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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel

@katanasquirrel.bsky.social
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Shitposter and shit poster. Aspiring scholar of the first sin. Opinions are mine alone. He/him addamkearney.com

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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 18h
Even if Tim had zero intention of getting rid of labor organizers at DF, this reads like his managers hand picked these people specifically, then worked backwards to find any "legitimate" reason to bring their names to the chopping block.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 18h
I am so tired of the "unions are great at every place but here" rhetoric that so many uncritically thinking people have. Especially after it looks like the loudest pro-union voices were immediately fired the second the company could find the justification.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 18h
But what about meeeeeeeeeeeeee?!?!?!
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 23h
Republicans would rather your children watch a man get killed than a drag queen read
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 23h
Please, I'm begging you, for the sake of everyone, to miss just one time.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Definitely thinks the reason the Civil Rights Act was passed because everybody came together after MLK's death, and not because a bunch of racists were scared shitless that black people would rise up and revolt. Try laying down on these issues, and they'll stomp right over you.
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apology amatti @kbandersonyo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Chess Prodigy - Smack My Bishop
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The last line of that game is more profound than anything Blow could ever hope to write.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you really want to play a sokoban-like, play Sokogram. store.steampowered.com/app/4054100/...
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Sokogram on Steam
Sokogram merges Nonogram logic grids with Sokoban box-pushing puzzles. Each level blends both systems into one unified challenge with handcrafted designs that reward deduction over guessing.
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Amanita Design 📣 @amanita-design.net · 08/10/2026
Seventeen years later… The time has come for Machinarium 2 🦾🔧 Wishlist NOW on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/1619280/...
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The blockee:
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Peter Griffin & The Ominous Horse
ALT: Peter Griffin & The Ominous Horse
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It didn't work the dozen or so other times they've tried it before.....but this time, it will totally be different, you guys.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 07/10/2026
idk needs work
Picture of hands changing a smoke alarm battery. The text reads: In brightest day. In blackest night. I shall sound with all my might. When there's a fire or when my battery is dead if you forgot to change it. Which you did. Good morning, it's 3AM. Smoke alarms chirp all night! Check the expiration dates on your smoke alarms. Test the batteries. Oath optional.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Breaking Bad: Walter White - You're Goddamn Right
ALT: Breaking Bad: Walter White - You're Goddamn Right
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dick Marcinko, Hulk Hogan, and Steven Segal gotta be the unholy trinity of just making an insane amount of shit up about themselves that's provabley false. But that rap in the credits gets stuck in my head every couple years, I can't even lie.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm only just now reading up on the mess around Fortune's Run. What an absolute nightmare. Since this, the dev dropped the price to the absolute lowest they would allow, and now the game can't be bought. Why does the coolest shit seem to have the most mess? store.steampowered.com/news/app/169...
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Fortune's Run - Game Cancelled Due To Gaben Personally - Steam News
Steam makes payments to my domestic abuser, the police arrest me for being upset about it.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just asked you how your day was.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here you both go.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha South Park
ALT: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha South Park
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, and all the dialogue scene look like THIS NIGHTMARE. There's really something none of the "retro inspired" horror games have ever been able to get right, and that's just how even the most mundane shit could seem terrifying in the early days of 3D.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You remember how crowded the Titanic was in the film, at the end? Nah, there's like 3 NPCs here, but you're also hearing people crying out to be saved. Oh, and you're skulking around an empty, clanging, boiler room, with a guy who will shoot you dead. youtu.be/Gm5vIYBzFS0?...
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Titanic: Adventure Out Of Time - English Longplay - No Commentary
YouTube video by Andrea Pannocchia
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Titanic: Adventure Out of Time starts with you in a creepy, run down apartment building, with vague yelling at you in the background, while air raid sirens go off. 30 seconds late, your apartment is bombed in the literal blitz. There's a vibe here that is so completely unnerving. Same with Myst.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Escape" "Staring into the abyss." Tomato, tomato
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Will Smith slowly pulling off a single glove, looking at his hand, and saying, "You and me, one last job."
