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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Because they lob the hobs and hob the lobs. Real lobbery like.

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I checked to make sure no one else said it. 👀

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

We need bollards like this is in America. This is how we’re going to defeat the AI takeover.

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

ACTUALLY, I think the camera was just in panoramic mode and made the raccoon look like it had a shortened spine.

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

have you tried applying? Nobody wants to work anymore… 😒

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I’m a clothes over-packer. “Oh, I’m going to need this if it’s chilly, and this if we go somewhere nice and at least two or three pair of shoes…”

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Does anybody remember laff durrrrr???

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

It’s also wallowing in the my’re. 😣

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

It's about to give birth to at least two other words.

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

That word's in contractions. It's pregnant.

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Someone needs to just tell him he's a fucking idiot.

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I've been rated before and got a negative score.

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

It's always easy to spot a poser Slayer fan. 😒

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Breaking Bread: giant millipede found inside banana bread

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

He also doesn't like donuts. That's a huge strike against him in my book and I'm not even a sweets person.

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Crazy…. but that's how it goes! *swinging jazz*

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Fuck……….. I didn’t realize this was homemade. I absurdly thought that was real. 😳

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I voted for this guy and he really fucking sucks. Sorry everybody.

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

He’s a real peach. It didn’t start out that way though. He would attack me every time I fed him for over a month and he wasn’t even feral or anything. He just had a wall up and it took a long time for it to come down.

Polydactyl cat sitting on the carpet next to a lovingly destroyed carpeted cat scratching arch. He looks at me with love and has a feeling of safety.

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I have a little polydactyl weasel that reminds me of Misty. His name is Patton and he’s not named after the George S. or Mr. Oswalt.

A small weasel (also known as a cat) perched atop a wardrobe in my living room basking in the evening sunlight. His name is Patton and he is kind; He is loving.

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

That would be amazing if good bands started doing this.

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Exactly my life minus the Battlefield, Baldur’s Gate and any movie ever.

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Mutha fucking bin day is Wednesday… Ask me which Wednesday is recycling day and I have no clue.

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Sorry. It wasn’t supposed to be threatening sounding… I just, in order of likelihood, anticipated the following people / bots liking my comment: 1.) Bots 2.)rando’s 3.)low level celebrities 4.)high level celebrities 5.)OP ( i.e. you)

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

no one was supposed to like this one.

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KAYPRI <k • pry> @kaypri.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

threads is dikTok and Bluesky is bikTok no i won't be Ella bore 8'ing.

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