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Katie May

@katiemayplays.bsky.social
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San Francisco based Playwright. Trained in science. Impervious to water balloons. BayFC Fan. Doom Loop Denier. (Definitely not three goats in a trench coat.) ICE must be destroyed.

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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every woman dating in San Francisco agrees with you.
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TRUTH. (As long as butter is not counted as a sauce. Bread as a vehicle for good butter is truly one the universe's most sacred unions. )
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lol. Yes that was clear. I'm just pointing out the the river otter-ness remains even when they are giants.
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Wanted to say that this sea vs. river dichtomy is NOT based on size. A few years ago I had the incredible fortune to observe giant South American river otters in the wild in Brazil. (Males up to 6ft long. 🤯) Nimble, sinewy, lithe as a heck. (And frankly, a little terrifying.) Will never forget it.
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I have to believe that the slightly larger portion of us do not regard our humanity as a meatsuit seperatimg us from pure productivity. But it’s hard sometimes.
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You can read it! Thisis an old article published in 2021. There aren't any spoilers.
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Red States: We're cutting the humanities at our public universities to spend more money on right-wing indoctrination Blue States: We're cutting the same programs, but to spend more money on AI and the business school.
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
While rocking the dantiest pair of specs and absolutely withering side eye. Legend.
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I rest my case.
A blue, cartoon fish with sumptuous pink lips and devil-may-care side eye, wearing a pair of dainty spectacles. A shot from the film "The Incredible Mr Limpet", a live action/animated hybrid starring Don Knots as a man who can turn into fish, and has adventures.
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ma'am how dare you. Mr Limpet is a GEM. Lent me cab fare once, back in in the days before Uber. And those gorgeous LIPS.
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Greatness Screams! And so do I, with laughter and the need for an update on location 2. Please take the kiddos on this adventure, the internet gods demand it.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My friend the Michigan Strangler has died. A lot of people only know the Michigan Strangler from all that strangling he did and I understand that, but that is not the full picture of the friend he was to me when he wasn't strangling people. We used to go to Arby's. Rest in peace, "Chokey Boy."
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Paxton is the acutal worst but this a really dumb attack. Anyone and everyone is allowed to be on vacation in the summer time. Paxton is SUCH a villian, there is so much low hanging fruit. Go after that.
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
K so during every World Cup I develop huge crushes on people I've never heard of before. But CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE SWISS MANAGER. Yowza. 😳
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
the kelce bros tearfully disassembling their bunk bed
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Not OFFSIDES!!! USA up by 2!! ♥️⚽🇺🇸
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
GOALLLL!!!
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Didn't realize the metamorphosis into this generation's Rush Limbaugh was gonna be quite so literal.
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment
Facebook post from Scottish soccer fan - The busses have stopped at some park thing near the ground and there's American guys making food and giving people free beers and stuff
Some Haiti fans here as well, what a bunch of good guys
wtf is going on man, what an experience this is man holy shit

With photos of people boozing in a parking lot
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Shimanti @humanconsequences.com · 13/06/2026
When you see the story about how the world now has its first trillionaire, and when you see the story about how laboratories in Congo have run out of supplies to test for Ebola, it is important to understand that in many ways these are the same story.
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Paul J. Dauenhauer @pauldauenhauer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The struggle is real
Scientific literacy
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This is bad, incredibly bad. Wiping out the National Science Foundation board kills …. Everything at NSF, flatlines NCAR (National Center for Atmospheric Research), our Antarctica program, our geophysics programs, just… everything, the entire foundation of science in the United States.
science.org
Trump fires NSF's oversight board
Dismissal of the National Science Board is widely seen as latest move to erase NSF’s independence
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 19/04/2026
Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It absolutely implies they are untrue.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 11/04/2026
I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I don't misunderstand the term. My take on your post was that you were calling the allegations a prank, (people earlier today were using the fact that Roger Stone commented about this before they came out, as a way to discredit them), but both articles make it clear how credible they are.
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
No. It's giving serial sexual predator. Did you bother to read the Chronicle article? OR the CNN exclusive with 4 MORE accusers? Do better.
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
One can hope! I just don't trust us. (And by us, I mean my fellow CA progressives.) Lots of noses cut off to spite faces around here.
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I've lived in SF for 16 years, so this isn't my first rodeo. But right now the top 3 in the polls are the two Rs and Swallwell. I would love to believe that D voters will "coalesce around the front runner" (likely Steyer) but HAVE YOU MET CA PROGRESSIVES??
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Use another ten seconds to Google "jungle primay" and you'll see why we are worried. We could end up with NO Dem on the ballot at all.
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
What women on the left already knew before the files came out is that men can imagine a world of class consciousness (Chomsky), a universe more expansive than ever before known (Hawking), a world where you can live forever (Attia) but not a world where women are fully human.
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I am also on the Papaya Tastes like Vomit Train! I honestly thought I was the only one.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 16/02/2026
The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Favorite Robert Duvall Trivia: His first screen apearance was as Boo Radley in "To Kill a Mockingbird". He was cast at the recommendation of playwright, Horton Foote (who adpated the book for the screen). "Well there he is Mr. Tate. He'll tell tell you his name." Absolute Icon.
A young Robert Duval, as Boo Radley, stands shyly behind the door in Jem's bedroom, in the film adaptation of To Kill A Mocking Bird. Scout with her back to the camera, encourages him to come out.
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The best part is, A LOT of people are canceling their ring subscriptions and getting refunds from Amazon as a result of that commercial. It SUPER backfired.
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
There are a lot of things I've loved that have disappointed me over the years. @weratedogs.com is never one of them. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 10/02/2026
Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
the most impactful thing Elon Musk has ever done or will ever do regarding science and innovation in this country is illegally cut billions of dollars of research funds for literally no reason
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Whenever I drive my car, I tell Karl, my yeti keychain, of the great legacy of whistle resistance his creators have brought forth in the world. We both feel humbled that he uses issues from such noble lines.
A small, 3D-printed, Yeti keychain. With a white body, sparkly blue face, and moveable legs that swing freely and allow him to sit and listen to all your tales.
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
NO WE FUCKING DON'T. We want to YANK IT OUT BY IT'S CORRUPT FESTERING ROOTS. You mealy-mouthed, cow-towing-to-your-donors, past your expiration date, unprincipled, old fool. GTFOH with your "strongly-worded" letters. OH MY GOD. *ineffectual screaming into the void*
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Finished book 3 last night! Been telling everyone I know to get into it! They are PARTICULARLY good on audiobook as the voice work is PHENOMENAL.
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a military uniform is asking are we the baddies .
ALT: a man in a military uniform is asking are we the baddies .
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I wish Democrats would start just speaking the truth: “ICE is killing American citizens in public for exercising their freedom of speech because Donald Trump wants to be a king. This isn’t about immigration—Trump wants to make it illegal to oppose him, and to stay in power until he dies.”
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
ACCURATE.
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Katie May @katiemayplays.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
We're only three weeks in, but when Time Magazine does Person of the Year it BETTER be all of Minneapolis.
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
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