Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Me: I got this set of lights so I can- My son: Be gay? You know pride month is over right? I guess I didn't notice I had the light on this setting, I fear he cooked me 000
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I wish more of you had played Final Fantasy VI so you could understand how funny this is Tl:dr for those of you who don't know, this is the moment the main antagonist poisons a river and kills an entire kingdom including the wife and son of one of the playable characters 020
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Republicans when someone shows them a population density map after any election because for some reason they think trees and rocks vote 092
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Dave Chappelle is a smart man and there is no way he didn't know he was one of the biggest drivers of the zeitgeist for the last decade. Now he wants to do a Rogan-like evasion of responsibility for it. A little late for that my friend 031
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Does any of this sound familiar? Was it Trump or George III 010
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 26/01/2026My son tried to chase my dog across the street and ate shit instead. Because I'm such a good dad, I took a picture instead of helping. 000
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Ben Johnson, this play is called a "field goal" and I promise it's in your playbook 011
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Mama Millie with her newborn puppies (they're about 8 hours old) She lets me pick them up but only for a few seconds and she's like "ok now give it back" 110
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Snickers wants to snuggle while I edit but I can't move my mouse hand if he's too comfortable 020
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I used to do this all the time because it was fun, and I realized it was a bad habit so I stopped for a long time, but I was provoked and couldn't help myself. 110
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Nobody has stronger opinions on NYC politics than a mf who doesn't live there and who's normally quite vocal about their intentions to never visit 141
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 04/11/2025The name this dog was given by the rescue shelter was Snickers, and me and my son are probably keeping that name, but he also looks like a baby Interceptor from Final Fantasy VI and I considered that too 260
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 27/10/2025My first instinct here is to mock them for having Trump do the exact thing he said he'd do, but Trump never said he was gonna prop up foreign markets. Still should've seen this coming though. 010
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Literally all right wingers, and some white liberals right now: 231051153
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Guys I'm being attacked by vicious animals please help 010
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Yes this is correct. I am traveling to Tokyo and I will not give you $20 030
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I ummm agree with Sarah Palin (the right supports the SAVE act tho bc they're either confused or dishonest, or more likely both) 000
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 06/04/2025When you comment some dumb shit on my post and I say "I'm not gonna entertain that" and you have some trouble understanding what it means and I have to show you because blocking you is too obvious 010
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I'm moving my Lightroom catalog of raws to a SSD instead of the mechanical hard drive it's on, the hard drive is gasping for air to move 1.6 TB and the SSD barely even notices anything is happening 000
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Immediately above you in my feed is @rzeglinski.bsky.social having the opposite emotions 120
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 25/02/202516 seasons in, Always Sunny still makes me involuntarily howl with laughter I did not anticipate that line 😂 but I never can with them 030
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Looking at my fb memories and I'd asked why a woman at work waited for me to finish toasting a bagel instead of simply using the other toaster and one of my friends commented this melodramatic ass shit here 200
Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I mean everyone's just pretending the second half of that sentence doesn't exist because being Mad Online is just kind of a vibe 000