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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Packers haven't shit the bed yet but it's peeking out like a turtle

Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I need to clarify that for a backup he's fine. I just wish certain people would stop talking him up so much and comparing him to the QB1

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Bears defensive line... Is kinda ok now?

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

All this we keep hearing about how good Bagent really is but all the direct evidence I've seen so far indicates that he sucks

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yeah the defensive line is better than I thought so far. If they were just average, or a little below average, instead of hopeless and useless, that's actually a huge jump

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If your offense only manages to score 7 on this current Bears defense in good weather and good field conditions, your offense is USDA prime grade AAA ass.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

At least the Bears had week 1

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

For someone who's made billions of dollars ("made"), it's actually kind of incredible now limited Donald Trump's understanding of the economy is. Like he doesn't have the first clue what a trade deficit is for example

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I've seen Bears WRs who are willing blockers, or guys high on the depth chart who embrace it, but the WHOLE WR corps is looking to knock someone down on every play.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Pointing out Caleb Williams takes a long time to throw is like saying Steph Curry has bad shot selection. He does that because he can, because he has the ability to buy himself more time when he wants to

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Scoring 59 points used to take the Bears a month and a half.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I was about to graduate my advanced individual training in the Army and leave for my first duty station in 2 days, flying right when the FAA re-opened air space a few days later was... an experience I mostly remember me and everyone else glued to CNN all morning in disbelief

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The "you forgot, New York" people are hardly ever from NYC

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think the "where I was on 9-11" thing is kind of cliche after 25 years but it really is one of those things where everyone who was alive then (and not a baby) basically remembers the entire day

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The usual suspects have made "Lake America" their entire personality already.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

He got off easy though. He didn't spend 6 months in a cage

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

This is objectively funny

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I'm sorry but this is objectively funny

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It's impossible to feel sorry for or respect the farmers that are being screwed over right now. All that information was right there in front of them and this is what they chose, and they would do so again

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

If you are about to miss your exit it is solely, totally, absolutely 100% your problem and it's the responsibility of exactly 0 other people on the road to make sure you get to it. Skill issue. Try paying attention.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I think less of the people who uncritically believed all the shit they were claiming too

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

The only way* to get rid of a door to door salesman is to be rude to them, and their whole approach is based around your reluctance to do that. *sometimes if you let the conversation continue too long you can get them to go away by signing up for what they're selling and immediately canceling it

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The death of Criston Cole should be a national holiday in Westeros

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

When I was little I used to think God really liked drawing and painting because I heard "Our father, who art in heaven" in church and thought that's what the "art" meant. (I was a kid and kids are stupid)

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I would like to return to the time before every single online store interrupted your shopping with a pop-up that says something along the lines of "sign up to receive our marketing emails to receive a 10% discount on your first order."

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Yep knowing full well what he was saying the first time

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Also, the right built an entire self-contained, parallel media ecosystem built around "labeling and accusing" so I don't know what his point is (I mean I actually do but still)

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

This statement actually isn't completely wrong, but the funny/ironic thing is that he's actually doing the thing right now, in this statement. He built his entire persona around doing that

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I'm a card-carrying Glenn Greenwald hater but that statement isn't completely wrong. It also includes him. He built an entire persona around doing that.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The Venn diagram of right wingers who finger wag at people speaking ill of a recently-departed conservative figure and right wingers who do the exact same shit (or excuse others doing it) when a famous liberal dies is a circle.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I've always been on Team If You Don't Want People Saying Bad Things When You Die Don't Be a Piece of Shit When You're Alive, but I especially don't value or respect the opinions of people who tone police but don't meet the standard they hold others to

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The thing I remember the most about Lindsey Graham is how every time someone suggested maybe considering killing less brown people sometimes he would immediately get on Fox News and shit his pants about it.

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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

When a politician dies we see a lot of hagiographies about them. If you mention they were a terrible person IRL, you get chastised. My feeling? If you don't want people to talk shit about you after you die, don't be shitty when you're alive.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

He didn't go to the hospital or call for help earlier and I told him he was a dumbass. He had no good answer for why he didn't do that and didn't disagree

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

My dad was in the hospital for a week with a really bad infection, and it was touch and go for a while, but he's back home and I know he's feeling better because he's back on Facebook sharing a bunch of posts about how much he hates Republicans

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

People are trying to do a No True Scotsman thing so they can point their finger at another group, but any passive observer could tell who was enthusiastically (and often indignantly) glazing him and who was pointing out his very obvious flaws (hence the indignation)

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

If Mitch McConnell is in fact dead, and Republicans are attempting to cover it enough long enough to pull off an underhanded and dishonest legislative procedure for any advantage they can get, that's exactly what he would've wanted

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I don't know how anyone* could have foreseen something like this would happen with Graham Platner. It seemed to come as a total shock to everyone.** *besides literally anyone **besides all the people who've been loudly pointing out these blindly obvious things for the past 6 months

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

If you have a medium to large dog and you don't slap the side of their ribs several times for no reason every once in a while, are you even taking care of the dog correctly?

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Me: I got this set of lights so I can- My son: Be gay? You know pride month is over right? I guess I didn't notice I had the light on this setting, I fear he cooked me

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I think Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch would allow Trump to eat live babies if the administration tried to argue he could

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The 14th Amendment is written in plain language and means exactly what it says, it's not even a debate what it means. If I asked "is it OK to shit in your hand and throw it at people?" your answer would be "no, the fuck?" Same idea here.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

European World Cup visitors reacting to doing stuff in the United States is quality content.

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

The dumbest and worst take since like a few days ago probably, tbh

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Somewhere I have a photo album with a bunch of photos from your store, so I think it's time to update it 😊

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

If Trump didn't insist on having the last word and didn't keep bringing it up and saying ridiculous things about it, everyone else would stop talking about it. But he had the conservative media ecosystem hyping it and pushing inaccurate memes so... Turnabout is fair play

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I think that Trumpers think the rest of us care about the reflecting pool saga more than we do. They think we are "rooting for it to get ruined" or something but it's more like we are just mocking Trump because he made a huge spectacle and lied a lot and it blew up in his face, which is funny

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Keith @keithdotexe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Lmao, you don't fucking say There is a *reason* the military is strict about vaccines and everyone understood this until Hegseth got here

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