Reposted by Before I Forget...

[throwback]
3yo* (in his car seat): Mommy, I want you cross you legs like a pretzel.
Me (driving): Can't do that, honey.
3: Well, that's just the way things are today.
Me: No, honey, I'm driving.
3: 🙄 MOMMY. I am doing it in the car. It is EASY!
This is every influencer giving "advice."
*now 5yo