Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 09/10/2026DC is gonna be so fucking lit when it happens- everyone’s gonna be acting like fucking Scrooge on Christmas morning from a muppets Christmas carol 000
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My coworker just told me that he’s “seen a lot of great success using copilot to convert excel files to a .csv” open the schools 101
Reposted by KrutonDaniel Kay Hertz @danielkayhertz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Your 20s are for believing everything is structural and your 30s are for learning that actually it's often just some guy or small group of guys (gender neutral) 2787080
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Finally decided to upgrade my pen game to disposable fountain pens and I think my life has changed? Also it has made my writing about 2% more legible which is a lot when you have dysgraphia hehe 050
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Is rumple minze the new fernet(new Grand Marnier for the elders) 000
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Keep getting some dude that is just wearing a bunch of different silk shirts and posing on my TikTok and he looks like this guy I dated for a bit when I was 22 that my roommates called “creepy trev” 010
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 29/08/2026New hangover cure- taking a heavy ass ebike six miles that you think is broken and then finding out in the last 200 feet that it has a power button to turn it on 100
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Ok lol I just got an email from the temp agency I got my old old job from offering me the same job for less than what i was initially hired there for like 6 years ago 000
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Just arrived to the Midwest and a woman in front of us on the escalator was like “you know Arizona has only been a state since like 1965 but you can tell that the cities have been there for so much longer” and I just hg 000
Reposted by KrutonLiz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RIP to two of the best to ever do it 1979083216
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Books need to start having trigger warnings for when the main character has a baby at the end and names it something stooopid 000
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Damn, years of reading fanfiction has really prepared for this golden age of fantasy books that are kind of ass 000
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I always joke that my dad is like always 5 years early to weird bullshit health trends and now I’m seeing all the girlies wearing vibram 5 finger shoes and I’m wondering if maybe he’s just an early trend adopter 110
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I asked my jr colleague to set up a report for a deal I had set up because I was working on another project and then he emailed the director of our department to ask him where to find reporting and then came up to my desk and was like “I can show you how to find reporting when you have time” 100
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I feel like the actual war in Iran made the War in Iran subplot of Silo kinda cringe tbh 010
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 25/07/2026It’s such awful time to be sick because everyone just assumes you have the diarrhea parasite 000
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Reading a new book and there is a character named Kai and a character named Gramble and they are both straight???? 000
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The best part is I don’t have to suffer listening to fuckingLexi lalas for another four years 100
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Saw a dude wearing a “Make America Great Britain Again” hat and tbh that’s worse than the original 000
Reposted by KrutonAnnika Brockschmidt @ardenthistorian.bsky.social · 14/07/2026And there it is. 821978
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 09/07/2026There’s something sinister about dressed in lala- can’t quite put my finger on it but the vibes are off 000
Reposted by KrutonQ. McLamore @ghawinriver.bsky.social · 06/07/2026It is also worth noting that survivors shouldn't NEED to reopen their worst traumas, but the gleeful complacency of everyone who should know better and do better makes it necessary. The allegations get worse because everything else that SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFYING WASN'T. 16313
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Cat already freaking out with whatever flyover shit just happened- tomorrow is gonna be brutal 010
Reposted by Krutontweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 02/07/2026One funny piece of trivia about _Country Roads_ is that despite the song’s reference to West Virginia songwriter John Denver had actually never been to the United States and originally wrote that line about Merv, Turkmenistan 2094293
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 27/06/2026No one has been living in the basement unit of our house for the last 3 months and they are normally in charge of the front yard which I have now filled up with random ass native plants I find on sale and now I really hope whoever moves there is not into gardening so I can keep going 😭 100
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Ngl Practical Magic 2 kinda looks like it might suck shit 000
Reposted by KrutonDave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 21/06/2026We, as a nation, are collectively missing a great opportunity to get RFK Jr to drink from the reflecting pool. 473119491
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I keep seeing these collars and co ads for the World Cup and wtf is this shit 000
Reposted by KrutonKenneth Deuel @kendeuel.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Haven't seen a pinto get wrecked this badly since 1979. 722531
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The neighbors in the back of us have Wisteria, English Ivy, AND fucking Air Potato vine all growing on our shared fence I fucking hate it 000
Reposted by Krutonalex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social 6685402710
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The best part about having a cat is that he would never make me go see the new minions movie 031
Reposted by KrutonFree DC @freedcproject.bsky.social · 04/06/2026WATCH: New footage from a home security camera in shows National Guard soldiers tackle a woman to the ground, put her in handcuffs, and detain her seemingly without any justification or provocation🧵 42926493
Reposted by KrutonMerc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 02/06/2026that’s illegal this month 131332243
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 03/06/2026This is so funny because the exchanges are absolutely fucking miserable to use. Like the only reason to be there is because you absolutely have to be 000
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Whoever is doing the data targeting for the dc mayor and council races- ur bad at it 010
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I feel like it should really piss people off more how the national guard is like still here 000
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Damn we’re about to have a party so it would have been perfect timing 000
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Impulse buying Nike Air Rifts and then a ton of tabi socks to go with them 3 months ago was good actually because they are the most comfortable shoes to walk in with a broken big toe lol 000
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Maybe it’s the Vaseline on my busted lip, maybe it’s maybelline 000
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Got in a bike crash this morning and the only thing I can think is “this would have never happened in Copenhagen.” Like make the bike lanes bigger you cowards 020
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Finally got a new ereader(my kindle that can barely hold a charge is now obsolete, thanks Amazon) and I forgot how nice reading with the dyslexic font is. Like I’m not rereading a sentence 20 times if I lose a little focus and it’s great 000
Kruton @kattrieze.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I don’t really get what people are saying when it’s like “you’re gonna need to learn to use AI” like it’s not like a program with like specific codes and functions you need to know. Like learning how to write a good prompt is not excel 000