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kat cosgrove

@kat.lol
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village sorcerer @villagesql.com local bigfoot enthusiast kubernetes steering committee, release team subproject lead, sig docs tech lead, uwubernetes, colorado springs via memphis she/they

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 6h
One, two, Freddy's coming for you Three, four, better lock your door Five, six, grab a crucifix Seven, eight, gonna stay up late Nine, ten, never sleep again
A photo of a VERY angry looking calico munchkin cat dressed as Freddy Krueger
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 28/09/2026
Taking work meetings from a Sky Club like
A meme stock photo of a man in a 90s business suit on a cell phone, leaning backwards with an open-mouth smile, pumping one first. It says HA HA! at the top, and BUSINESS at the bottom.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 22/09/2026
boo
A photo of a fluffy white munchkin cat wearing a dracula cape. He's photographed from head on, and he looks angry.A photo of a fluffy black munchkin cat wearing black bat wings. She's standing on a curved scratcher in front of a shelf full of DVDs.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18/09/2026
Yeah! So the molts look pretty alarming lol
A photo of a shrimp molt wedged between the aquarium glass and some short plants
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18/09/2026
This is the menace in question
A photo of a snowball amano shrimp hanging out in a floating cup full of moss.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 11/09/2026
He's big mad (and now that he's healthy, seems to be turning pink!)
A photo of a white and pale pink betta fish towards the bottom of a planted aquarium with dwarf baby tears carpeting. His mouth is open and he's flaring a little
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 07/09/2026
HAIL HYDRA
A photo from the side of a Hydrocotyle Japan plant in an aquarium with heavy pearling and some hydra hanging out on a few leaves.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 05/09/2026
He has finally noticed the fish and does NOT seem like a fan
A photo of a fluffy white cat looking into a planted aquarium at a white betta fishA photo of a fluffy white cat in front of a planted aquarium with a white betta fish in it. The cats eyes are wide and it's looking up towards the ceiling
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 19/08/2026
I said the fish were gonna be gross!
A photo of a pygmy albino corydora fish swimming in some dwarf baby tears. His skin and flesh is see though, so all of his organs are visible. A photo of two pygmy albino corydora fish swimming right next to one another. Their skin and flesh is see though, so all of their organs are visible. A photo of a snowball amano shrimp on a rock. Snowball amanos have no pigment, so he is entirely see through aside from his organs.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18/08/2026
This is my stupid, evil son, Disco. Short for Discount
A side profile view of a white betta fish swimming through the roots of some water lettuceA 3/4 view of a white betta floating between a rough rock and several different kinds of plantsA photo of just the face of a white betta fish on the bottom of a tank, poking up through a bunch of dwarf baby tears
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 30/07/2026
hello
A screenshot of the camera in the Signal app. I am pictured from a particularly unflattering slightly upward angle, with a great view up my nostrils. I'm wearing over ear headphones and my hair is messy. The flip camera button is on the lower right, and the file explorer button is on the lower left
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 09/07/2026
A screenshot of a text message with Johnny Silverhand from Cyberpunk as the avatar. The texts read:

