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Kelly

@kellykayy.bsky.social
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Bibliophile. Howler. Oreo snob. Perfect mix of a lady and a pervert. Future stay at home dog mom. Go Bills. She/her.

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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 4h
An absolute giant.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026
Trump and his gigantic wagon greets Ravens players Tyler Loop, Ryan Eckley, Nicholas Moore, and Marlon Humphrey (Win McNamee/Getty)
pic of Trump shaking hands with players at his event
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4h
Trump fans in Texas chant "Four more years! Four more years!" -- but it's pretty half-hearted
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 10h
It's a rape-ocracy from the top down
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 16h
Black text on white background 
"This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many friends and neighbors who still carry that unthinkable loss.
 
The suffering did not begin nor end that day. It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians—including more than 21,000 children. Even since the so-called ceasefire, more than 1,400 Palestinians have been killed. That suffering has intensified with every Israeli bomb dropped on ambulances waiting outside hospitals, every drone strike targeting a residential building or journalist, and every shipment of food aid turned away at a border crossing. Many New Yorkers are reckoning with this unbearable grief, and we mourn alongside them – all while knowing that our tax dollars fund these war crimes.
 
Three years later, we must refuse to accept a world in which occupation and apartheid continue, where war crimes are met with impunity, and our federal government continues its complicity with every arms shipment.
 
To honor the dead, we must fight for a world in which every person can live with freedom, safety, and dignity."
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Kelly @kellykayy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm at the age where my OBGYN office is playing late 90s early 2000s music 😅
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Kelly @kellykayy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just woke up and had to immediately unfollow a woman I used to work with on IG because she posted photos of her meeting Chris D'Elia and called him the greatest comedian of all time
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Max Greenfield (Schmidt) Dry Heaving
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Kelly @kellykayy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At least in exactly one week from now, I'll be exiting a plane and stepping foot into Vancouver BC for the first time.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/10/2026
1. She's president's human binky & controls his social media 2. Foreign govts use her a conduit for Trump 3. She's lied about much of her background 4. She wouldn't or couldn't get security clearance (see 3) 5. She has an obsession w/ Trump giving their relationship a vaguely inappropriate dynamic
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Kelly @kellykayy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In case you want a little smile on your face, here is Archer settling into his new home.
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Kelly @kellykayy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Of all fucking teams to lose to....
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Kelly @kellykayy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On top of being distraught over Michael's, my husband has "no idea" that if he doesn't lend me a hand to put out the outdoor halloween decorations tomorrow (which we are 2 weeks behind FYI), that I'm about to do it by myself and become a real big problem.
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Kelly @kellykayy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My reaction walking into a Michael's when my heart and soul belonged to Joanns.
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Kelly @kellykayy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As someone who is splitting Sabres season tickets this year and as someone who picked the Mammoth as her backup team....I rage baited my husband by sending him this 😂
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Kelly @kellykayy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Waking up to this news.....
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A federal judge has ruled that Roger Rogoff, the judicially appointed U.S. attorney in Seattle, has been illegally fired by the Trump admin and must be provisionally reinstated by the Justice Department.
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Trump illegally fired Seattle’s U.S. attorney, judge rules
The ruling is the latest in a string of decisions finding that the administration bent federal law to keep loyalists in key prosecutorial posts.
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Subsy @subsequentseer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We're not even one period into the season and if Jarmo isn't on the phone with Chevy getting a Hellebucyk deal done then it's gonna be a long year
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An 18 year old rape victim murders another teenager after years of the system and adults repeatdly failing her, and millions of people call for her execution, but when an 82 year old pedophile murders over 100 little girls....
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BEB @not-ur-beb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fix this man’s shoulder expeditiously
alex lyon wielding a sabre and looking goofy
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Pope BoniSkeetz of Avignon @tjay56.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, Jarmo go make the Helleybuck trade. Figure it out. Send UPL to Roch who cares. The man just doesn’t have it when the lights are even one volt too bright
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
LOL -- Trump tries to shout out Ted Cruz in Texas and *not a single person applauds* for him. Not one!
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Kelly @kellykayy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New phrases my neighbors definitely heard me say today: - "Oh you have your crocadillies!" - "Sir! My tits aren't trampolines." - "Your tongue doesn't go there!"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Trump claims he donates his salary to fix up the White House
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wat
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
I would die for the Weird Puppies at the Sacramento SPCA
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Kelly @kellykayy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First night home with Archer. He already loves 90 Day Fiance!
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Kelly @kellykayy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For dog owners and toddler havers.....whats the best baby gate to have on top of the basement stairs that 1) isn't a massive pain in the ass to utilize when you need to go up and down with laundry and 2) won't break the bank? 🤣 My little Roscoe did NOT do stairs so we never had to worry.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Donald Trump is so crude, stupid, and lowbrow, he has no appreciation for the majestic beauty of our national parks. If a place doesn't have gaudy gilding, flashing neon, and ringing cash registers, he doesn't see worth.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 27/09/2026
Illinois leads the nation in climate action while attracting businesses and creating jobs for a green economy. From 2018 to 2024, we more than doubled the amount of clean energy in the state.
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Mike Feigin 🥯 @mikefeigin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In case people don’t know, the word “globalist” is an antisemitic dog whistle. This is straight up Nazi shit we just watched.
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Pope BoniSkeetz of Avignon @tjay56.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Keon Coleman in street Clothes looking at a screaming Josh Allen in an all white bills jersey
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/09/2026
absolutely demented. like a scene from a horror movie
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Mike @themikeel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One good thing if they lose is these jerseys will be sent to Siberia to never be seen again.
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Kelly @kellykayy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yall, as a sober person, I cracked open a Bero Midnight Shandy because of this game
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Ben affleck
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Kelly @kellykayy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Side note: immediately after I postes this, the 4th rescue we reached out to on Friday got back to us, already called our vet, and we met the puppy this morning. Home inspection is tomorrow!
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Kelly @kellykayy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does Josh need to go get the flu again?
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Kelly @kellykayy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This.
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Kelly @kellykayy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Where those AI Bills players in that segment because
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Barbie Doll's Surprised Disgusted Look
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
"china is charging their cars in less time than it takes you to fill up your F-150" is the kind of banal jingoism i always assumed would get us finally kicking it up a notch on serious infrastructure buildout but we were a lot more directly addicted to gasoline in addition to racism than i thought
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Kelly @kellykayy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Applied to adopt 4 puppies so far and crickets 🫠
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 23/09/2026
Big subtext: Hamilton is proving to be a hard target for the GOP. When Vance attacked his faith, a local UMC bishop and 120 UMC pastors issued statements defending him. When his competitor Sen. Marshall called him a pastor who is "too woke for Kansas," Marshall's *own pastor* suggested otherwise.