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly, this thought came to me right before I fell asleep for a nap. In retrospect, it was the obvious route I should have gone with.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's gotta be it. No other possibilities.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Bix fucked me out of a job by talking to someone." "Who?" "Oh he knows!" "Well, he's asking who it is, too." "Ohh, you just let HIM tell you." "He seems genuinely confused and doesn't know what you're talking about." "Oh ho ho, he WOULD, wouldn't he?!" "...yes?" "Well, there's your answer!"
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Maggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think what I resent the most is that all of us, especially the women who worked with him, were a part of his rehabilitation (at least image-wise) without us ever getting to choose if that was something we wanted to participate in. He didn't let us or his audience make a choice. How ironic.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heel turn blockee. Got it.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every so often, you kinda wonder why a block happens. Because there's really no reason for blocking somebody for liking a good game.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dave being silent and staring through half of this sketch is actually incredible. Kraft Dinner is probably on my list, if only because specifically calling it "Kraft Dinner" has been a vocal stim every time I see that damn blue box. youtu.be/D80NLUcixPg?...
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Kids In The Hall - Strange Guy But I Like 'Em
YouTube video by grinc333
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Eminem and Kid Rock's collaboration song probably gonna get somebody mad shithead cousin pussy.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The ol' RPC calculation Rips per Cotton
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bat bob @bobs-band.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"He apologized, it was 10 years ago" shut up! shut up! shut up! shut up! shut up! shut up! shut up! shut up!
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just squandering so much fucking good will for an entire community. For all his friends. For everyone who was putting up money to Nebula or Lost in Cult. All fucking down the drain because you couldn't own the terrible shit you've done in the past. Fuck, dude.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm just exhausted, yall. I'm so tired of expecting the bare minimum and not even getting that. As someone who's been navigating the landscape of trying to get a book deal, I always admire people who land those deals, even when I might be a little jealous.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's just exhausting. Experiences, both good and bad, have a value in their telling. Having someone who has seemed, in the past, to understand how systematically white dudes, like me, get handed everything in life, explaining the how of what the school did and how they avoided any real punishment.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And I just keep thinking about how actually valuable a voice of someone who DID get no sort of punishment, who COULD tell the situation, who was ABLE to say, "Hey, this was fucked up, I deserved worse, here is the skeleton in my closet." And no, he chose to just keep it buried.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I live my entire life in the open. I'm an open book, even the shit I'm not proud about. But God damn it, at least I'm never going to let people down when they discover some horrendous shit about me. It's the fucking bare minimum, gang.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The bar is in hell, I swear. I get really irritated when people have said that I'm a good person for that. I should not be considered a "good person" for doing the bare fucking minimum.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've been working for some hours now and I just keep getting fucking irritated by this. BlueSky ain't the place to explain the situation I was in with a ton of nuance. We were drunk. We nearly initiated some stuff. I said, "nah you're drunk, I'm drunk, I'm gonna leave." AND THAT WAS FUCKING IT!
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think it's also worth saying, uhhh, it's pretty easy not to SA someone. Even when you're drunk! You can just leave! Hit da bricks before anything happens! I'm a guy, and it's so simple to just leave! This one easy trick will ensure you don't assault someone when you or they or both are drunk!
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"It-ah told me to-ah kill-ah myself and how to do it." - The Pope, presumably.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just figured we all assumed that was the case.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Even beyond the actual morality of covering up your past, in the age of the internet, you will never actually be able to hide it and it will come to light eventually. The longer you wait, the worse it will get for you.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I own up to my past because I can realize the piece of shit I was. I stole from my grandmother when I was a kid. I was turning into a shitty little racist when I was a kid. And every single day since I realized how awful I had acted has been an act of me being accountable to that past in all ways
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aside from my thoughts obviously being with the victim, and I hope that no further identification happens for the sake of her privacy, I've said it before, and I will say it again. Actual remorse involves being upfront about your past BEFORE it gets dug up by others.
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Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GOD DAMN ITTTTTTTTTT
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