Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 2heating a big bowl of pasta so i can go for a big run so i can get big thighs so i can crush a big watermelon so i can make a big watermelon juice so i can have a big picnic so i can throw a big party so i can go on a big bender so i can have a big hangover so i can eat a big bowl of pasta 020
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 3hMe (leading William Shakespeare back to the time machine): Thanks for your help, but we'll figure out how to solve the literacy crisis on our own actually. William Shakespeare (actively sobbing): PLEASE. LET ME WATCH JUST ONE MORE HENTAI VIDEO, I'M BEGGING YOU 030
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I know it's only two games in but it's VERY encouraging the Leafs haven't had any slow starts yet. Seems like that had been a problem the past decade, both games they came out strong early. 020
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Shoutout to Morgan Rielly for the big stop at the blue line that leads directly to the goal hooooooly 030
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Lots of chances, stayed competitive all game, showed fight. Green flags. 092
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They just played The Greatest Showman theme at the Leafs game. Nothing has ever been more catered to me. 000
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Bet Alfredsson never thought he'd get a cheer in Toronto. 030
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So.......... Marchenko will be playing tomorrow? Right? HILLER SCHEDULE A NIGHT PRACTICE SO I CAN SEE THE NEW LINES!!! 131
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Some poor defenceman is going to have to stop a 2 on 1 with Matthews and Marchenko coming down the ice and whoever they close in on is the wrong answer. 051
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trades like this remind me how much people overvalue 2nd round picks. Something like 20% of 2nd rounders end up scoring 100+ TOTAL points in the NHL. This isn't a video game where you hire the scout with the best stats who can find late round gems. Every pick outside the top ~10 is a plinko ball. 020
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I LOVE Knies but Marchenko is the better player and we didn't give up anyone else of note to make the swap. I like this quite a lot. Our top 6 just got much faster and a right handed shot that can snipe as well as anyone, which will be especially useful on the powerplay. 041
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Considering some of the other deals handed out this summer, 12.5 for Marchenko is prettyyyyy tidy 010
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Leafs seem to really value having a right shot on the RW and probably don't want Roslovic as their 1RW this season. Knies and Marchenko have put up similar numbers with Marchenko having better underlying stats but Knies will be MUCH cheaper when the new Marchenko contract kicks in. 100
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026can't wait to watch my Sceptres lose 6-1 every Saturday on Hockey Night in Canada 020
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Having PWHL games on CBC while NHL games are spread across 45 different streaming services is going to make for an incredible sociological essay in 10 years when girl's hockey enrollment is higher than ever while boy's enrollment is at generational lows. The NHL's greed will only harm it. 220
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It may just be recency bias but Babylon has solidly entered my top 10 and is making a push for top 5. "Pretty as a picture that you didn't post, looking at you like you're made of solid gold." is one of Taylor's most heartbreaking couplets, especially in the context of the closing verse twist. 030
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You never knew that it was Babylon... 'Til it was gone. 0398
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 25/09/20261. Babylon (NEW!) 2. Elizabeth Taylor 3. Patient Zero (NEW!) 4. CANCELLED 5. The Fate of Ophelia 6. The Life of a Showgirl 7. Opalite 8. Father Figure 9. Pink Clouding (NEW!) 10. Honey 11. Eldest Daughter 12. Ruin the Friendship 13. Wi$h Li$t 14. Wood 15. Actually Romantic 16. Cleveland! (NEW!) 020
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I lied, Babylon is now my favourite on the album. First listen power rankings: 1. Babylon 2. Patient Zero 3. Pink Clouding 4. Cleveland 050
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026God, Babylon is so tragic in the most beautiful way. 060
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026With apologies to Cancelled and Elizabeth Taylor, I think Patient Zero just became my favourite song on the album. 020
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Immediately adding Patient Zero to my rage running playlist holy fuck. 021
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ahhh that one week window between the Jays being eliminated and the Leafs season starting where the only thing in Toronto that hurts me is choosing the extra spicy option at the Caribbean restaurant. 071
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026After the 2am double album drop for TTPD, I remain on high alert at all times. "Four new songs" Okay. Well 4 is 1+3 which is 13 which means TS13 NICE TRY ZODIAC KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!static.klipy.comCharlie Day's Pepe Silvia ConspiracyAlt: Charlie Day's Conspiracy Theory Board 050
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026New Taylor Swift music on Friday, new Leafs season on Tuesday. Big week for me screaming and being messy online. 050
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Out being social, daydreaming about going home and eating jerk chicken in bed. 010
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What if it's a vault track from both Showgirl and Rep. Like a dual-type Pokemon? HAVE WE CONSIDERED THERE MIGHT BE DUAL TYPE POKEMON!?!?!? 021
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026was hoping to get some work done today but now i gotta learn braille to decode the zodiac killer's newest taunts 010
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Most people aren't prepared to acknowledge how much William Shakespeare would have absolutely lost his fucking mind with "Deez Nuts" jokes. Every single play would have at least 8 of them. This is the same dude that was doing "yo mama" gags back in the 1500s. 062
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I can't believe how late I got Mr Swift in my fantasy football draft this year hahahaha. Single handedly won me this week. Dude was like the 12th TE taken. 140
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Now that we scored, I can say that was an INCREDIBLE save. 022
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My cold brew tastes like it has tequila in it??? Legitimately concerned the coffee shop gave me the baristas "special batch" 010
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Got tickets for Lowry's jersey retirement, seeing one of my favourite artists in concert tonight, had a nice slice of peach pie. Life is good. 030
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Horoscope telling me to clown even harder today. 060
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Taipei Story is easily my favourite book of the year so far. RF Kuang you've done it again. 110
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I need two Chiefs players to score a combined 21 fantasy points tonight so I need the Tayvoodoo to be real strong today. 000