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Katy Shaw

@katyashaw.bsky.social
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How can we dance when the world keeps turning, how do we sleep when our beds are burning....
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can hear your keyboard.
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Toronto Star, 1913
THINKS THAT CANADA HATES UNITED STATES

New Yorkers Fancies That We Sit Up Nights to Cultivate Ill-Will

ESPECIALLY IN EAST

--The Toronto Star, 12 Sep 1913
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Loblaws ads.
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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The horrifying realization that Coyote Vs Acme delighted me as a 90s style legal thriller for the same reason Roger Rabbit delighted old people as a 50s noir.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Maybe the real find outs were the fuck arounds we had along the way.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Excellent fucking read. ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carne...
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KING CARNEY ACTIVATES KONG MODE WITH ZERO FUCKS
Carney Reads the Clock Like a Pro Wrestler
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Top Gun made me stop wearing earrings, forever.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's a car-washin', Jays-watchin', beer-drinkin' kinda day.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Penny Shortage is a great drag name.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Happy sysadmin day!
An ancient scroll reads: I am the system coordinator antichrist! I grant privileges then take them away, bow prostrate before me or else I'll change your prompt. Send me gifts of fattening food and hommous, keep the coffee pot full at all times. Adore me, abhor me, but don't ignore me, throw flowers at me, make sure the thorns have been clipped first.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ok they did Dare to be Stupid in full costume so I'm just going to stop now because I think this whole evening will be incredible.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Well the greatest moment of my life just happened. Weird Al playing Smells Like Nirvana with cheerleaders and janitor.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Announcing this at 8PM on a Friday is such a tail-between-their-legs move, still, WE DID IT, EAT SHIT DOUG, EAT SHIT JPMORGAN CHASE
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I think the most disgusting thing I've seen on Forensic Files isn't decomp, maggots or blood. It was an old man talking a bit wet bite of a sloppy burger in an episode about thyroid disease.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The final tally across #FIFA2026 for all white kit is 13 wins, 9 draws and 26 losses. Just England accounts for 4 of those wins, 1 draw and 1 loss. So if you're not England and you're wearing all white, looks like a bad time for you, pal.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
In the group of 32 and 16, the win-loss record for all white kit is a razor thin 4-3 in favour!
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Drat.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Morocco in white! Let's hope my theory holds! #canada #fifa2026
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
How To Do Your Part To Fight Climate Change So Major Corporations Don’t Have To thehardtimes.net/blog/how-to-...
thehardtimes.net
How To Do Your Part To Fight Climate Change So Major Corporations Don’t Have To
Science nerds will tell you that climate change is an existential threat to our world, but more importantly, to our corporations. That... Continue reading this gem
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So far in the round of 32, white kit is winning 3-1. Results anxiously awaited!
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
In the #fifa2026 group stage, teams wearing all white kit overwhelmingly fared poorly. 6-22-9 for the team in white.
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Harry Kane's Shhh Gesture
Alt: Harry Kane's tells us not to doubt the all-white kit with a Shhh gesture.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Who's the #1 cop on the force? #bobrovsky #thehextalls #leafs
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Bobrovsky Flyers Dance
ALT: Bobrovsky Flyers Dance
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Kawhi back in TO!
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The Blues Brothers John Belushi
ALT: The Blues Brothers John Belushi
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
She is right, one isn't nearly enough. Delightful.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
In honour of Joanna Page winning @taskmaster.tv, my husband imported Curlywurlys from the UK, many times eleven of them! Cat thinks it's Churu.
A black three legged cat inspects an absolutely massive pile of Curlywurly chocolates.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Wishing President Camacho a very happy birthday.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
😈 #WorldBollardAssociation
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This is the internet I love.
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It's Jamie @sjamieit.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The City of Ottawa posted the raw speed data from before and after Doug Ford banned speed cameras and the effect is so obvious it's not even necessary put a line marking when that happened. This chart shows the percentage of drivers going 15km/h or more over the posted limit.
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
We're going to need a new marketing campaign for the latest team to join the PWHL, and there's only two guys that can do it...
A promo photo of Tim Robinson and Sam Richardson from the TV show Detroiters.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Listening to a kid in a record store show her mom all the old music she is into and wants to buy and it's Deftones and now I am sad for many reasons.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Go to House of Targ if you can!
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I dislike this.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Hope you're enjoying our hospitality 😁
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I hope Drake gets the water bill for this. So dumb.
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Spinster @spinster777.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Arts/culture employs more Canadians than oil/gas. chamber.ca/news/arts-an...
chamber.ca
Arts and Culture Sector Contributes $131 Billion to Canada's Economy - Canadian Chamber of Commerce
New report Artworks reveals how the arts and culture sector drives economic growth and Canadians’ quality of life
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
yeah, i used to vape
a giant sharpie MAGNUM 44 permanent marker from the  90s
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Opened Mini Metro on my phone for the first time in 2026. There is a game in progress. How long have my virtual citizens been waiting for transit?! Not as long as OC Transpo, I would reckon.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Yalta conference down there.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Thought this was the end of it, but apparently not!
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Just waiting for mustard packets to be handed out.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Ottawa Charge game in danger of being cancelled over some of the pregame ceremony carpet getting stuck to the ice. Where is the Zamboni? #ottawacharge @pwhlcharge.bsky.social
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Help! It’s Fucking February, and I Still Have “Ghost Town” by the Specials Stuck in My Head From Halloween thehardtimes.net/blog/help-it...
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Help! It’s Fucking February, and I Still Have “Ghost Town” by the Specials Stuck in My Head From Halloween
Please, someone, anyone — help me. I’ve had the worst earworm of all time, and I’m starting to think that my life is never going to be normal again. I’ve had “Ghost Town” by The Specials stuck in my…
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Just found out he is hurt, and I gotta say this guy is the king of inspiring mixed feelings.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Honestly, looking forward to rooting for Brad Marchand again. #olympics #hockey
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marohgr.bsky.social @marohgr.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
theatlantic.com
Yes, It’s Fascism
Until recently, I thought it a term best avoided. But now, the resemblances are too many and too strong to deny.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I'm comforted by the sight of Martha Stewart's rugged Polish octogenarian hands.
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Katy Shaw @katyashaw.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I suggest also singing the Muppets Xmas Carol Scrooge song to them as they drive by. There goes Mr. Asshole, there goes Mr. Bitch!
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