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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya

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Tin House @tinhouse.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
#thsw tuesday writing prompt!!! ✍🏼
Media description: A picture of a writing prompt. Text reads: Writing prompt — write about an animal showing up where it’s supposed to be!! (scary.)
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
i’m writing a Novel
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lauravandenberg.bsky.social @lauravandenberg.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Wildly excited for this night of Florida lit at P & T Knitwear on July 1, with @kristenarnett.bsky.social, @kaylakumari.bsky.social, Gabriella Burnham, & Lynn Steger Strong. You can get your tickets right here: www.eventbrite.com/e/florida-ni...
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
what if I peaked in 2022
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
not to sound like a woman in 1951 but it’s so annoying that I can’t get paid to play tennis
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
why is my letterboxd literally always giving she’s unwell your honor
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Lit Hub @literaryhub.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
@kaylakumari.bsky.social on how playing tennis helped manage her competitive tendencies while writing: “I do get frustrated at myself when I’m losing.”
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How Tennis Helped Me Manage the Competitive Beast That Was Ruining My Writing
I’m in a tennis losing streak. The last three singles matches I played, I lost. Badly. For each match, I know why I lost and what I need to work on. That doesn’t make the losses any less frustratin…
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Kira Gondeck-Silvia @kiragondecksilvia.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
When you randomly find a book you illustrated for the amazing writer, @kaylakumari.bsky.social, at an amazing place like The Nook on Robinson in the Milk District. #orlando
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Nic Anstett @nicanstett.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
It was great to catch up with @kaylakumari.bsky.social and listen to her wife, the incredibly talented @kristenarnett.bsky.social, discuss the craft of writing accurate depictions of clowning, grief, and Florida.
Kayla and Nic , two women, smile at the camera. Each is wearing a red clown nose.Two women sit on a couch at the far side of the room. One of them holds a microphone and reads from a book. Chairs of listeners are arranged on both the left and right side of the frame.
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Kristen Arnett @kristenarnett.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
i’m doing signed preorders for STOP ME IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE with The Lynx (real florida moves) and i’ll draw anything you want in there!!!!!!!! clown it up, it’s your time to shine (and my time to sign) thelynxbooks.com/item/ZoOPMvN...
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Stop Me If You've Heard This One
A Novel
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
amateur women’s tennis is incredible. watched two women almost get in a fist fight over a line call today. 10/10
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
🎶to the tune of For Good🎶 I do believe I have been changed for the 🔫 WORST
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Brian Gresko @briangresko.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Day 9 of 100 Days of Creative Resistance: @kaylakumari.bsky.social against the myth of the solitary writer mailchi.mp/27d5b5a60194... @writingco-lab.bsky.social
100 Days of Creative Resistance graphic with a quote from Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya that reads “Isolation in these times is dangerous; it lets our perspective narrow. It is through the political act of collectivism and the social act of community-building that we can best survive and also best fight all the bad shit raining down on us in 2025 and beyond.”
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I’m sure there’s no “right” way to grieve a dog but why is my way to start roasting a whole duck at 6pm on a school night (and started prep at 6am)
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I just woke up from a dream in which I tweeted “my toxic trait is that I’m positive all I’d need is a 10 minute conversation with Ariana Grande to convince her to let me ghostwrite her memoir” and you know what…….tea
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Kristen Arnett @kristenarnett.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
took a galley trip through central florida and all anyone got to show for it was my new book, beautiful friendship, and some clown noses www.autostraddle.com/we-took-a-ga...
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We Did a Bookstore Crawl Through Florida, and You Should Too!
There’s more to this place than theme parks and beaches.
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
my spotify wrapped next year
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I’m teaching a craft intensive on writing freaky essays with Tin House this month and would appreciate if you could spread the worddddd tinhouse.com/product/winter-craft-i…
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
they said it* couldn’t be done *dressing like slutty Dominic Toretto for my wife’s bowling birthday party
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
can’t wait for my wife and I to ditch my family on Christmas Day to go see Babygirl and use the excuse of it being the anniversary of when Kristen proposed
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
most opponents I encounter are great but the terrible sportsmanship in a certain flavor of white suburban women who play competitive tennis in central florida makes the mean girls in high school tennis seem harmless
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
me on december 1
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Welcome To Timmy Tomato’s Food & Wine Blog
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Kristen Arnett @kristenarnett.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
just wiving out
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
TASTE
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Erika Jayne sips a Coke through a straw
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
this is a psa that you can start your indoor herb garden today and have fresh herbs for cocktails and cooking at holiday dinner parties for the rest of the year and wouldn’t that be so NEAT!!!!! learn about apartment/small space indoor gardening from DAD LESSONS!!!!
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
ah yes it’s that time of year when my husband suddenly becomes an expert in dog breeds while watching the The National Dog Show presented by Purina
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
at the risk of sounding like a desperate loser, I am available for awp readings 🤪
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
bravely blogging like it’s 2015 www.autostraddle.com/affirmations-y…
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Dorit Kemsley lighting a cigarette in her g wagon while whipping around the canyon after her separation was announced
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
being a boy mom is a full time job
Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya on her couch with her cat Timmy Tomato
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Outlander is STILL ON????!?!!!!!??!!!!!??!!?
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
when I fix my backhand it’s over for you hoes and by you hoes I mean women 25-45 who play competitive tennis in central florida
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
my trainer @ancillarytext.bsky.social said lock tf in today
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
every idea I have for a TikTok is either too horny or too high concept I’m doomed to forever be a text-based poster
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
they should study zero sugar 7 Up canned shirley temples in a lab for being Too Good
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
wow everything I’ve posted on this app has been perfect no notes. what other app can I say that about? none
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
asking how everyone thinks they’re gonna die as an icebreaker at the company wide work retreat
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
subscribe 2 read about the time I taught my wife how to hit a forehand 🎾
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
is this a safe space to be profoundly stupid
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
forgot about this app but we’re back baby
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
Kristen and I just figured out that she was watching Sister Act in the theater at the exact moment I was born now THAT’S what I call age gap discourse
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
last night’s episode of Riverdale featured a lesbian pulp novel called THE COST OF PEPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
the PR email I received that declared pickleball to be more popular than bowling felt like a personal attack on me, a person who has become really good at bowling in the past 6-8 months
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
how am I just now learning the green haribo bears are sTRAWBERRY flavored????? am worried this is one of those things that gets posted on the other app like every quarter by one thousand ppl but I swear I’m being EARNEST
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
fishwife is rly baiting me w this new sardine release when will I be free of the chokehold they have on me
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
my favorite part of tin house summer workshop was when I accidentally said “I’m fiction” instead of “I write fiction”
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya @kaylakumari.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
oh noooo I’m writing an essay
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