Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Me in my Jarrods commercial voice: "He went to Kroger" 010 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026www.facebook.com/share/v/1GeU...facebook.comFacebook 000 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Twitter is Back! lmao to fight with X! tweet.apptweet.appTweet - The Square Is BackThe public square is back and better. The New Tweet social media platform. Visit tweet.app. 010 0
Reposted by Andy-ismsJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 31/08/2026If you have any affection for Looney Tunes cartoons, go see “Coyote vs. Acme.” Just pure awesomeness! 1155 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 20/08/2026If anyone knows of any #hairstylist, #barber or #salonmanager looking for a great #CareerOpportunity. Apply: jobs.supercuts.com Great pay & benefits. Our locations include: Dacula Johns Creek Mid Town Alpharetta Cartersville Rome Dawsonville Ackworth Kennesaw Dallas Buckhead Sugar Hill #Supercutsjobs.supercuts.comSupercuts Jobs: Overview | SupercutsLearn more about careers at Supercuts and view our open positions. 000 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 15/08/2026ummm what would happen to an electric airplane if it got struck by lightning? 010 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 12/08/2026WHEN THE THREAT IS FAKE VS WHEN THE THREAT IS REAL 020 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 02/08/2026You call it armed robbery, I call it people giving me gifts to celebrate my new gun! 030 0
Reposted by Andy-ismskattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 27/07/2026that bow tie under his vagina is just *chef’s kiss* 4266 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I always make sure I air shampoo before I air condition 030 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 27/07/2026PSA for young men: As you age your urine stream goes from Niagra Falls to Automatic Drip Coffee 030 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 24/07/2026At interview for IKEA... Manager: Welcome! Come in and make a seat. 010 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 15/07/2026It never freakin' fails... I wash my car, and the very next day, I hit a pedestrian. 000 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 15/07/2026No one cared about leaving children in cars when I was young. I lived in the back of an old Buick with a pack of wild dogs until I was 9. 020 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Can you imagine how awkward it would be if my dog went on my phone and saw the hundreds of pictures I’ve taken of him sleeping? 000 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 15/07/2026[at the gym] GUYS, stop splashing in the shower! You know I can’t get my perm wet for another few days. 010 0
Reposted by Andy-ismsDrew Webb 🏳️🌈 @archeryfan93.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Do I get to be an engineer if my uncle dies? 87831209 0
Reposted by Andy-ismsRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 11/07/2026We are boycotting Hilton and Enterprise for providing shelter and transportation to ICE. ICE has been terrorizing our communities, and we condemn anyone who provides resources to them while they continue to violate our rights. 32908437 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 11/07/2026"Breaking" News: Man addicted to drinking brake fluid claims he can stop anytime he wants 010 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Some lady got her nipple pierced right in front of me at the bar last night, and on a semi-related note, I suck at darts. 032 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 11/07/2026They say time is money, but I cannot make time by gargling balls behind a Wendy's 010 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 11/07/2026My husband asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making and now, I can’t read anything. 020 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 05/07/2026We cant even enforce our parking spots so that entitled tesla, bmw, and sports car owners dont take them all up at every place I go to. (and yes they have no plackards or tags) 000 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 26/06/2026There was so much traffic on the highway this morning I couldn't even weave around the slow people! #rude 000 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 26/06/2026"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain streaking" *pilot darts out of the cockpit completely naked* 010 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Woke up this morning with a pillow over my face, hearing the husband muttering "no one would ever suspect" 010 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Most of the time, I feel it’s my humility that really takes my greatness over the top. 020 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Things true crime has ruined for me: hiking, jogging, dating, marriage, lighting up a room. 120 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026All I'm saying is never ask a bald man if he remembers something off the top of his head. 000 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026[First Date] John G Kearney: So, are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: (already cleaning him with my tongue) 000 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Police Officer: I won’t ticket you, but — and this is a big but... Sir-Mix-A-Lot: I like where this is going... 010 0
Reposted by Andy-ismsAl Toth @atoth99.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Sunday Favs @bab102.bsky.social @atoth99.bsky.social @kalavender.bsky.social @margaretforsyth.bsky.social @falrising.bsky.social @jackiefromtexas.bsky.social @deborahinohio.bsky.social @pissedoffsagg.bsky.social @blueresister.bsky.social @ladyinred50.bsky.social @h0pe4dfuture.bsky.social 2218 0
Reposted by Andy-ismsVeruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026You can't want a Christian nation and also want the antichrist to lead it. 24610 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I used to say that I wanted to make ridiculous amounts of money. I think I should have chosen my words better... 010 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I just realized that I'm still "it" from a game of tag in 1974. 010 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I was at the pool yesterday and tried to sneak a quick pee in the deep end. The lifeguard must have seen me. He blew his whistle so loud that I almost fell in. 010 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I was going down I-85 this morning and saw some idiot texting and driving so I threw my beer at them. 000 0
Reposted by Andy-ismsKim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 10/06/2026It's a little wild that a pedophile named in the Epstein files over one million times is snatching up children like some sort of child fucking Grinch 0145 0
Reposted by Andy-ismsJohnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 09/06/2026It’s actually really disappointed by the number of people who still use Twitter and maintain an account there. Not interested in anyone’s excuses. Same with people who drive Teslas. 2583365425 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 07/06/2026You know you are in the suburbs when traffic becomes all white panel vans with ladders stacked 10 feet high on top 010 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 02/06/2026*pulls a tiny monocle out of a jar of peanut butter* OH GOD WHY?!?! 041 0
Andy-isms @kearneybear.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Doctor: "I'm going to draw some blood." Me: "You should use a red crayon." Doctor: "Okay. And we are going to get you to do some IQ tests." 040 0
