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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If your offense only manages to score 7 on this current Bears defense in good weather and good field conditions, your offense is USDA prime grade AAA ass.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

At least the Bears had week 1

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

For someone who's made billions of dollars ("made"), it's actually kind of incredible now limited Donald Trump's understanding of the economy is. Like he doesn't have the first clue what a trade deficit is for example

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I've seen Bears WRs who are willing blockers, or guys high on the depth chart who embrace it, but the WHOLE WR corps is looking to knock someone down on every play.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Pointing out Caleb Williams takes a long time to throw is like saying Steph Curry has bad shot selection. He does that because he can, because he has the ability to buy himself more time when he wants to

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Scoring 59 points used to take the Bears a month and a half.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The "you forgot, New York" people are hardly ever from NYC

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think the "where I was on 9-11" thing is kind of cliche after 25 years but it really is one of those things where everyone who was alive then (and not a baby) basically remembers the entire day

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The usual suspects have made "Lake America" their entire personality already.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I'm sorry but this is objectively funny

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It's impossible to feel sorry for or respect the farmers that are being screwed over right now. All that information was right there in front of them and this is what they chose, and they would do so again

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

If you are about to miss your exit it is solely, totally, absolutely 100% your problem and it's the responsibility of exactly 0 other people on the road to make sure you get to it. Skill issue. Try paying attention.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

The only way* to get rid of a door to door salesman is to be rude to them, and their whole approach is based around your reluctance to do that. *sometimes if you let the conversation continue too long you can get them to go away by signing up for what they're selling and immediately canceling it

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The death of Criston Cole should be a national holiday in Westeros

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

When I was little I used to think God really liked drawing and painting because I heard "Our father, who art in heaven" in church and thought that's what the "art" meant. (I was a kid and kids are stupid)

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I would like to return to the time before every single online store interrupted your shopping with a pop-up that says something along the lines of "sign up to receive our marketing emails to receive a 10% discount on your first order."

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

This statement actually isn't completely wrong, but the funny/ironic thing is that he's actually doing the thing right now, in this statement. He built his entire persona around doing that

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I've always been on Team If You Don't Want People Saying Bad Things When You Die Don't Be a Piece of Shit When You're Alive, but I especially don't value or respect the opinions of people who tone police but don't meet the standard they hold others to

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The thing I remember the most about Lindsey Graham is how every time someone suggested maybe considering killing less brown people sometimes he would immediately get on Fox News and shit his pants about it.

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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

When a politician dies we see a lot of hagiographies about them. If you mention they were a terrible person IRL, you get chastised. My feeling? If you don't want people to talk shit about you after you die, don't be shitty when you're alive.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

My dad was in the hospital for a week with a really bad infection, and it was touch and go for a while, but he's back home and I know he's feeling better because he's back on Facebook sharing a bunch of posts about how much he hates Republicans

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

If Mitch McConnell is in fact dead, and Republicans are attempting to cover it enough long enough to pull off an underhanded and dishonest legislative procedure for any advantage they can get, that's exactly what he would've wanted

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I don't know how anyone* could have foreseen something like this would happen with Graham Platner. It seemed to come as a total shock to everyone.** *besides literally anyone **besides all the people who've been loudly pointing out these blindly obvious things for the past 6 months

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

If you have a medium to large dog and you don't slap the side of their ribs several times for no reason every once in a while, are you even taking care of the dog correctly?

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Me: I got this set of lights so I can- My son: Be gay? You know pride month is over right? I guess I didn't notice I had the light on this setting, I fear he cooked me

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The 14th Amendment is written in plain language and means exactly what it says, it's not even a debate what it means. If I asked "is it OK to shit in your hand and throw it at people?" your answer would be "no, the fuck?" Same idea here.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

European World Cup visitors reacting to doing stuff in the United States is quality content.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I think that Trumpers think the rest of us care about the reflecting pool saga more than we do. They think we are "rooting for it to get ruined" or something but it's more like we are just mocking Trump because he made a huge spectacle and lied a lot and it blew up in his face, which is funny

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Lmao, you don't fucking say There is a *reason* the military is strict about vaccines and everyone understood this until Hegseth got here

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I wish more of you had played Final Fantasy VI so you could understand how funny this is Tl:dr for those of you who don't know, this is the moment the main antagonist poisons a river and kills an entire kingdom including the wife and son of one of the playable characters

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I'm not sure why I keep dating women with personality disorders and shit but clearly I am the common denominator if I keep doing it. It's fun, until it's not

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I'm changing my name to Iran so the government can give me $300 billion.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Trump is bottoming but trying to convince everyone he's the top

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Remember: every conservative accusation is a confession.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/06/2026

KAY: There's no commitment in this MOU for Iran not becoming a nuclear state REP. MIKE TURNER: It actually expressly states that- 'the Islamic Republic confirms that it shall not procure or develop nukes' K: Which was the first sentence of the JCPOA, but that was backed up by an inspections regime

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Karami @mobinkarami.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Honestly, even in Khamenei’s dreams, they couldn’t get a deal like that.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The first time I went to Mexico we just parked on the US side, walked over the border to Mexico, went to some bars, spent the night there, and came back the next morning. The border agent just said "US citizens?" and we said "yes"

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Trump keeps bending over and tries to convince everyone he's not

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

If I walked into your kitchen and proceeded to take a dump on the floor, then blame the previous people in your house even though you watched me do it, you probably wouldn't praise me or give me credit when I eventually clean your floor. Anyway, this post is not about me taking a dump on the floor.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

If you shuffle a deck of cards, the exact order the cards are in has never existed before in human history, or ever will again This sounds like it can't be true but the number of possible combinations is an 8 with 67 place values after it. It's actually pretty hard to imagine a number that big

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The Knicks were shitting the bed really hard last night and I was tired so I figured I valued sleep more than watching them shit the bed. Well, turns out...

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Urlacher, Pippen (never saw MJ play live), or pre-injury D-Rose This could change to Caleb Williams in the next few years tho

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I didn't hace "I kinda like Hunter Biden" on my bingo card

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I kinda get it from the Knicks’ perspective, I mean, I, too, thought I was doing pretty well and then Donald Trump forced himself into my life and the vibes have gotten a lot worse and I feel like the winning has ended.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

This is about the 7th or 8th time he's made this claim

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Donald Trump is going to be *LUSTILY* booed in MSG in a way he's not used to

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Won't be the same without him. RIP legend

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Gemini: *activates without me noticing or telling it to* Me (to driver in front of me): what the fuck are you doing? Gemini: I don't respond to harmful language, but I can- Me: shut the fuck up nobody was talking to you.

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