kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 6hOne, two, Freddy's coming for you Three, four, better lock your door Five, six, grab a crucifix Seven, eight, gonna stay up late Nine, ten, never sleep again 0313
kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 11/09/2026He's big mad (and now that he's healthy, seems to be turning pink!) 0230
kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 01/07/2026Half of Colorado is on fire but the black sunrays are cool at least 3281
kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18/06/2026It took all of Rings of Power, The Hobbit (extended), LotR (extended), War of the Rohirrim, an excruciating 40 minutes of the animated Hobbit, and game 6 of the Stanley Cup 4743
kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 04/06/2026if you're reading this, I've been mauled to death (please let him think he's intimidating) 11763
kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 05/05/2026Please don't eat things you find that look like carrots, it's very likely that it is something that can kill you. Yes, that's hemlock. This subreddit is bad for my blood pressure. Actually, don't eat anything you can't 100% positively identify. Jesus. 6302
kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 04/05/2026This drives me nuts. I am on my Windows desktop machine. What possible fucking purpose could there be for me to install an APP to access LinkedIn? I have an app for that! It's called a web browser. AAAAHHHH NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS ITS OWN APP 10763
kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 22/04/2026@github.com this behavior sucks and I think you knew it would be unpopular 2361
kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18/04/2026truly you can find anything on etsy, including taxidermied mice dressed as iconic horror movie characters (from The Curious 13) 1181
kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 15/04/2026one time i photoshopped @aparker.io onto jason momoa because he referred to himself as the jason momoa of devops on a podcast. it was much funnier BECAUSE it took effort for me to do this 4341
kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 14/04/2026She's 22 by the way. Everybody tell her she's doing a very good job being alive 611554125
kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 24/03/2026If you are at Kubecon and think farts are funny, I have a VERY limited number of @minimus.io whoopie cushions available! 3545
kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 19/03/2026It's homophobic that the sunglasses holder in my Subaru is not large enough for Pit Vipers 0330
kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 03/03/2026Watching Hellraiser the way Clive Barker intended: on VHS with horrible pink banding at the top because the crappy RCA to HDMI converter I bought on Amazon can't handle the upscale to 4k and I'm too cheap for a Retrotink, because my internet is down. Q-tip locked in, doesn't trust VCR noises 3491
kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 24/02/2026Here's my old driver's license photo, proving mine is worse than his. Have fun 3200
kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 21/02/2026I mean look at this shit. Every day I have to pause what I'm doing to stand in my living room and see what the mountain is going to give me today 4260
kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 21/02/2026Every single sunset in Colorado Springs is distracting. This was taken from my literal doorstep 77510
kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 22/01/2026hey workflowy i know what you meant but maybe you should've workshopped this subject line a little more lol 2261
kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 22/01/2026Yeah I did impulse purchase an 8mm projector at goodwill today even though I don't own anything on 8mm. But in my defense, it was only $15 and I know a guy 5580
kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 12/01/2026i'm logging out of this app for a couple days. q-tip will be watching so act right 0631