m neurodivergent. At last confirmed at 40, I can finally release all of my past selves. The relief is as immense as the grief. I am finally me. 27711
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026This is the inside… hundreds of nails to viscerally represent the pain that comes with masking as an autistic person. 0242
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I’ve been holding my breath all summer, carefully placing each step to get here so I can bring my daughter with me. Many things went awry and I had to pivot a lot. However, we are SO close to getting everything worked out, and I start grad school in a few weeks. I’m very very very happy to be here. 0260
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I’ve been living in Portland for 2 weeks now and I’m finally settling in. Every day, I’ve gone on a Whimsy Walk, where I choose a destination but wander my way in its general direction. Every block has something interesting going on, but just as interesting are the people! It’s delightful here. 2310
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I had a very lovely time tonight dropping in on a live nude figure drawing session, right in my new neighborhood! My drawing muscles are properly stretched with some challenging poses from an amazing model. I’m taking that energy into a long night finishing a project tonight! 0270
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Is that what that is?! I have no idea but I think I can guess the answer 🫠 010
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Holy fucking mind blowing realization, Batman: I’ve been toe-walking my entire life, but after years of dance as a teen, it never really went away. I just caught myself doing it in my new long hallway! I stopped like I hit a wall when I put it together. What a wild journey I’m having, y’all. 😵💫 1220
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Yesss! I’m actually saving money by not having a car (no insurance, no gas, no maintenance, etc), and some other lifestyle changes that allow me to live more frugally. And honestly, thanks to no sales tax, food and drinks are cheaper than Nashville! Groceries, though, ouch! 010
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Also using your hyperfixation tv series to understand human behavior and make sense of your own interactions through? Yeahhhhh 1100
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I’m rewatching Murderbot for the 3rd time and now that I got the ASD diagnosis, I am screeching with glee at the parallels of the autistic inner voice. 2210
Kelly McKernan @kellymckernan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Everything is so full of whimsy I am in love 120