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Pure of heart, dumb of ass | 30-something | Michigander | CPhT 💊 | 💍 4/5/24 Discord/Twitch: KayIona * Despite everything, it's still you.

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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Little pumpkin thieves
Illustration of a fluffy skunk and possum carrying a pumpkin in their mouths
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oops I love my wife. #BooBasket
A "boo basket", a gift basket containing snacks, candy, hair accessories, etc.
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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good news is I most likely don't have ADHD. Bad news is I might just be weird. I won't hear back on my autism screening for another couple of weeks. It would still be nice to have a name to put to my flavor of weird, instead of, quote my ex, "she's just kinda like that".
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
7 minutes into no caffeine day and I already desperately want an energy drink. 😴
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if you can't accept me at my worst (the most annoying girl alive) then you don't deserve me at my best (the most annoying girl alive, but naked)
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can't have caffeine tomorrow because of my ADHD screening and 8am Kay cannot be trusted to remember.
A printed soup Nazi meme from Seinfeld, but the word "soup" has been crossed out and replaced with"caffeine". The meme is taped inside of a refrigerator.
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Jall | PLAY UNUSUAL TALES ✨ @jall.live · 26/09/2026
If you are worried about this, simply go in your chat and type: <b>TEST</b> Check how the message is displayed in the overlays! -If you see a BOLD "TEXT", disabling the browser source until an OBS patch will fix that. ⚠ -If you simple see, "<b>TEST</b>", you are all good! ✨
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Neurodivergent hobby of the week (#MiaHelps)
A gray tabby cat sniffing a book titled "My Daily Scrapbook Stamp Collection"
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friendly reminder lithium ion batteries simply do not care and will explode.
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Pusheen @pusheen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🍂 🧡
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Big ups to yesterday me for buying a bag of butterscotch candy at the Dollar Tree. She's a real one for that.
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nothing like a little spicy battery fire to keep your job interesting ✨
A charred spot on a desktopFirefighters in an office
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ya girl finally getting screened for ADHD/ASD hollaaaaaa
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Courtney/Lucy 🍉 from the river to the sea @magicalgurll.com · 17/09/2026
when you make a typo in the group chat
A photo from Stardom, a Japanese women's wrestling federation. Perfectly centered is a woman on her knees leaning forward against the ropes. Five women in fun, colorful, sparkly outfits are all mid-air launching towards her to deliver flying kicks to her back, lined up close to each other and about to land their attacks all at once.
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
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28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Unused graphic found in the files of Mario Superstar Baseball, possibly used as a placeholder for the title screen. It features crude sketches of Mario and Luigi seemingly made in MS Paint and the text "ルイージの兄野球", which translates to "Luigi's Older Brother Baseball".
ルイージの兄野球
Source: tcrf.net user "Geno Penguin", https://tcrf.net/File:MSSBTitleScreenSketch.png
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I picked a really good time to quit my old job and cut my commute to 1/3 of what it used to be 🫠 $5 a gallon with 34+ miles a day of driving wouldn't have gone well for me.
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
First appointment with a new therapist. Good news: therapist Bad news: new therapist
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sometimes you just need to ugly cry over anime. Source: just rewatched the Cardcaptor Sakura clear card prologue and am now a blubbering mess.
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cameo really doesn't care if you're a kid diddler I guess. Why is Vic Mignogna on there and why are people paying him for things?
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy gotcha day to the Iona household's resident stripey menace, Mia 💕 you've gotten me through so much in the last 7 years and I'm eternally grateful.
A gray tabby cat sitting on a window perch
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love checking @clearsky.app from time to time and cross referencing my posts. Apparently me gushing about my wife (either her playing guitar or her buying me a toy I wanted for like 30 years) was the straw that broke the camel's back for somebody.
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy 25th anniversary of the start of the enshittification of country music.
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
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Marlow Stern (the interviewer):  You have one of the most renowned replies in Twitter history. Elon Musk tweeted out, “Take the red pill,” then Ivanka Trump enthusiastically wrote, “Taken!” to him, and then you replied, “Fuck both of you.” I’m curious how you feel about the co-opting of “The Matrix” by those on the right who don’t really seem to understand its messaging.

Lilly Wachowski: I mean, I can’t sit in a room and explain the movie to every single person who watches it. Even if I did sit in a room with Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump — yikes — it doesn’t matter. They’re not misunderstanding the film; they’re co-opting a message. And that’s what fascists do: They co-opt the messages of progressives and use it to their benefit to confuse and obfuscate what is going on and the intention of their ideology. They do it with everything. They do it with Martin Luther King Jr. Look at how they’ve changed the idea of what antisemitism is.
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My inner designer/office bitch wants to make a PowerPoint presentation for my new therapist but I'm not sure if I'd be able to share it with them for a telehealth visit.
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good news: I found a new therapist Bad news: I have to ✨ lore dump ✨ to a new therapist
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Friendly reminder we don't ask women anything relating to pregnancy unless they are actively giving birth in front of you ✨
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My wife is playing guitar and singing quietly in the other room and I still can't believe I bagged someone so creative, talented, funny, and all around amazing as her 💕 I really did something right in this life.
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🎶 are you ready to clown around 🎶 Mentioned wanting one as a kid ONCE to my wife in passing. 😭
Molly from The Big Comfy Couch, a doll in a teal dress with dark yarn hair and a red clown nose
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In case you need a reason to buy a bidet: I have 11 rolls left of a 45 roll Sam's Club pack I bought in December. And I would have 13 had my bathroom sink drain not leaked and ruined two of them.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 10/02/2026
Chiitan thinks of transgender people as my mom and dad cherish my mom and dad for the rest of my life I love you all I will continue to spread the message about transgender people until the day I disappear I hope that all good-hearted transgender people can live their lives with pride and happiness
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tumblr user drew out fans who say they can't get over it due to hard times while the author writes how she wants all trans folks to die
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hampterland @the-hampter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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SoooOOooophia @morganics.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gonna make judicious use out of this panel
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Let me show you my catlike reflexes *barfs on the carpet
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Like any respectable adoptable pet, I am up to date on shots. Fully house trained too.
A purple sticker featuring a drawing of a gray owl with a bandage above its beak. Text above reads "I am brave!"
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Who's gonna tell my coworker that, yes, she is expected to multitask and that she can't just ignore the phone if she's working on something else? We all are, bestie.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Cool things about being in your mid 30s: texting your BFF to rave about how tasty your gummy vitamins are.
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If I had a nickel for every time I ran into an old coworker today, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot of money, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
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Indige Tea 🦬🧡 : ✊🏾 @colouredwilde.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I just found out that AI-generated CSAM is legally allowed under the 1st Amendment, and I am begging y'all to stop posting children online. Make sure your accounts involving family are private, and if you do post an image including a child that you blur their faces.
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/2026
23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
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𝓚𝓪𝔂 @kayiona.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
12:30pm on September 1st and already saw a "drrhrr don't forget to wake up Billie Joe Armstrong" post. Can we not joke about losing a parent to cancer? Just a thought.
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