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Kruton

@kattrieze.bsky.social
430 followers 1.7K following 697 posts

Anime, bikes, my cat, embroidery, the knowledge that the saguaro cactus only grows in the Sonoran desert, treats.

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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
DC is gonna be so fucking lit when it happens- everyone’s gonna be acting like fucking Scrooge on Christmas morning from a muppets Christmas carol
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My coworker just told me that he’s “seen a lot of great success using copilot to convert excel files to a .csv” open the schools
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shailaine Woodley placed as Morrigan from Dragon Age Origins with Alastair the Gray Warden
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Daniel Kay Hertz @danielkayhertz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your 20s are for believing everything is structural and your 30s are for learning that actually it's often just some guy or small group of guys (gender neutral)
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Finally decided to upgrade my pen game to disposable fountain pens and I think my life has changed? Also it has made my writing about 2% more legible which is a lot when you have dysgraphia hehe
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is rumple minze the new fernet(new Grand Marnier for the elders)
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Keep getting some dude that is just wearing a bunch of different silk shirts and posing on my TikTok and he looks like this guy I dated for a bit when I was 22 that my roommates called “creepy trev”
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
New hangover cure- taking a heavy ass ebike six miles that you think is broken and then finding out in the last 200 feet that it has a power button to turn it on
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ok lol I just got an email from the temp agency I got my old old job from offering me the same job for less than what i was initially hired there for like 6 years ago
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just arrived to the Midwest and a woman in front of us on the escalator was like “you know Arizona has only been a state since like 1965 but you can tell that the cities have been there for so much longer” and I just hg
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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP to two of the best to ever do it
dolly parton in the 80s in black lingerie with red trim with garters and stockings dolly parton again in red lingerie with a garter belt and stockings tim curry in rocky horror picture show in a sparkly garter belt and lingerie too tim curry posing with a black jacket and his stockinged legs extended to show off black stilettos
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is NOT a good week
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Books need to start having trigger warnings for when the main character has a baby at the end and names it something stooopid
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Damn, years of reading fanfiction has really prepared for this golden age of fantasy books that are kind of ass
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I always joke that my dad is like always 5 years early to weird bullshit health trends and now I’m seeing all the girlies wearing vibram 5 finger shoes and I’m wondering if maybe he’s just an early trend adopter
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I asked my jr colleague to set up a report for a deal I had set up because I was working on another project and then he emailed the director of our department to ask him where to find reporting and then came up to my desk and was like “I can show you how to find reporting when you have time”
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I feel like the actual war in Iran made the War in Iran subplot of Silo kinda cringe tbh
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It’s such awful time to be sick because everyone just assumes you have the diarrhea parasite
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Reading a new book and there is a character named Kai and a character named Gramble and they are both straight????
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The best part is I don’t have to suffer listening to fuckingLexi lalas for another four years
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is so low energy
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Saw a dude wearing a “Make America Great Britain Again” hat and tbh that’s worse than the original
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Annika Brockschmidt @ardenthistorian.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
And there it is.
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
There’s something sinister about dressed in lala- can’t quite put my finger on it but the vibes are off
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Please, not now
An email subject that says “Blokecore has entered the chat”
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Q. McLamore @ghawinriver.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It is also worth noting that survivors shouldn't NEED to reopen their worst traumas, but the gleeful complacency of everyone who should know better and do better makes it necessary. The allegations get worse because everything else that SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFYING WASN'T.
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Cat already freaking out with whatever flyover shit just happened- tomorrow is gonna be brutal
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 02/07/2026
One funny piece of trivia about _Country Roads_ is that despite the song’s reference to West Virginia songwriter John Denver had actually never been to the United States and originally wrote that line about Merv, Turkmenistan
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
looks good to me 👍
A screenshot from Fox News’ Ingraham Angle

On the left 1/3 of the screen Laura Ingraham is talking outside while holding a microphone. 

On tge right 1/3 is a graphic titled “Janeese Lewis George’s far left policy agenda.” It includes polices like “universal childcare,” “end cooperation w ice,” and “create car free areas in dc”
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
No one has been living in the basement unit of our house for the last 3 months and they are normally in charge of the front yard which I have now filled up with random ass native plants I find on sale and now I really hope whoever moves there is not into gardening so I can keep going 😭
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Ngl Practical Magic 2 kinda looks like it might suck shit
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
We, as a nation, are collectively missing a great opportunity to get RFK Jr to drink from the reflecting pool.
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I keep seeing these collars and co ads for the World Cup and wtf is this shit
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Kenneth Deuel @kendeuel.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Haven't seen a pinto get wrecked this badly since 1979.
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The neighbors in the back of us have Wisteria, English Ivy, AND fucking Air Potato vine all growing on our shared fence I fucking hate it
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alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The best part about having a cat is that he would never make me go see the new minions movie
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Free DC @freedcproject.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
WATCH: New footage from a home security camera in shows National Guard soldiers tackle a woman to the ground, put her in handcuffs, and detain her seemingly without any justification or provocation🧵
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
that’s illegal this month
Two panel Star Trek: DS9 meme:

Top panel: Captain Sisko stands with Dr. Bashir, he says to Garak who stands across from them: “Garak, I’m going to give it to you straight”

Bottom panel: Garak looking appalled, cuts Sisko off, responding: “— gross.”
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is so funny because the exchanges are absolutely fucking miserable to use. Like the only reason to be there is because you absolutely have to be
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Whoever is doing the data targeting for the dc mayor and council races- ur bad at it
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I feel like it should really piss people off more how the national guard is like still here
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Damn we’re about to have a party so it would have been perfect timing
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Impulse buying Nike Air Rifts and then a ton of tabi socks to go with them 3 months ago was good actually because they are the most comfortable shoes to walk in with a broken big toe lol
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Maybe it’s the Vaseline on my busted lip, maybe it’s maybelline
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Got in a bike crash this morning and the only thing I can think is “this would have never happened in Copenhagen.” Like make the bike lanes bigger you cowards
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Finally got a new ereader(my kindle that can barely hold a charge is now obsolete, thanks Amazon) and I forgot how nice reading with the dyslexic font is. Like I’m not rereading a sentence 20 times if I lose a little focus and it’s great
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I don’t really get what people are saying when it’s like “you’re gonna need to learn to use AI” like it’s not like a program with like specific codes and functions you need to know. Like learning how to write a good prompt is not excel
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Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Beans are so good
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