But the attacks have also revealed the positive reputation Hamilton has forged among his co-religionists. Last week, David Wilson, the United Methodist bishop who oversees Hamilton’s regional conference, published a statement dismissing attacks on Hamilton by Vance and Marshall as “inaccurate and unwarranted,” describing them as an “invective against the church, of which Adam is the founding pastor.”“The language used, in effect, criticizes fellow Christians merely for living up to what Jesus taught in the Gospel texts,” wrote Wilson, who oversees the Great Plains Annual Conference.

A few days later, 120 UMC pastors from across the state signed a public letter to Marshall, urging the senator and the Vice President to tone down the rhetoric.

“When you attack Adam’s pastoral ministry, his home congregation, and our denomination as a whole, you sow seeds of division and dissent,” read the letter. “You tear at the fabric that is the body of Christ.”

And when Marshall derided Hamilton in August as a “megachurch pastor that’s too woke for Kansas,” Hamilton’s campaign quickly noted that the pastor of Marshall’s own non-denominational church has publicly referred to Hamilton as a “middle-of-the-road pastor who is willing to listen to all sides.”
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Amy Maxmen, PhD @amymaxmen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
CDC is reporting one US measles death in 2026, but won't say when or where. Pennsylvania clearly reports that four people have died with measles in their state. The obstruction of public health data serves no one (except for an administration hellbent on saving face).
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/09/2026
Zelenskyy: "As early as next year, there is already a real possibility that AI, not people, will decide what happens on the battlefield. And we need peace before we reach that point."
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Public Citizen @publiccitizen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump's war on Iran has cost taxpayers nearly $40 BILLION. That’s $5 BILLION more than it would cost to fund universal pre-K for an entire year.
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Kelly @kellykayy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Resident Evil. Holy fuck.
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James Goodwin @jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oral arguments in Suncor are just a little over 2 weeks away. The Supreme Court could rule that the oil and gas industry never has to pay a cent to compensate the public for climate-related harms.
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Kelly @kellykayy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
LOL cry babies
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jane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026
oh god
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Kelly @kellykayy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I repeated "physically unable to perform heh heh" and wiggled my eyebrows up and down because I am immature.....but my husband started mansplaining PUP to me and I went from immature to murdery VERY quickly
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Greg Vorse @gregvorse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pegula in the owner’s box
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