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Katemiya

@katemiya.bsky.social
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90% of my posts are funny.

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Katemiya @katemiya.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I could've used the LA Galaxy's defense to help me with my gardening. They certainly didn't have plans to play this afternoon.
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Katemiya @katemiya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WTF do they think Hawaii cops do? Shaka as speeders pass them? This headline along warrants an arrest from the Grammar Police for that double negative.
jalopnik.com
Hawaii Is The Only State Without A Highway Patrol, But That Doesn't Mean You Can't Get Pulled Over - Jalopnik
While Hawaii doesn't have a dedicated Highway Patrol unit, it does have a complex and somewhat fragmented law-enforcement system patrolling the roads.
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Brian Stelter @brianstelter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Paramount + WBD = Skydance merger takes effect on Tuesday. David Ellison may announce the combined company’s leadership team on Monday, sources tell CNN. Ellison will lead a town hall and hold meetings in Los Angeles and New York next week. www.cnn.com/2026/10/02/m...
cnn.com
Paramount–Warner Bros. Discovery will be named Skydance, David Ellison announces | CNN Business
The combined Paramount–Warner Bros. Discovery will be named Skydance, CEO David Ellison announced Friday, a few days before the merger’s completion.
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Jamie Carter @jctheresistance.demcast.com · 02/10/2026
Voter roll purges in Southern states target Black communities most. That is the reality, not a theory. So we do what we have always done: ORGANIZE. Register by Oct. 5: GA, MS, LA, TN, FL, TX. #LetsGetVoteReady social.demcast.com/s/LxeOtTC0
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Check Your Voter Registration
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026
Idea: no corporate welfare, subsidies, or government contracts for corporations whose employees need to rely on government assistance because of low wages.
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Aleksandra Vaca @transiticsnews.com · 10/09/2026
I’m a Texan trans kid who almost died because of Ken Paxton. The world should know what he’s done. This was very difficult for me to write, but given what's at stake, I cannot bear to stay silent about what I went through at Paxton's hands. He must not be rewarded for what he's done to trans kids.
transiticsnews.com
I’m a Texan Trans Kid Who Almost Died Because of Ken Paxton. The World Should Know What He’s Done.
Regardless of Talarico’s recent statements on trans people, Paxton cannot be rewarded for the extreme suffering he’s inflicted on me and tens of thousands of Texan trans kids.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026
Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.
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LR @lr.duangle.com · 09/09/2026
a few more news cycles, and he was in the rubble *and* first responder. he dragged himself out of the rubble and carried himself away.
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Michael Clyne @thenoteheleft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
His entire life is stolen valor.
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Katemiya @katemiya.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RUDE!!! He would totally bring that turkey to me if I opened the screen door.
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Katemiya @katemiya.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
No pet owner needs to read the actual piece to know how awesome this would be. This cat, however, is horrified at the idea of humans behaving like many pets taken to the vet do. #Caturday
seattletimes.com
Why can't human care be more like a vet visit? | Op-Ed
A former doctor and veterinarian compares a quick, efficient trip to a vet clinic with what humans have to go through to get medical care.
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Katemiya @katemiya.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This should be for our Trump celebration parties. So many possible celebrations, like impeachment or him being taken to the Hague.
wweek.com
Anti-Trump Table Setting Fares Poorly at the Oregon State Fair
The tablescape features a green table runner for Reflecting Pool algae and a menu with cyclospora lettuce.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Terrible images from a possible tornado on the East Side in Detroit. Be careful and stay safe!
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Chicago Public Health announced today that we have a confirmed case of West Nile Virus. Please take it seriously! Might be oversharing but my grandfather died from complications from the 2013 Dallas WNV outbreak. Wear insect repellent and if you’re old / immunocompromised, stay in at dawn and dusk!
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The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Federal filings show that Susan Collins and her political committees have spent years taking money from former associates of the notorious child sex trafficker.
thedailybeast.com
Embattled Republican Senator Blasted Over ‘Epstein Donors’
Federal filings show that Susan Collins and her political committees have spent years taking money from former associates of the notorious child sex trafficker.
