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KAYPRI <k • pry>

@kaypri.bsky.social
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I’m Kevin. I don’t do anything except play guitar and work. What a hellacious nightmare we live in.

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
#DieHard #Christmas #DieHardisntreallyachristmasmovie #DieHardisaDisneoviethoandJohnMcClaneisaDisneyPrincess
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
@bhaalspawn.bsky.social justice wondering if you ever saw this one? Spot on? youtube.com/shorts/z5USg...
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Me hearing a lost imp in doom (DOOM Meme) #doomposting #doom #memes #shorts #funny
YouTube video by Heavy swag / Sittipon Moungkaew
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
@bhaalspawn.bsky.social ma’am… did you block me on Instagram??
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
The commissioner of antifa has asked me to bestow a message upon the world: youtu.be/WUNokymL4vE?...
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - Clit Commander - Rusty Robot’s Gen X Media
YouTube video by Rusty Robot Media
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Me trying to explain my new style of playing to my friend (who probably didn’t give a fuck) and took a picture the first time instead of recording a video… ugh I’m old. Picture below ⬇️
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
It’s weird posting to BluesGuy because I know no one will read it but still somehow feel compelled to do so anyway. 🤷‍♀️ Is this the definition of insanity?
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Elite Captcha: Game of the year edition Multiple tiles filled with pictures of Alan Moore. Multiples tiles filled with modern day images of Led Zeppelin singer, Robert Plant. Choose all images of the writer of Watchmen.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Remember when Johnny Cash covered NIN’s “Closer”? It was better than the original.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Same Energy:
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Does it matter if it's a 1976 Farrah Fawcett??
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Tv Show Concept: “4th Wall Breakdown Challenge” Pilot episode: Deadpool vs Zack Morris vs Ferris Bueller That’s also the end of the series. 🤨
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Made this back in March.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Post your favorite emojis: Mine are 😒 🤷‍♀️
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
This isn't new! 😡
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Million dollar idea: CEOs star in a tower defense television show where they have to fend off would-be shoplifters and they don't win anything. They just get to keep their products that don't get stolen.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
My open letter to Joni Ernst: The tooth fairy and Jesus Christ are on the same level, you shriveled testicle looking crone.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Joni Ernst now supports legalizing abortion. #abortion #JoniErnst
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
@mrdavehill.bsky.social totally thought this was you:
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
IF WE’RE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION, THEN YOU KNOW THAT SOMETHING’S WRONG IF THE WORD IS YOUR SALVATION, WE’RE GONNA NEED MORE THAN A SONG -Death By Stereo ♥️
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I want to see a movie starring Tony Dalton (Better Call Saul), Steven Ogg (GTAV) and Walter Goggins. They all play three brothers and have a wild adventure together. That’s the only criteria. #bettercallsaul #gtav #goggins
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
@pilintrasarav.bsky.social
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
🎼 “Beavers are Damp Ones” porn parody song of “We Are The Champion”. 🎼
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Remember the Time Slurm-Mitxa-Tok wrote that hit songle “Gravy Glob Butt”? —At Roy Alkershwins Status Copying Center For the Disadvantaged (RIP Facebook 🪦)
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
i vote to impeach President Elon Musk.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Flea and Keith Richards look about the same age.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I can definitely imagine people Riverdancing to At The Gates.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Elon said he’s cool with this:
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
@ewacat.bsky.social sorry to just barge in and ask you something so odd but I'm looking for a British twitter user. I think she was fairly popular on twitter / not sure of her name (Maybe Bonnie or something kind of plain?) her pic was her chugging from a carton of milk possibly. Any idea?
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The worst thing about that Nazi punching video is that I now have that Smash Mouth song stuck in my head.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
TikTok was stupid. Fuck you. We're all dead or enslaved anyways.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
@decafjedi.com Saw this account and it reminded me that I needed to follow you.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
If you can stir macaroni and cheese, it’s shit. Macaroni and cheese is a casserole made with a crust of cheese and breadcrumbs. Now you know.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I’ve never seen Elf.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
My Spotify wrapped:
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I refer to it as "Bloose Key". Like an old buddy… "hey, Bloooskey… what up?". Maybe we can call Bluesky tweets "Bloosing"? "Bullshitting"? B.S.-ing?" I'm open to suggestions.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Conservatives / fascists know a thing or two about echo chambers!
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Two things I miss as a vegetarian: Pepperoni and Salmon (separately). I don’t think there will ever be suitable plant-based versions of either. But I love animals too much to eat them.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Remember that time JD Vance fucked a couch?
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Shouldn’t Donald Trump be deported if his ancestors came here illegally??
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Me, flirting with the OnlyFans girls:
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I'v'n't posted anything yet on Bloose Kuy.
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