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Before I Forget...

@keishakpage.bsky.social
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Writer. Author. Blogger. Mom. Grandma. Blue voter. Profane. Kitchen witch. AuDHD.

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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am, apparently, in the wrong for being upset that he broke parts of my CPAP that I specifically asked him not to touch. I'm wrong cause he was being nice & trying to help me fix it (company sent wrong mask & he was trying to force it). Now I also need new headgear & tubing Im so fucking tired.
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have insurance again!!! Let's schedule all the doctor's appointments and refill all the meds!!
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dear Hair Care Companies, If you put the words "Shampoo" or "Conditioner" on the label in 8 point font on a floral background so I can't read it in the shower without my glasses, I promise you that when I die, I'm going to poltergeist your ass.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cookies have very few vitamins. That’s why you have to eat so many of them.
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TJ resists! Bluestormcoming! @tjjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For those boycotting Tillamook Cheese and anything else that is “Halal,” I want you to know that fruit, vegetables, fish, air and water are also halal. ☪️😅.
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have home made cookies in the house and OMG. Ridiculously good.
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My parents absolutely put me in a religious school in elementary school so that I wouldn't be bussed.
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's a blanket day today! I've been waiting so long for a blanket day!
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Josh El @ranchwilder86.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is no bigger lie on the internet than the “prep time” for a meal on a recipe page.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Indeed, We The People Should Be Getting The Same Healthcare And Paid Leave As McTurtle.......🐢
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yes, TF he does. Thanks for including me in your Starter Pack! go.bsky.app/DrQJDNA
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
THanks so much for including me! go.bsky.app/PeYZ15W
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
THanks for adding me to your Starter Pack! It's great to meet new folks to follow this way! go.bsky.app/Ab65Tfd
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you for including me, Tricia! go.bsky.app/T94vj2w
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love these "Party Packs"! Fun people. Thanks for including me! go.bsky.app/EoVuHg4
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What a great name for a Starter Pack! Thanks for including me! go.bsky.app/78phmo4
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
THank you so much for including me in your Party Pack! go.bsky.app/EoVuHg4
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm so excited to be featured in your Starter Pack! Thank you so much! go.bsky.app/ESVxx9q
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I"m getting caught up, I promise! Thanks for including me in your Starter Pack! go.bsky.app/7mXnQXj
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm a little behind! Thanks for including me in your starter pack! go.bsky.app/EoVuHg4
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Rasta @rastasack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Voting isn't marriage. It's public transport. You're not waiting for "the one". You're getting on the bus. And if there isn't one going exactly to your destination, you don't stay home and sulk. You take the one that's going closest to where you want to be." #Vote for the Non-Felon #Voting #USPoli
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Tiger Pournelle, Furious Irish🏳️‍🌈 @tigerpournelle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The rest of the world is regarding us like we basically have a treatable cancer that we are approaching with essential oils.
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As a chronically ill person, I’d like to know where I can find one of these doctors who “keep pushing meds” to see if I can get some actual treatment for something. If we’re just handing out diagnoses and treatments, I’d like to get in line please.
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Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Today would have been my brother David's 60th birthday. We lost him in late 2021 to Covid. He had Down Syndrome and had developed dementia. One exposure to Covid and he passed within days. Whenever I read "yes but they had comorbidities" I want to scream because those are also people we loved.💔
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you are attacking Doctors Without Borders or World Central Kitchen, you are wrong and can get fucked.
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026
I'm just sad about everything.
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Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the fact that the NBA was forced to investigate and punish its richest owner because of a scandal uncovered by an investigative journalist… shoutout to pablo torre! journalism is so important!!!
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Sybil Schwartzbach, LMT @greathands4you.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@aarpny.bsky.social I just received an email from my Orthopaedic Doctor's office. Medicare changes could affect people's ( & mine) Orthopaedic Care. It is Time for AARP TO,PLEASE, START FIGHTING FOR ALL SENIORS.
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Im putting a rotisserie chicken in the crockpot tonight. I'll let it go for the next 24 hours, then set in the fridge so I can skim the fat off. First BER-month soup is loading!
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No men for President. No guns for men. No car driving for men. No men in positions where their violence-inducing hormones could get someone hurt. Im not sorry, this is just where we are now.
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thank you for including me in your Starter Pack! go.bsky.app/DrQJDNA
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Corrinne F @traviata.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Chatted to a woman on the bus. Red hair, painted nails, jewellery, tall, slim, very hip looking. I took her for about 70. She told me she was 83!! She said “I’m in a band, so I need to keep my appearance up.” Respect.
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 01/09/2026
Netflix: Are you still watching? Me: ...
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sooo..passing another act is what will do the job here? Not issuing subpoenas or, idk, actually arresting someone for contempt?
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I bought the stuff to make chicken and dumplings this week. Soup season is HERE!
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I just tried to shake my bottle of Sunny D. I'd already taken the lid off.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don't need to know why this recipe means so much to you. I just need to know if it's 350 or 375.
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The Rev Dr Sherwood Forrester @trdsf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Something really simple here. I want my medical decisions made by a doctor, not by an accountant. I have the *right* to be able to walk without pain, to be able to see without blurriness, and no CEO's paycheck is more important than that. This is why I believe in Medicare for All.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If we cured all cancer tomorrow, and it became an extremely rare condition, I guarantee that 30 years from now there would be people saying, “They just want you to take that anti-cancer pill to control you. It’s a bullshit disease that doesn’t even exist anymore.”
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh im so sad about Dolly.
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Philip and Rollie @ripperelse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you see someone steal food, no you didn't.
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Amy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
[throwback] 3yo* (in his car seat): Mommy, I want you cross you legs like a pretzel. Me (driving): Can't do that, honey. 3: Well, that's just the way things are today. Me: No, honey, I'm driving. 3: 🙄 MOMMY. I am doing it in the car. It is EASY! This is every influencer giving "advice." *now 5yo
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 20/08/2026
Natalie Harp is a grown-ass woman with a senior government job. We can discuss her without calling for the smelling salts.
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Before I Forget... @keishakpage.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Excuse me, but the people in Kentucky are more concerned about boys in girls sports..."
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[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Diarrhea in the lettuce, glass in the popsicles, E. Coli in the berries, screw worms in the beef, salmonella in the chicken & eggs, listeria in everything else. Man I love deregulation. Libertarianism is such a great philosophy.
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Melissa Hung @melissahung.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Happy anniversary to me & my chronic headache. 13 years ago, I woke up with a headache. It never went away. I didn’t know it that day, but my life changed. Not asking for advice BTW — I'm under the care of a great neurologist — just sharing as a reminder that anyone can become disabled at any time.
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“Remember that summer we couldn’t have produce because we decided to make America healthy again?”
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So true 👇
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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