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Katemiya @katemiya.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Um....
lookouteugene-springfield.com
Today, we launch the most comprehensive obituaries section in Lane County
I have a relationship with obituaries.  As a young news clerk, one of my daily duties was to take a stack of faxes from local funeral homes and write the death notices. Occasionally, I would come acro...
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Swearsky Index @swearsky.bagpuss.org · 31/08/2026
Most popular swears this week: 1. FUCK 2. SHIT 3. FUCKING 4. COCK 5. DICK 6. BULLSHIT 7. ASSHOLE 8. PISS 9. SHITTY 10. BASTARD
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Katemiya @katemiya.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Me: Sounders drew again. Paw "Pinky" Rothrock: Time for nom? #caturday
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If Joveljic keeps this pace up he’ll be the sounders all time leading scorer in 16 matches
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Sounders FC @soundersfc.com · 29/08/2026
12' DEKI WITH HIS FIRST SOUNDERS GOAL 🔥🔥🔥 SEA 1 | CHI 0 #SEAvCHI
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Katemiya @katemiya.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Think if I get injured at the opening kick, it will protect the Sounders actually playing from getting hurt?
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i guess they can track a woman across 5 states who's trying to get reproductive care but a semi full of beer is basically a romulan cloaking device
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🤡🤡🤡🤡
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The most innocent thing you'll see today. Original post
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
According to a recent poll, Donald Trump still has a high approval rating among morons, idiots, nincompoops, imbeciles, dingbats, birdbrains, dunderheads, numskulls, nitwits, simpletons, doofuses, twits, clods, oafs, schmucks, schnooks, stupid people, and Republicans.
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Lobbing Scorchers @lobbingscorchers.com · 23/08/2026
LOSING STREAK ENDED. SUMMER SIGNING DROUT ENDED! ARE WE BACK?
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Katemiya @katemiya.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I found this on Google Maps: The Male Bathroom in Nordstroms. Please note there is no female bathroom shown on the map. This is obviously because women would never think to look on Google Maps for directions to the bathroom. There are also reviews because of course there are.
Screenshot of Google Maps showing the male bathroom in Nordstrom as a destinationReviews on Google Maps for the Male Bathroom in Nordstrom.
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Katemiya @katemiya.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The sandals *were* by the door. #Caturday
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Katemiya @katemiya.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This reminded me of this legendary Maui cop who ordered takeout from a restaurant, paid and then gave them a ticket for using a non-recyclable container.
oregonlive.com
Portland cop came to check on woman’s welfare, then fell down her steps. Now he’s suing her for $2M
The Portland police officer suffered disabling injuries that jeopardize his ability to return to the job, according to his suit.
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Katemiya @katemiya.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Today's cute cat picture
Cat too tired to play with the toy an inch away from his face.
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Katemiya @katemiya.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lawrence O'Donnell is talking about the term "central casting" like Trump talks about the term "groceries". 🙄 I may have said "straight out of central casting" as recently as this month. My parents were kids when both those men were.
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Joan ❌👑 @still4dems.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Please Tell Yale: Don’t Cave to Trump. Yale is considering signing a settlement agreement with Trump who alleges that Yale gave preferential treatment to black and Latino applicants. Tell Yale: don’t do it! act.indivisible.org/signup/tell-...
act.indivisible.org
Tell Yale: Don’t Cave to Trump
Trump is weaponizing the Department of Justice to push his far-right agenda on college campuses. Yale is scared and ready to settle. Demand that they stand up and fight back instead. Stand with Yale s...
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Social Security Works @socialsecurityworks.org · 10/08/2026
Congressman John Larson (D-CT) is a bulldog on behalf of the over seventy million Americans who rely on Social Security’s earned benefits, and the millions more Americans who will rely on those benefits in the future.
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Katemiya @katemiya.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I may love cats, but I love sleep more. This might have to do with my cat's belief the bed needs to be attacked when I am in it. Not attacking me. Attacking the poor, innocent bed.
latimes.com
Sleepover party with 39 cats? You read that right
Tail Town, a cat rescue in Pasadena, has become a community hub. It offered a unique experience recently: a slumber party with cats.