i ain't reading all that
i'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 04/07/2026
Breakfast
A mirror selfie of me in my bedroom giving a thumbs up. I'm wearing American flag jorts overalls and ray ban aviators.A photo of a stubby bottle of Coors Banquet and a hot dog with yellow mustard and white onions on a wood cutting board
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 01/07/2026
Half of Colorado is on fire but the black sunrays are cool at least
A photo of some big fluffy clouds with the sun behind them, lighting up the edges brightly. The sunrays are black because of wildfire smoke.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 24/06/2026
I would die for her
An overhead selfie of me laying on the couch with a fuzzy black blanket pulled up. I'm wearing a black t shirt with the Spice Girls as the classic Choking Victim shirt and only the left half of my face is visible. Laying on my shoulder is a shockingly small long haired calico munchkin cat, fully passed out on her side.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 23/06/2026
the vet stole his pee right out of him
A photo of an extremely angry, extremely fluffy white cat in the passenger seat floorboard.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18/06/2026
I mean
A mirror photo of me in a hotel room dressed as the Witch King of AngmarA photo of me dressed as the Witch King of Angmar with my helmet pulled up, sitting on the ground outside at night, ripping a cigarette
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18/06/2026
It took all of Rings of Power, The Hobbit (extended), LotR (extended), War of the Rohirrim, an excruciating 40 minutes of the animated Hobbit, and game 6 of the Stanley Cup
A slightly angled photo of the front of the Lego Minas Tirith on a wood coffee table. The back of Lego Minas Tirith on a wood coffee table. A closeup of the Hall of the King, with Denethor sitting in the Steward's chair with a table in front of him and Pippin off to the left.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 15/06/2026
what freak at lego gave denethor cherry tomatoes to hold????
A photo of my hand holding a Denethor Lego minifig with cherries in his hand, over a half finished Minas Tirith Lego set
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 12/06/2026
which of you lives in my neighborhood
A screenshot of a Facebook Marketplace ad for a life-sized Loona plushie being sold for $700, one mile from me.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 09/06/2026
They're helping
An overhead photo of a kind of scraggly long-haired calico cat laying on a black fur blanket. She's stretched out with her belly showing. There's an open Lego guidebook above her and my thigh below her.A photo of a fluffy white cat with huge blue eyes on a wood coffee table. Next to him is the gates of the minas tirith lego set, and in front of him are several piles of Lego pieces.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 08/06/2026
being unemployed is gonna go so hard this week
A photo of the Lego Minas Tirith set still in its box, with the Grond set on top of it also in box, on a red Kallax shelf. Next to it is Lego Barad-dûr, fully assembled. In the cubes below you can see a couple cans of Mr Super Clear top coat, the boxes for special edition Deathscythe Hell and Crystal Unicorn gunplas, and a climbing helmet covered in stickers.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 04/06/2026
if you're reading this, I've been mauled to death (please let him think he's intimidating)
A selfie of me laying on my stomach in bed. I'm wearing a black camisole and black glasses with my hair pulled back. A fluffy white cat is on my back, snarling at the cameraA very zoomed in crop of the fluffy white cat snarling at the camera
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 12/05/2026
oh ok I'll let my coffee get cold then
A photo of a long haired calico cat resting her head up against my hand, which is holding a glass coffee cup. Her eyes are open but barely, and her ears are tilted back. We are on a green velvet couch with a black fur blanket on me. A photo of a long haired calico cat resting her head up against my hand, which is holding a glass coffee cup. Her eyes are closed, and her ears are tilted back. We are on a green velvet couch with a black fur blanket on me.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 10/05/2026
WAKE UP SAD PEOPLE, PHOEBE BRIDGERS IS BACK
The painting The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 05/05/2026
Please don't eat things you find that look like carrots, it's very likely that it is something that can kill you. Yes, that's hemlock. This subreddit is bad for my blood pressure. Actually, don't eat anything you can't 100% positively identify. Jesus.
A screenshot of a reddit post. It includes an image of a person's outstretched arm, holding a poison hemlock plant by the stems. The post text is:

Yesterday I ate a tiny piece of the root thinking it was carrot. Probably about the size of a piece of Mike and Ike candy, maybe a little smaller. It was sweet and delicious. I thought it smelled like carrot at the time. I picked a much larger piece today but figured I should verify. Not eating any more!! Central Indiana
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 04/05/2026
This drives me nuts. I am on my Windows desktop machine. What possible fucking purpose could there be for me to install an APP to access LinkedIn? I have an app for that! It's called a web browser. AAAAHHHH NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS ITS OWN APP
A screenshot of a beige notification that says "LinkedIn is better on the new Windows app. Never miss a reaction or comment" and then prompts you to open the app.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 22/04/2026
@github.com this behavior sucks and I think you knew it would be unpopular
A manga panel of a magical girl photo shopped to have sunglasses on, saying "that wasn't very open source of you"
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18/04/2026
truly you can find anything on etsy, including taxidermied mice dressed as iconic horror movie characters (from The Curious 13)
A photo of a taxidermist mouse dressed as Pinhead holding the lament configuration, on a wooden stand.A photo of a taxidermied mouse dressed as Ash from Evil Dead, with the chainsaw hand.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 15/04/2026
one time i photoshopped @aparker.io onto jason momoa because he referred to himself as the jason momoa of devops on a podcast. it was much funnier BECAUSE it took effort for me to do this
A photo of Jason Momoa shirtless and wearing jeans, with Austin Parker's head photoshopped on.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 14/04/2026
The other day I moved a little and this is the face she made
A close up photo of a long haired calico cat on a fuzzy black blanket looking incredibly disappointed
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 14/04/2026
She's 22 by the way. Everybody tell her she's doing a very good job being alive
A photo of a long haired calico cat sitting on a window sill, looking outside An overhead photo of me laying down on a green velvet couch. A long hair calico cat is upside down in sort of an exposed belly shrimp pose fully asleep on my shoulder.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 10/04/2026
okay I guess I'll close my laptop for a few minutes
A photo from a slightly low angle showing a fluffy long haired white cat on my chest facing away and a long haired calico on my chest looking over the white cat, at the camera. The upper two thirds of my face are visible over the calico's head.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 06/04/2026
doing scientific research on this fine sunday afternoon
A photo of a wood cutting board with two fluted coupe glasses, two limes, and two Boston shakers on it. Behind the cutting board is a bottle of Leopold Bros navy strength gin, a bottle of Fontbonne, a bottle of Luxardo, a bottle of Green Chartreuse, and a jar of Luxardo cherries.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 03/04/2026
daryl was delicious btw
A photo of a bowl of udon soup with crab meat, ohitashi, and thinly sliced negi. The bowl is red, the chopsticks are brown, and the soup spoon is white and orange. It's sitting on a black and white granite counter.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 24/03/2026
If you are at Kubecon and think farts are funny, I have a VERY limited number of @minimus.io whoopie cushions available!
A photo of a small pink whoopie cushion with the Minimus logo on it in black, resting in my hand.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 19/03/2026
It's homophobic that the sunglasses holder in my Subaru is not large enough for Pit Vipers
A photo of a pair of gay pride edition Pit Viper sunglasses in a car sunglasses holder, but they don't fit all the way
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 05/03/2026
bro please leave me alone
A photo of Pokemon Pokopia, showing Professor Tangrowth and my ditto next to the ruined poke center and PC. Tangrowth is saying "Please, Kat! Figure out what the PC wants!"
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 03/03/2026
A screenshot from tumblr of a post by cheaphalloweencostume. It says:

