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@thedcshaw.bsky.social
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The History of Concrete
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When do horses give gifts?
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So is the Lantern Corps paying a salary? How are these guys affording flights, motels, rental cars? Do they have a dental plan?
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What if Carney writes a letter to Trump and says, "I want things to always be right between us" and calls him his "guardian and protector" and asks, "If there is anything else I have done to cause you trouble, please forgive me"?
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I thought things were going to be closer and she would only win by a hair.
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Any chance we get any "The World Cup halftime show went woke this year" takes?
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
To whom does Tom Cruise appeal?
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
All I'm saying is imagine if Angine de Poitrine debuted Fabienk at Eurovision.
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thong delonge @imisssaku.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Mom almost made me cry at the Charge game tonight. Arena was real rowdy before puck drop. She was looking around and seemed a bit somber. I asked what was wrong. She smiled and said: "This feels a long way from getting dressed in a janitors closet to play goalie for boys who called me names." 🥹💜
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
We're going to need a new marketing campaign for the latest team to join the PWHL, and there's only two guys that can do it...
A promo photo of Tim Robinson and Sam Richardson from the TV show Detroiters.
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Being a day behind on Leafs/Hockey podcasts today is a wild listen.
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Goalmaxxing so we can playoffmog.
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I'm so involved with luncheon meats and spams that I knew exactly what I was looking at.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The city has been waiting a very long time for this guy, who just looks around and sees dumb shit and is like "Hey we should fix that"
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
We have a sizeable chunk of the population who put 100 times more time & effort into obsessing over the *idea* of trans women in sports than they ever actually spend watching women's sports. And it never ends there, it always metastasizes into other bigoted unhealthy obsessions that rot their brains
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I beat ante 13 in Balatro today.
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Would you like to play a geography based board game where you need to identify flags, currency, official languages and capital cities? The board game was made in 1988.
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank.
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Do you think there's any real chance that the US kidnaps Canada's leader or do you think Mary Simon has nothing to worry about?
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Remember when we were passing around this exact same meme on 2020/01/03?
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Hmm this seems fun...
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Christmas Skraps, by Shave Dresser
3 track album
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I just realized there are probably kids that are old enough to drive that don't know about whistle tips. #tellmeaboutthewhistles
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Oh you didn't "like" those posts? You use the like function as a bookmark? Got it. Why did you bookmark those posts?
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Marit Stiles @maritstilesndp.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Thirty-six years later, we still remember. Fourteen women, killed because they were women. We honour their dreams, their strength, and their right to live freely. We must never stop fighting gender-based violence.
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
An old man waves his arms behind home plate during game 6 of the world series to distract Sasaki, the Dodgers pitcher.
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Old clock man behind the plate really thinks he's doing some good work.
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Why does Sasaki pitch like Elaine dances?
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Ok. No more Halloween. Let's go Jays.
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Nyo!
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Oh! People are at the SkyDome* watching the game on the Jumbotron**. *Not called that anymore. **Probably not called that anymore.
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Andrew Berkshire @berkshire.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
If you’re tired of hockey coverage being all betting lines while a cast of talking heads stumbles over each other to compete for who can best excuse managers and coaches being okay with SA, if you’re tired of AI slop, Game Over is your space.
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
A real text I sent my wife today.
A screenshot of an sms message saying "Don't milkshake duck the bananas for me."
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
You can't Lady and the Tramp a rice krispie square.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
DS9 scene. Rom is a Ferengi hero who has a large bald head and giant ears and lobes that sort of connect to make a unibrow and a ribbed pine cone looking nose. He's wearing a jacket that looks like those lick and stick backsplash tiles you can get at Lowe's. He's pictured here standing in a corridor, talking to someone and holding/reading a PADD. Closed caption reads, "Workers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains."Alt in pic 1 Happy Labor Day
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Tim Hortons Chicken Bowls. That's the tweet.
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a plaid shirt and tie has a badge around his neck
Alt: a man in a plaid shirt and tie has a badge around his neck squinting easily resemble Nathan Fielder when it is in fact Andy Samberg
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Does Andy Samberg look like Nathan Fielder when he squints?
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Go hang a salami. I'm a lasagna hog.
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
President Camacho opening a canned beverage.
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I really think the most impractical of all cars must be the limousine
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Does Jake Johnson look more like David Krumholtz or Adam Pally?
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Beet root to yourself.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
TOS scene. We're outdoors in an arena of some kind with old rocky columns and artifacts surrounding an open dirt area designed for some kind of event or show. A sky colored red lends itself to the passion on display. In the middle, Spock and Kirk are laying on the ground together, Kirk on top, Spock on the bottom, thier bodies intertwined. A love that dareth not speaketh it's name. No caption.
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Amanda Guinzburg @guinz.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
You wanna see something really scary? open.substack.com/pub/amandagu...
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Tom Woodhall @tommydoubleu.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Are you fucking kidding me? Get that garbage out of my league. @cfl.ca better put a stop to this or they're going to get heat from other teams as well. As a TiCats fan I don't want to play some racists.
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Omar @tictactomar.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Gwyneth Philips you are a rockstar
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thedcshaw @thedcshaw.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Magic Amulets for everyone!
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