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Keith

@keef23.bsky.social
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3rd rock from the sun, t.me/keef233 Existential nihilist, diagonally parked in a parallel universe

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Freedom Unicorn 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙 YES THEN YES NOW @freedomunicorn.bsky.social · 11h
What an absolute child! This guy is a fkn LORD in The House of Lords, paid £391 PER DAY, with subsidised top of the range food & drink, travel expenses and heaps of other shite. Can't even act like a fkn adult! 😒
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DoonHameBuddie @distantbuddie.bsky.social · 15h
So Burnham has promised to take money from Scottish pensioners to pay for the English social care system. Are you ready for Independence yet? #ScottishIndependence
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Gerry 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🍀 @gerryr.bsky.social · 20h
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Scotland's No1 Comrade @scotlandscomrade.bsky.social · 21h
In case anyone's confused, I hope this clears things up a little...
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pickwick @pickwick.bsky.social · 15h
Tim Curry tribute in Glasgow! I shall wander the city till I find the other half
Stencil graffiti of frank n furter saying "I see you shiver with antici..."
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An Angry Scot @anangryscot.murrayfamily.uk · 18h
Here's where he's going. Split the triple lock pension increase, reducing pension increase fund elderly care with the balance. The problem? This will be a UK wide pension cut to fund social care only in England. Scotland has its own care system. So, Scottish pensioners will be funding English care!
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 17h
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ascottsview.bsky.social @ascottsview.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guaranteed that the six billion quid announced for submarine cradles for Faslane will be added to Scotlands GERS figures but not one penny of the six billion build will be spent in Scotland. Clue is in Healey’s statement that they’ll be built in the UK by UK workers. By private firms.
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(Wee G ) Wake Up Scotland @chaillich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Keith @keef23.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.thenational.scot/comment/2658...
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The truth about government borrowing that economists won't tell you
Every time I turn on the television or listen to the radio, I hear some economist with a grand title, or who once held a position at the Bank of…
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
via Christopher Warner
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Eric
“But I read where she was the most beautiful—”
“Ah, well,” said the sergeant. “If you’re going to go around reading—”
“The thing is,” said Rincewind quickly, “it’s what they call dramatic necessity. No one’s going to be interested in a war fought over a, a quite pleasant lady, moderately attractive in a good light. Are they?”
Eric was nearly in tears.
“But it said her face launched a thousand ships—”
“That’s what you call metaphor,” said Rincewind.
“Lying,” the sergeant explained kindly.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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“Rebellious Scots” 😎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @markrich68.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🇬🇧 For purely political reasons , the new british Overlord of Scotland refuses to ‘allow’ a Scottish Government strategy which would save so many lives in Scotland 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Are you YES yet ? 🇪🇺
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Burnham rejects drugs decriminalisation after Swinney backs it
Scotland's first minister had called for the move as part of measures to tackle the drugs deaths crisis, but the prime minister said he did not support it.
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Independence Live @independencelive.net · 21/01/2026
Watch the short interviews with John Jappy here: youtu.be/tn18181-TnY?...
youtu.be
John Jappy: Hiding the truth.
YouTube video by IndependenceLive
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(Wee G ) Wake Up Scotland @chaillich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Livsbian 🌈 @livvytrouble.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FUCKING YES!!!!! 💜🤘🏻🎶
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Let’s GTF out of the (dis-)UK @rrdb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.thenational.scot/news/2418373...
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'Baffling': UK Government snubs Grangemouth but pledges £600m to Belgian project
THE UK Government’s decision to back a foreign Ineos project to the tune of £600 million while ruling out state support for Grangemouth has been…
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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GuyD @thenotoriousguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*This* is the point of being rich londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
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Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London Daily
Exclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities
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Gav Gordon🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @gavgordontogo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A Scottish Gym 📷 Rollei 35S 🎞️ Ilford HP5 #believeinfilm
Black-and-white photo looking down steep stone stairs flanked by classic street lamps and stone buildings toward an urban street curve.
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AshfromEnfield @ashfromenfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are you listening Ed Sheeran ??? Madness they Call it Madness
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Keith @keef23.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Great lines in a song! When you pissed yourself in Frankfurt And got syph down in Cologne
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🤣😂 He could have named him Jaws - lol
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Believe in Scotland @believeinscotland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🟥 New poll commissioned by Believe in Scotland destroys claims that Unionist votes from 2026 Scottish Parliament election can be counted as pro-Union votes. 👀 Read more: www.believeinscotland.org/breaking_new...
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dollymama07.bsky.social @dollymama07.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#GoodOmens
Demon asking angel, why put the tree in the middle of a garden with a do not touch sign, why not a high mountain or the moon?Demon asks angel (regarding the crucifixion of Jesus) What was it he said that got everyone so upset? Angel answered Be kind to eachother. Demon, OH yeah that'll do it.
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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(Wee G ) Wake Up Scotland @chaillich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Algarve Celtic @algarveceltic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We’re being rinsed on a daily basis
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Chasbell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇮🇹🇨🇦 @chasbell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What Scots have to put up with all the time.
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Gerry Hassan @gerryhassan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Farage and Reform despise the characteristics that make a civilised society. The RNLI have a mission to save lives irrespective of who the person is, their background & where they are from. The RNLI saved enemy forces in the seas around the UK in WW1 & WW2 but such humanitarianism is beyond Farage.
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Chasbell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇮🇹🇨🇦 @chasbell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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iwantindy.bsky.social @iwantindy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
1984, Monty Python, Dr Strangelove ….
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(Wee G ) Wake Up Scotland @chaillich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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(Wee G ) Wake Up Scotland @chaillich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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CiCi @cici6923.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
10:54 AM and Saturday has already peaked.
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Blairer @haggisblarer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Equal Union? Deals funded /backed by labour 👇👇 Jaguar Land Rover £1.5b British Steel £600m Thames water £3b Deals PROMISED but then not funded by labour 👇👇 Grangemouth £O Deals funded by labour 👇👇 I I INEOS in Belgium £600m Today the tax dodging migrant RATcliffe whinges about migrants & 🇬🇧tax. 🤬
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The "Fled Sheeran Tour." I LIKE it. And it would be badass to support these musicians who put their consciences before their livelihoods. I'd pay to see that show. &:^)
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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Look at all the broken china in this china shop!" exclaims bull www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
cycloptiko 2h
Inside of you are two wolves.
This will no longer disqualify you from an FBI career.

A post overlaying a classic artwork background of two wolves howling at a full moon in a blue night sky.
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(Wee G ) Wake Up Scotland @chaillich.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Scratch beneath the surface of the British Empire, and you won't find a joint Anglo-Scottish venture. You will find the legal, sovereign, and corporate machinery of the English state operating under a false name 👇
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Scottish Post-Punk @scotspostpunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rock Against Racism (1976 - 2026) Music that breaks down people’s fear of one another. youtu.be/Ug9pbqAII-M?...
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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of these men is saving lives , safeguarding women and girls, boys and men. The other one has forgotten to wear his trousers.
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
😂 lol - the fat orange blimp is not happy that everybody hates him now.
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PhunkyPunk Ⓐ @phunkypunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A true 9 11 story
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour theonion.com/barefoot-ed-sheeran-in…
Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour
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Rachel Extremely Indy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿♥️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿♥️ @rachelyn75.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Act of the Union is supposed to be a Political and Economical Union. Even in the past 2 years alone, jobs denied, industries attacked or closed and democracy denied by Labour. BrexIt Vote proves it is neither.
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(Wee G ) Wake Up Scotland @chaillich.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This 👇
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