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Filipe Dimas

@filipedimas.bsky.social
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writer. comedian. sports nerd. TTRPG game master. swemo. You can see my work at The Beaverton, Bad Dog Theatre, TheLeafsNation, or shouted into the void. Read & Watch me at these places: linktr.ee/fdimas

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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 2h
eating a big bowl of pasta so i can go for a big run so i can get big thighs so i can crush a big watermelon so i can make a big watermelon juice so i can have a big picnic so i can throw a big party so i can go on a big bender so i can have a big hangover so i can eat a big bowl of pasta
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 3h
Me (leading William Shakespeare back to the time machine): Thanks for your help, but we'll figure out how to solve the literacy crisis on our own actually. William Shakespeare (actively sobbing): PLEASE. LET ME WATCH JUST ONE MORE HENTAI VIDEO, I'M BEGGING YOU
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know it's only two games in but it's VERY encouraging the Leafs haven't had any slow starts yet. Seems like that had been a problem the past decade, both games they came out strong early.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DUBSSSS IN CHAT LEAFOS
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shoutout to Morgan Rielly for the big stop at the blue line that leads directly to the goal hooooooly
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lots of chances, stayed competitive all game, showed fight. Green flags.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hockey is back :)
Graphic showing a countdown to killing myself with POSTPONED crossed out and BACK ON written over
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They just played The Greatest Showman theme at the Leafs game. Nothing has ever been more catered to me.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AHAHAHAAAHHHHH WILLLUUWUAUUYYYYY
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bet Alfredsson never thought he'd get a cheer in Toronto.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RAHHHHHH
Scotiabank Arena before a Leafs game. The ice is lit up blue with "Home Opener" on the Jumbotron
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So.......... Marchenko will be playing tomorrow? Right? HILLER SCHEDULE A NIGHT PRACTICE SO I CAN SEE THE NEW LINES!!!
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some poor defenceman is going to have to stop a 2 on 1 with Matthews and Marchenko coming down the ice and whoever they close in on is the wrong answer.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trades like this remind me how much people overvalue 2nd round picks. Something like 20% of 2nd rounders end up scoring 100+ TOTAL points in the NHL. This isn't a video game where you hire the scout with the best stats who can find late round gems. Every pick outside the top ~10 is a plinko ball.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I LOVE Knies but Marchenko is the better player and we didn't give up anyone else of note to make the swap. I like this quite a lot. Our top 6 just got much faster and a right handed shot that can snipe as well as anyone, which will be especially useful on the powerplay.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Considering some of the other deals handed out this summer, 12.5 for Marchenko is prettyyyyy tidy
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Leafs seem to really value having a right shot on the RW and probably don't want Roslovic as their 1RW this season. Knies and Marchenko have put up similar numbers with Marchenko having better underlying stats but Knies will be MUCH cheaper when the new Marchenko contract kicks in.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
can't wait to watch my Sceptres lose 6-1 every Saturday on Hockey Night in Canada
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Having PWHL games on CBC while NHL games are spread across 45 different streaming services is going to make for an incredible sociological essay in 10 years when girl's hockey enrollment is higher than ever while boy's enrollment is at generational lows. The NHL's greed will only harm it.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aaron Donald about to go back into retirement.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
STEEEEEEELERS WIN
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It may just be recency bias but Babylon has solidly entered my top 10 and is making a push for top 5. "Pretty as a picture that you didn't post, looking at you like you're made of solid gold." is one of Taylor's most heartbreaking couplets, especially in the context of the closing verse twist.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You never knew that it was Babylon... 'Til it was gone.
Classic image of Tom from MySpace and his profile
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
1. Babylon (NEW!) 2. Elizabeth Taylor 3. Patient Zero (NEW!) 4. CANCELLED 5. The Fate of Ophelia 6. The Life of a Showgirl 7. Opalite 8. Father Figure 9. Pink Clouding (NEW!) 10. Honey 11. Eldest Daughter 12. Ruin the Friendship 13. Wi$h Li$t 14. Wood 15. Actually Romantic 16. Cleveland! (NEW!)
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I lied, Babylon is now my favourite on the album. First listen power rankings: 1. Babylon 2. Patient Zero 3. Pink Clouding 4. Cleveland
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God, Babylon is so tragic in the most beautiful way.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
With apologies to Cancelled and Elizabeth Taylor, I think Patient Zero just became my favourite song on the album.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Immediately adding Patient Zero to my rage running playlist holy fuck.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ahhh that one week window between the Jays being eliminated and the Leafs season starting where the only thing in Toronto that hurts me is choosing the extra spicy option at the Caribbean restaurant.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
After the 2am double album drop for TTPD, I remain on high alert at all times. "Four new songs" Okay. Well 4 is 1+3 which is 13 which means TS13 NICE TRY ZODIAC KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Charlie Day's Pepe Silvia Conspiracy
Alt: Charlie Day's Conspiracy Theory Board
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New Taylor Swift music on Friday, new Leafs season on Tuesday. Big week for me screaming and being messy online.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Out being social, daydreaming about going home and eating jerk chicken in bed.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What if it's a vault track from both Showgirl and Rep. Like a dual-type Pokemon? HAVE WE CONSIDERED THERE MIGHT BE DUAL TYPE POKEMON!?!?!?
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
was hoping to get some work done today but now i gotta learn braille to decode the zodiac killer's newest taunts
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Most people aren't prepared to acknowledge how much William Shakespeare would have absolutely lost his fucking mind with "Deez Nuts" jokes. Every single play would have at least 8 of them. This is the same dude that was doing "yo mama" gags back in the 1500s.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can't believe how late I got Mr Swift in my fantasy football draft this year hahahaha. Single handedly won me this week. Dude was like the 12th TE taken.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aaron Rodgers era going great
Scorebug showing 4th and 43
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now that we scored, I can say that was an INCREDIBLE save.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
HEAVYWEIGHT FIGHT
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've seen enough, build McKenna a statue.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My cold brew tastes like it has tequila in it??? Legitimately concerned the coffee shop gave me the baristas "special batch"
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Got tickets for Lowry's jersey retirement, seeing one of my favourite artists in concert tonight, had a nice slice of peach pie. Life is good.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Horoscope telling me to clown even harder today.
Do
Friendship bracelets
Playgrounds 
Postcards
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
OKAMOTO I LOVE U
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Taipei Story is easily my favourite book of the year so far. RF Kuang you've done it again.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN' COZY WEATHERRRRRR
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I need two Chiefs players to score a combined 21 fantasy points tonight so I need the Tayvoodoo to be real strong today.
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Vladdy is so back?
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
TIMOTHY JIMOTHY WATT
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Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love football season 🥰
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