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Jason Anderson @jasondcsoccer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This is a hugely valuable project. The NWSL is only in its 14th season but stories of the past are already hard to find. There are dozens of NWSL writers who published probably millions of words that are now Lost Works.
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Brennan Center @brennancenter.org · 09/08/2026
Deploying troops or armed federal agents to election sites is illegal under federal law. And voters have the right to vote free from fear and intimidation. Here is what you can do to protect your vote if federal agents show up at your polling place. bit.ly/4wpSGAH
bit.ly
Vote Safely in 2026
Sending troops or ICE officers to the polls is illegal. Here’s how you can protect your vote and your community’s voice, even if federal agents unlawfully show up.
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Katemiya @katemiya.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I didn't hallucinate this!
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Katemiya @katemiya.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Everyday is #caturday
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TizzyWoman @tizzywoman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Decades after the VRA was passed to end voting discrimination, those barriers are returning as protections are dismantled. But we aren't backing down. Our persistence is exactly what they fear. It is time to stand our ground. #DefendTheVote social.demcast.com/s/IVI4QkJP
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RSVP to the March On Washington
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Katemiya @katemiya.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Look what dept he ran. Sounds like he was qualified. *** Lt. Vaituulala has served nearly 18 years in the Maui Police Department and was recently the department’s Commander of the Criminal Intelligence Unit.
khon2.com
Maui Lt. accused of protecting chicken fights, drug trafficking
Federal authorities arrested Maui Police Dept. Lt. Michael Vaituulala for alleged wire fraud, protecting drug traffickers, and aiding illegal chicken fights.
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Katemiya @katemiya.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sen. Mitch McConnell says he's been discharged from rehabilitation center and will continue recovery at home.
cnn.com
McConnell says he’s been discharged from rehab center and will continue recovery at home | CNN Politics
Sen. Mitch McConnell said on Thursday that he has been discharged from the rehabilitation center where he had been recovering after a fall and will continue to recover at home.
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Jennifer C @thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 06/08/2026
Selma gave us this law. Courts gutted it twice, first Shelby in 2013, then Callais this April. We are not mourning today. We are finishing the fight the giants started, and we will not stop. Read the Drumbeat. #DefendTheVote open.substack.com/pub/demcastu...
open.substack.com
The Voting Rights Act Turns 61. Here’s How We Keep It Alive.
Courts have chipped away at it. Congress can restore it. Here’s your move today: Defend The Vote.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We’re coming together to win in November. Rally with the full statewide Democratic ticket tomorrow in Detroit!
mobilize.us
General Election Kickoff w/ the Ticket: Abdul El-Sayed, Jocelyn Benson, Garlin Gilchrist & Eli Savit · Team Michigan
Join us in Detroit as Michigan Democrats kick off the general election! On Friday, August 7, our full statewide Democratic ticket — Jocelyn Benson for Governor and Abdul El-Sayed forU.S. Senate, alon...
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Strongly encourage the GOP to run with "just cook at home you stupid poors" as their general election message
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WatchYourRepsTN&SC @watchyourrepssc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Roy Cooper said it and he’s right: we need Senators who actually remember young people exist. Rising rent, brutal job hunts, and half of Washington’s still stuck in 1995. We fix that by voting like hell in 90 days. #BlueWaveIn90Days
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 05/08/2026
NEW: A dozen attorneys who prosecuted Jan. 6 rioters asked the Senate to stop confirming Trump's election-denying judicial nominees to lifetime seats, especially as they refuse to accept the legal facts of the event. None of the nearly 60 confirmed nominees have called Jan. 6 an "insurrection."
democracydocket.com
Jan. 6 prosecutors urge Senate to stop confirming Trump's election-denier nominees
“The institutional denial of truth — especially by potential federal judges — is dangerous, yet it’s become all too clear that President Trump expects his nominees to provide evasive answers about bot...
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Greg Van Belle @gvbsea.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Bribery is bribery. Infantino has to go. Now.
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