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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Free Robert Evans
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want to believe.
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Mulder: Believing Intensifies
ALT: Mulder: Believing Intensifies
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kappa Alpha?
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Shut the fuck up nerd
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The dipshit C-suites and upper echeleon execs at WB who bet the farm on generative AI.
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Richard V. Hirst @richardvhirst.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Martin Prince with a speech bubble
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Zapp [redacted]™️ @realzappbrannigan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Waking up to Lindsey Graham being dead is like waking up on christmas morning to a sega saturn when you wanted a nintendo 64
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
But I digress
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
sorry i should’ve reposted this yesterday - a couple years ago, i took the dogs to eat hotdogs on confederate graves
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 02/07/2026
Saw a guy wearing a t-shirt that said "Jesus didn't tap out". No shit buddy they nailed his hands down.
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Lol. Lmfao even apnews.com/article/kent...
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Kentucky GOP lawmakers remove Democratic governor's role in filling US Senate vacancies
Republican lawmakers in Kentucky have removed any role for the Democratic governor in filling a U.S. Senate vacancy.
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
He can't get replaced. Someone has to win a special election in November. Until that person is sworn in they are down 1 vote in the senate (assuming he's dead or functionally a turnip)
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Guy, Katsu @guykatsu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"you're scaring the hoes" ENOUGH. do not project your own cowardice unto the hoes. I have heard their words and seen their deeds, and you besmirch both. die where you stand
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Goofy Ahh Pictures Clanker
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Gargle my balls nerd
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Shes created kolaches from first principles.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 22/06/2026
...... i'm sorry, they wanted to invade greenland because red lobster nixed the unlimited shrimp promotion? www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
chair of the us arctic research commission tom dans: "My view is that the US could take all the seafood greenland could produce, and cut out the middleman, and keep it from China - and you could bring back all-you-can-eat shrimp at Red Lobster"
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Tim Robinson's Confused Egg Game Moment
ALT: Tim Robinson's Confused Egg Game Moment
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A man reads Moby Dick and says "wow, this book is great. I deeply relate to it as a gay man who also has an animal for an enemy." A pigeon knocks on the window. It pauses for a second before saying "I'll kill us both."
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
important great pyrenees studies
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I got dog called while waking past the construction site. They yelled "here girl!" and threw a tennis ball
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/06/2026
liberals when they see a meteor barreling straight towards earth:
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 18/06/2026
America has finally become the Sparta it desired. A state run by pedophiles who get spanked by Iran as soon as they show up for the war
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.
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The Onion says it won’t wait for the courts, will launch Infowars to pay Sandy Hook families
The Onion’s staff is tired of waiting for the courts to settle its pending takeover of Alex Jones’ brand, so the new Infowars will launch next month.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 18/06/2026
ive seen half my timeline repost that culture crave post about the backrooms and reddit and i cannot stress enough how much culture crave fucking sucks
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Culture Crave Sucks
Too many of you are sharing posts from a network that steals other people's work!
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Is the new social norm wearing a dumb leather jacket everywhere, all the time?
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 16/06/2026
Exclusive: I have seen OpenAI's audited financials for 2024 and 2025. In 2025, OpenAI had $13.07 billion in revenue and $34 billion in costs. $867 million of its revenue came from SoftBank, and $303 million came from Microsoft. www.wheresyoured.at/exclusive-op...
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Exclusive: OpenAI Losses Increased Nearly 8X in 2025, With Spending Hitting $34 Billion
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 16/06/2026
SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Man I watched that whole lame ass video and she didnt even taste the cheetoh concoction. Coward.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Hentai Artist Meet-Up. A man shakes another man's hand and says "bro, I am such a huge fan. I've jacked it so many times to your shit." The other man says "No way! I've jacked it so many times to YOUR shit."
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 10/06/2026
27 people were made homeless after Tuesday night's violence in Belfast, including children.
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Hell yeah dudes rock
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Picking up a lean habit to subvert the puritanical Mormon psyop of dirty sodas.
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is Sturgill Simpson erasure.
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Can we replace the ball with a headless goat like thst game they play in Afghanistan?
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Manisha Sinha @profmsinha.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”
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Dani(They/Them)- comms CLOSED reopening November @angusburgers.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
back to the future scene where marty pulls out a family pic to see he's fading away but also the twin towers come back one by one and a third one appears
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Cilantro only tastes like soap to those who are not pure of heart.
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Wall to wall bangers. "There's a carnival coming to a town near you! Kneecap vs thе Crown, so come here, you! Stеp up!"
FENIAN album cover

Kneecap
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
-Losing the ability to make vital pieces of equipment so when they're destroyed they're gone -Feeding your troops >1000 calories of 'Surprise Meat' per day -Theocratic displays and masculinity elevated over operational efficiency Congratulations the US military, you are now in Warhammer 40,000
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1st Minnesota Volunteers Stan Account @himdogson.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
John Brown’s raid actually galvanized northern opposition to slavery because, faced with the reality of violence against slavery, many previously moderate northerners found they couldn’t find a rationale for why John brown was wrong For legal reasons this has been only a lesson on civil war history
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Keith @keifdabeef.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The Lamborghini is submitting to the alpha Chevy. Most people dont know that this behavior is only exhibited in captive populations.
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
🙂↕️ #420Day
Star Trek: The Next Generation: Tasha Yar on the bridge says with a smile: “drugs can make you feel good.”
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