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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁

@kellycupcakes.bsky.social
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she / her 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦 smut purveyor 🌶️ protein princess 💪🏻 rope bunny 🪢 cat mom 🐱 audiobookworm 📚 hot sloppy mess ✨ discord: kelly_cupcakes 🔥 fans.ly/r/sprinklesforkelly 🎁 throne.com/kellycupcakes 🔗 beacons.page/kellycupcakes

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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
if you can't handle me in winter you don't deserve me in summer
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We Have Always Existed: Transgender History @transgenderhistory.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
oh cool so dolls really haven't changed, huh?
Davina Anne Gabriel. TransSisters founder, publisher and editor Davina Anne Gabriel is a forty year old, fourteen years postmodern postoperative transsexual lesbian feminist, a self-initiated Witch, recovered Catholic, former altar boy, Mensan, Unitarian Universalist, diagnosed borderline personality, inveterate bohemian, hippie chick and long time activist for feminist, gay & lesbian transsexual and other causes.
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
just overheard some guy telling a girl how much he likes The Wind Rises, and she asked him if it was sad he was like "nah not really" bro the main character's wife dies of tuberculosis, what the fuck are you talking about?
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
i can't believe they're closing down Urban Dead after almost 20 years 😕 and just because of some change to UK laws governing online spaces been playing on and off since i was a teenager and i know it's not what it once was but like, still sad to see it go
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
♀️🎂 today's my 3 year estrogen anniversary 🎂♀️
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
femdom problems #17 - when your new paddle is too big for your favourite purse 😒
a large pink leather purse with the handle of a wooden spanking paddle sticking out the top
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
if eyes are the window to the soul, then tears are feelings being defenestrated
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
this is like peak Bio writing
screenshot of Matt Maeson's bio on Spotify: 

3,513,323 MONTHLY LISTENERS

Just got asked if I was the singer of Coldplay at my hotel right after I played an arena. Once I got into my room I was super tired but also really hungry so I grabbed some chips from the mini bar but I didn't look at the label and they were unbelievably spicy habanero chips and I'm just stuck on why would you have habanero chips as an option in a hotel room? Like the market for people that enjoy habanero chips has to be very niche right? My mouth is on fire and I can't wash it out so I'm just distracting myself by typing this

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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
well merry fucking christmas to me, my new team lead just cut my hours in half so i'm no longer full-time
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
some days i think i'll never stop grieving him
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
there are no working clocks in my home, but there are a lot of mirrors. not sure what that says about me
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
looks like somebody can't read
an empty cardboard box with "don't throw out" written on it
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
post a picture you took to add some calm to the timeline
looking up from the table of a cute little back patio of a bar, with plants growing on either side, trees ahead, and an awning & patio string lights stretched overhead. the afternoon sky is grey but the greenery and the warm glow of the lights make things much prettier.
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
i feel like i need time to pause for like a whole month a month of paid leave would be a close second but even then stuff would still accumulate and people would still want time with me. whereas just like a whole month to play catch up on stuff would be a total gamechanger for me
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
i want a late night laundromat bar imagine splitting a pitcher of beer while you and a friend spend a few hours doing loads of laundry together. sharing deets of what you each got up to that week while you watch clothes spin round. helping your buddy fold their still-warm-from-the-dryer bedsheets.
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
ngl, pairing converse and my denim jacket with my fox onesie and then heading out in public kinda has me questioning this whole "not being a furry" thing
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Chica Marx @mckenziewark.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It is our duty to outlive them so we can piss on their graves.
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
gonna go home, collapse into bed, and play one of my favourite games: sleep or weep?
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"Horrifying Monster" Ella Tailor 🎃🎃 $310/$700 @garaktailor.com · 16/11/2024
my favorite genre of Film is Kristen Stewart smoking cigarettes. #FilmSky
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iris (they) 🔞 @handle.invalid · 16/11/2024
brainstorming hostile architecture to keep my cats from digging in my plants
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A Dead Sinking Rory @zealousagain.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Committing to rewilding my gut microbiome (eating ass)
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
terrible decision smh
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I truly believe that we can come together as a community and be unwell enough to make this website stick
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
DUNGEONS. They're fine and all, but what if you could fly them around? Please enjoy my first and indeed only D&D hack entitled RULES FOR FLYING DUNGEONS PDFs and text-only versions here: www.patreon.com/posts/rules-...
D&D hack concerning rules for flying dungeons. Get it free here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/rules-for-flying-115082386
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cate @buny.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
"were they flirting or just being friendly?" honey i am too goddamned hot for them to not be flirting with me
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
squeezing a stereotypical cishet vanilla romance in between all the queer kinky smut i've been reading, as a palette cleanser lmao 📚
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
*another* Dark Olympus / Wicked Villains crossover?? wow does Katee Robert ever love having an integrated universe for her books lol 📚
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
I just heard someone talk about "bringing the flavor out of beef by boiling it." I just want to be super clear in advance: If you boil beef and it is not a step in producing stew or soup, you no longer have beef-cooking privileges in my home.
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
for me the point of sex is not physical pleasure but mental pleasure, it's about watching my partner's emotions, listening to their sounds, the pleasure of completely ruining them~
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Maybel 🧡 @syrup.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Don't forget to tip your waitress;) $MidbossMaybel
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
spending all my money on tattoos when what i really need is a therapist
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
a bunch of my co-workers got invited to the same halloween party and i don't really know how to feel about the fact nobody has invited me to anything like that in a long long long time
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Dr. Hesse Daria 👒 [bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 28/10/2024
*flirting* would you like to leave marks on me that'll scare my co-workers
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
this week like three of my co-workers have asked me if i'm taking my kids out trick or treating this year and, uhm, i absolutely do not have kids 🙃 do i come across as a Mom? are they mixing me up with the other trans woman on my team? what is happening here?
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
finishing A Court of Mist and Fury purely out of stubbornness
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
biting my tongue to not be that bitch who complains right after her friends revel in something joyful in their lives
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
feelin torn. on one hand, i finally have a day in my calendar without plans that i can potentially use to get a couple things done. but on the other hand my buddy is feelin down since he got dumped and i wanna make plans to go hang out with him to try and cheer him up 🤔
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
me: "i'm feeling really tired and tender and low this morning, i should be careful with my mental health today" also me: *puts on a playlist full of Zach Bryan & Noah Kahan*
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
i wish there were anti-heeled shoes that would make me shorter instead
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
HOW IS IT ONLY WEDNESDAY???
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𝕽𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓 🖤🏳️‍⚧️🌹 @softgoth.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
being fat is cool and hot actually
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audrey @whataretheauds.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
i’m getting bottom surgery so i can work on my tight five. not sure where i’m gonna come up with two more holes though
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Kelly Cupcakes 🧁 @kellycupcakes.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
i don't miss my balls, but i do sometimes miss shootin ropes across someone's ass
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Briar Darby Sinéad Madarch (fae/it/he) @sineadthefae.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
well lesbians, i’m pretty bored this evening and wanna flirt with some friends, how’s everyone else feeling?
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