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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚

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Half chester drawers, half ope. I was told I could bring a book. Opinions are solely my own.

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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 8m
38 years old with hip impingement and doesn’t know whether she should get pregnant or have the surgery
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Splinters in the Windmills of Your Mind
ALT: Splinters in the Windmills of Your Mind
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 27m
Raiders have played the Dolphins, Chargers, and Saints. Dolphins: 0-3 Chargers: 0-3 Saints: 1-2 I’m nervous as a Chiefs fan but like…you can’t use that to brag lol.
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 12h
Every year I see the inktober posts and get excited…and then a little down because they’re not talking about spooky tattoos.
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 13h
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 14h
Halloween costume! It’s ironic because of my hip surgery. Get it?
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 15h
Went full divorced dad today. I’m cooler than I was in 2003
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 17h
What in the French fried fuck
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 23h
Yes but we don’t care. First of all, I’m usually too busy making sure you don’t have holds ready for pickup or fees that need to be paid to pay attention to what you’re reading. Secondly, we have serious privacy rules so I wouldn’t tell anyone about it anyway. Third, girl I’m a horror reader
TikTok screenshot showing a user asking if the library can see what she has checked out on Libby
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This was the moment the Niners lost that Super Bowl btw
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t stop thinking about it so I wrote something
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had my first kid when I was 23 (and married.) My friends were still out partying and free for a few years and that was hard at first, but now I’m gonna be 41 when my eldest graduates high school. 46 when my youngest graduates. I can’t imagine having elementary school kids right now
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Freedom Roadtrip
ALT: Freedom Roadtrip
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jesus wheezus
Pike was set to be executed by the Tennessee Department of Correction on Sept. 30, but survived two doses of pentobarbital. The document, filed in Davidson County Chancery Court on Oct. 2, revealed more details about Pike's condition. It said she is intubated, on a ventilator and unconscious, and that both her arms were swollen, burned and blistered. As of the night of Oct. 1, Pike was still in critical condition at a Nashville-area hospital, the motion said.
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How to completely demoralize your library staff: Allow technical difficulties to cause the branch that shoulders the bulk of your 1.6 million circulations to go unrecognized while the administration (with their 2 newly created 80K salaried positions) calls your branch the administration building.
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Late to work Hair is a mess Blister on my heel But I still managed to look cute
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve been told by people on here that they think I’m tall. That is not the case 😂
Me in front of a mirror.
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here’s the update I was looking for. Fucking hell www.tiktok.com/t/ZPL1benAp/
tiktok.com
Death row inmate Christa Pike is in critical condition after Tennessee authorities failed to execute her despite multiple lethal injections. Her lawyers say she is one of the only people to ever survi...
TikTok video by ABC World News Tonight
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me walking into work this afternoon. “Yeah man talkin bout WA HAHAHA dang ol boo, man.” With the accent and all
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Old people keep approaching with curiosity because they think it’s cool historical photos…and then looking like “OH GREAT HEAVENS” and walking away 😂😂
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Kevin's Christmas Reaction
ALT: Kevin's Christmas Reaction
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TA-DA! 🖤👻
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me, hearing Maynard James Keenan had hip surgery too
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Baby Daddy Funny Scene with Crowns
ALT: Baby Daddy Funny Scene with Crowns
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morning. She’s in the hospital. I do not believe she should be released but like….what even is the correct thing to do here
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Physically cringed
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If she’s still alive, cut the juice. This is insane
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Walk with me
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Josh Allen is a phenomenal quarterback, truly. But until he escapes the playoffs…people saying he’s the best in the league just need to settle down.
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve been deconstructing for years but this still kicks ass
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Healed tattoos are supposed to be smooth and flush with your skin. Mine are 3 years old and they’ve been doing this since about May. They puff up and itch and hurt. And this is AFTER two steroid shots. It’s why I suspect I have something autoimmune going on
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The experienced mom urge to help the new mom with the fussy newborn baby because she looks flustered & you’ve learned to tell how babies cry depending on what they need. This one was turning his head side to side & I know he was just hungry. But you can’t just tell strangers their baby is hungry lol
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The God of Cities @thegodofcities.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Women are at our fucking LIMIT is what I’m saying.
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I was in 7th grade, all of 12 or 13 years old, I walked into the kitchen wearing a shirt that was tight. My mom told me it was too small and I needed to change it. My stepfather said “She’s got a womanly figure she’s trying to show off.” Mom’s still married to him.
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can report that 35 years later, the unsolved mysteries theme song is still terrifying. I fall asleep listening to podcasts and an episode discussing it woke me up from a dead sleep
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Sponge isn’t goth.” Ok well…that guitar tone on “Plowed” is. So.
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Goth Goth Cat
ALT: Goth Goth Cat
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sideline commentary: “you can see Darnold digging his right hand into his right hip.” Me: oof buddy been there literally
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A pale young woman involved in a carriage accident you say? Ice cold limbs you say? Languishing in the room provided, with no discernible cause of her illness you say? I know what you’ve been reading.
Carmilla by J. Sheridan Le Fanu
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This happens more often than one might think
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you’re the strange girl at work, you can just wear things and nobody bats an eye
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have a few acquaintances with sons and I’ve been posting stories and reposting videos about how raising their boys not to assault women isn’t enough. Because until they’re taught to actually do something when they see a girl being harmed, they’re not being raised right.
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Catherine O'Hara as Moira Rose: I Mean Every Word Of It
ALT: Catherine O'Hara as Moira Rose: I Mean Every Word Of It
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Only the Chiefs could win by two touchdowns and not give up a single point after the half and have it called a close game. Reminder that the ravens almost went into overtime against the damn cowboys
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me, thrifting: ok they must have donated this because it runs big. It’s a small and it fits me. Also me: is 5’2” and weighs 135 pounds. 🤦‍♀️
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today’s new symptom of Brittany’s mystery illness: full body aches (down to my finger joints!!) that kept me awake all night. I don’t have a fever. I haven’t done strenuous exercise. I just hurt for no discernible reason.
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🖤👻
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Other duties as assigned” includes creating a haunted gallery wall out of foam board, craft frames, hot glue, fake spiderwebs, and low resolution printed photos. On wrapping paper that looks like wallpaper.* *I volunteered for this **It looks fantastic
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Thirteen Ghosts Eibby Eibby
ALT: Thirteen Ghosts Eibby Eibby
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Come on this is hilarious
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Saw the first fall leaves in the neighborhood today and I’m decorating the yard in a bit. That makes today a little better
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Men don’t have to learn to carry their keys between their fingers when walking alone at night. Men don’t have to be taught to close the car door immediately. Men don’t have to be instructed to cover their drinks. Men don’t have to text their friends their location when on a first date.
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This Cornell lawsuit has me wanting to tear apart the sky and rip trees from the ground and bring this entire world to its fucking knees. The rage of a mother who can’t protect her daughters from a world of men who can maim with impunity
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
According to those dumb and outdated BMI numbers, I am 1.6 ounces overweight 😂😂😂
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cowboys fans week 3
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Tales From The Crpyt Demon Knight
ALT: Tales From The Crpyt Demon Knight
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Batsy Cline (she/her) 🎃🦇📚 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We get BookPage magazine at work, and this book was on the cover. I immediately requested a copy from another one of our branches, and it should be waiting for me on Tuesday! Ugh so excited.
I hope this email finds you in hell by Mackenzie Reed.
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