i think rob zombie’s music holds up so well because its not about anything relatable or applicable to life its just like what if you fucked a frankenstein? and im like i dont know rob, what IF i fucked a frankenstein? you tell me and ill buy the album
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 03/03/2026
Watching Hellraiser the way Clive Barker intended: on VHS with horrible pink banding at the top because the crappy RCA to HDMI converter I bought on Amazon can't handle the upscale to 4k and I'm too cheap for a Retrotink, because my internet is down. Q-tip locked in, doesn't trust VCR noises
A photo of the HELLRAISER title screen in 4:3 on a bigass modern TV looking MAD shitty, because it's on VHS. The TV is on a mid century modern TV stand. In front of it is a fluffy white cat sitting on a white rug with a black snake pattern. The cat is laser focused on the VCR.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 24/02/2026
Here's my old driver's license photo, proving mine is worse than his. Have fun
A close up photo of my old Washington ID photo. I have an extreme lateral external strabismus
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 22/02/2026
A photo of a bald eagle crushing a canada goose into an icy lake
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 21/02/2026
I mean look at this shit. Every day I have to pause what I'm doing to stand in my living room and see what the mountain is going to give me today
A photo of Pike's Peak at sunset. The mountain is dark, with fluffy white clouds very low in the foothills and two diagonal spikes of clouds across the ascent and off the summit, lit orange by the sunset.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 21/02/2026
Every single sunset in Colorado Springs is distracting. This was taken from my literal doorstep
A photo of the rocky mountains at sunset. I don't know which specific peak is on the far right, but it's whatever one is directly to the left of Pike's Peak when looking at the range from Colorado Springs. There are a lot of very wispy, dramatic, fast-moving clouds both low in the foothills and high above the peak, with a little bit of pale orange glow from the sunset on some of them. Some of the foothills are dusted with snow.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 10/02/2026
Thbbbbt
An up close photo of a very old long haired calico cat. She looks mad, and her tongue is sticking out.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 29/01/2026
my text messages right at this moment
A screenshot of text messages. Someone asks me if I want to do a beer instead, and I reply that I absolutely fucking do.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 22/01/2026
hey workflowy i know what you meant but maybe you should've workshopped this subject line a little more lol
A screenshot of the top of an email from Workflowy, with the subject line "269M bullets later."
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 22/01/2026
Yeah I did impulse purchase an 8mm projector at goodwill today even though I don't own anything on 8mm. But in my defense, it was only $15 and I know a guy
A photo of a Chinon Whisper Dual 8 projector sitting on a black car seat.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 12/01/2026
i'm logging out of this app for a couple days. q-tip will be watching so act right
A close up side profile photo of a fluffy white cat taken at .5, so his eye looks massive relative to the rest of his head.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 11/01/2026
go outside
A wide photo of a stag standing in a snowy field on a sunny day. In the background is the rocky mountains, with a little snow blowing off Pike's Peak
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