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KAYPRI <k • pry>

@kaypri.bsky.social
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I’m Kevin. I don’t do anything except play guitar and work. What a hellacious nightmare we live in.

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
have you tried applying? Nobody wants to work anymore… 😒
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Breaking Bread: giant millipede found inside banana bread
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
He’s a real peach. It didn’t start out that way though. He would attack me every time I fed him for over a month and he wasn’t even feral or anything. He just had a wall up and it took a long time for it to come down.
Polydactyl cat sitting on the carpet next to a lovingly destroyed carpeted cat scratching arch. He looks at me with love and has a feeling of safety.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I have a little polydactyl weasel that reminds me of Misty. His name is Patton and he’s not named after the George S. or Mr. Oswalt.
A small weasel (also known as a cat) perched atop a wardrobe in my living room basking in the evening sunlight. His name is Patton and he is kind; He is loving.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Chapter 1. Lemmings
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
If you don’t follow Luna, this is Luna the Pantera . Made the meme from one of her pics:
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
He’s already responded to the sicko fans thing:
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Is there synchronicity within the universe? I'd like to think.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I have figured it out: Final Form -
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The Ursification of honey is one of the greatest crimes committed in the animal kingdom. After stealing the bees honey for millenia, they now plaster their image upon all things honey-related. Disgusting:
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I'm addressing this bald asshole, for clarification.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
#DieHard #Christmas #DieHardisntreallyachristmasmovie #DieHardisaDisneoviethoandJohnMcClaneisaDisneyPrincess
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
THIS IS AN ACTUAL SEARCH I DID LAST NIGHT. GOOGLE GAVE ME HELL OVER IT
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
GOOD DAY
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Only real ones will know
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Yeah, probably not. 😢
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Aha!
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Is this similar?
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
This guy just wheezed but all I heard was "Da Bearss"
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
My first “recording” of the video.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Me trying to explain my new style of playing to my friend (who probably didn’t give a fuck) and took a picture the first time instead of recording a video… ugh I’m old. Picture below ⬇️
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
He sings… in bands. In one band his name was General Patton. Oddly enough:
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
A friend posted this as a story and included this:
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I used to drive past this truck when I’d go to my ex’s place. She lived in a very liberal part of the city. Pretty sure this is social commentary. But these would be perfect.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I’ll give you 3 chances to guess why it’s expiring. And if you guess it right first try, you get bonus points. 🥇
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Same Energy:
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The ineptitude of the Democratic party is the first time in my life I've ever felt there was one force controlling both parties. "Here, you steamroll these assholes, the constitution, and everything that is good in this country! …and you guys just lay there, silent and submissive. Capiche??"
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
That car actually looks cooler than this:
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Made this back in March.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
This isn't new! 😡
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
In essence it is: White House posts this (below) and this image is a direct response to that image:
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Fuck, this made me hungry for a portobello stuffed calzone…
A diorama of lung cancer ♋️
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I can testify that things are light years better. This was my first guitar that I got when I was 15 or 16. it was probably like $250 and it sucked. It played and sounded shitty. It was embarrassing to own, honestly. My amp was a crappy DOD amp, too. Just putrid. Worst distortion I've ever heard.
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
My learning tool:
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The amp:
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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I have a cheap Donner that is one of my favorite guitars. It's a pink strat copy and I love it. ended up being like $179. The bucker is a little hot even. If I need a mild tone I switch from the HB to the single coils. There's also a coil split on the bucker if you want a more stratty tone, too.
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