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Kayla

@kaylabitches.bsky.social
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writing teacher, writer, cautiously back online, will beat you at scrabble.

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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 19h
this is certainly not the best way to affirm humanity in our current moment
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
reification, yes
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
how my son's school communicates with parents / guardians
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This made me laugh this week.
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yep
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Aram Sinnreich @aramsinn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every news article about business leaders and/or social strife should mention that a cabal of billionaires and their trillionaire buddy are currently and explicitly trying to accelerate social collapse so they can be neofeudal kings in digital paradise forever. I dunno, seems like important context
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
After 30 sets at the gym, it's leg day seared tuna + baby bella rice n eggs. Not enough sriracha in the world
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"What's a good email for you?" "No :)"
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The absolute bare minimum for a democratic control of congress is impeachment of McMahon, Hegseth, and Kennedy.
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Hagen Blix @hagenblix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look, the solution is obvious. Hold the execs accountable for the crime that the committed by their greedy negligence. Who cares about "superintelligence", what's rogue here is a number of companies with unsafe business practices which knowingly endanger the public
nytimes.com
OpenAI Ignored Employees’ Warnings About Safely Testing A.I. Models
Employees and security researchers said they had cautioned the company on safely testing its A.I. models and strengthening its corporate infrastructure, but OpenAI did not listen.
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really haven't been able to form all the connections here. Former pastor murders after adultery. Music pastor contestant on a music show sending AI generated songs.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"three cueing" 😂
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They talk to her so fucking sideways; it drives me nuts.
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They have little idea what engagement or reach is. I'm also a professor. 96 students today. I related to them, taught or helped them w/ something. I am the (kind, reasonable) arbiter of their grade in the class, which they need for their future. What the fuck does a prof care about bluesky clicks?
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 29/09/2026
You will be able to set your watch by the frequency with which Musk sets his minions on people during this case, using their usual tactics of death threats and doxxing. And media will cover none of it.
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck yeah
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who gives a shit
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes, I too resort to Hendrick's when I make a drink from scraps 🙂
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Jack @jtenroon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is frying me
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Persuasion fails when we focus our efforts on those least likely to be persuaded, or when we define persuasion as "agreeing with our opponents intellectually in hopes of reciprocation." So often, "persuading fascists" is confused with "being persuaded by fascists." www.the-reframe.com/us-and-them/
the-reframe.com
Us and Them
Exclusion isn't good for the team. Telling disruptive stories in a fascist locker room.
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Aaron Cynic @aaroncynic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Incredible headline here (among other things)
theguardian.com
Texas police department ordered closed for failing to provide any benefit to community
Disbanding of department in Trinidad comes after arrest of a resident for posting about issues with local water supply
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fucking love this
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Beware of anyone who is wistful about the aftermath of 9/11. It was a trauma blender of shock, grief, blood thirst, and racism— and it ushered in our surveillance state.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm not sure you're marking much at all
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Perhaps a slight edit to consider: they were only just about to sponsor their first PGA event. Your wording suggests they have already sponsored multiple. Thanks for the article. I've been tuned in and waiting for something good to read about it.
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My 13-yr-old loves it
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LowCalCalzoneZone 🤓 @lowcalcalzonezone.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Leslie Knope walked So Mamdani could run
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Leslie Knope: Work Hard, Never Sleep
ALT: Leslie Knope: Work Hard, Never Sleep
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm hopeful our resident Podcasts Over Essays guy will realize this
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
there is no rhyme or reason to an entire “AI” department, much less an AI school. There is no curriculum, as such, because AI is not a school of thought. It has no theory, no method. It’s just a tool. Two or three courses, max, if someone is obsessed with it should suffice.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The AI rush is following the money. That’s historically continuous, eg The Cold War funding model. But the AI rush is also about currying political favor and signaling political loyalty. When that aligned with the money, it was a no brainer for feckless university leaders.
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Jon Ossoff tells Lawrence O’Donnell: “It’s been amazing to watch this White House melt down over this all week. And about Natalie Harp, these White House staffers are adults — public officials, paid by the taxpayer, with immense power in positions of public trust… No one cares about their feelings.”
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm curious what you do for students whose first language isn't English and/or those who've been haunted by red pen grammar English teachers. Do you pair his with "Students' Right to Their Own Language," for ex?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"If you say Abolish ICE, Republicans will say you want open borders." Right but it's your job to communicate persuasively enough to 1) win and 2) enact your party's agenda. If you don't have the requisite talent, you're unfit, step aside. If you don't *want to* then you're unfit, step aside
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
our entire global financial system is currently leveraged to the hilt on the premise that it was good and right for a small cadre of US companies to steal all of the intellectual work ever produced by humanity and sell its back to us without credit or remuneration to the authors (plagiarism)
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
why won't this story go away? in reality, because it speaks to the insecurities, pathologies, & prejudices of media middle management. that's it
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I really can't get over this, this is such a wild example. there was a whole Church Inquisition torturing and extorting suspected heretics in Newton's day and we are being invited to ask whether he would have survived land acknowledgments lmfao bsky.app/profile/pwhi...
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D🥀. 🐍hei🧞😱 Add🕴🏻s🕸️n @drsaddison.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
there's a nexus here of "voices of assistive technology are almost always female" and "the sex doll people made a teaching robot" and "female professors get worse student evals" and "men fall for AI fawning" that sex workers can tell us a lot about.
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We aren't.
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
He's such an idiot that he doesn't realize he's telling on himself here
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
you don't have shame? don't worry we'll be ashamed for you
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Fergie has been dethroned
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Kayla @kaylabitches.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Extremely online people are riled up because the Jeopardy host made fun of a skeet criticizing him as anti-trans because he does the NYT puzzles. Mad lib ass shit there, y'all, please keep your eyes on the ball, for fuck's sake
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