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kat cosgrove

@kat.lol
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village sorcerer @villagesql.com local bigfoot enthusiast kubernetes steering committee, release team subproject lead, sig docs tech lead, uwubernetes, colorado springs via memphis she/they

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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18h
got another to the only exception by paramore
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18h
it's best to just embrace it
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18h
just trying to keep the people informed
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18h
in case you were wondering what the youths are up to on tiktok these days, they're shipping hellen keller x bob the builder. just got an edit to dirty little secret by all-american rejects
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 28/09/2026
Where I'm from, if you want your cornbread sweet, you put honey or honey butter on it
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 28/09/2026
Somebody please get airport security to the ORD T5 sky club. They put sugar in their cornbread
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 28/09/2026
In all my years traveling for work, I've actually never done this!
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 28/09/2026
Taking work meetings from a Sky Club like
A meme stock photo of a man in a 90s business suit on a cell phone, leaning backwards with an open-mouth smile, pumping one first. It says HA HA! at the top, and BUSINESS at the bottom.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 28/09/2026
Hiii!
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 27/09/2026
I've been in Chicago since Thursday and the ambient noise level has made it clear that big city is something I can no longer accept or tolerate. I want to crawl out of my fucking skin lol
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 27/09/2026
I mean I also don't hate them, and I don't listen to the Foo Fighters either. I think being an elitist about music after high school is kinda lame tbh
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 27/09/2026
I don't listen to nickelback, shinedown, or seether lol And no they're not butt rock, they're regular plain old alt rock
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 26/09/2026
not sure if they still are, but they were popular through the early 2000s yeah!
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 26/09/2026
aight I'm seeing if I can track down a pack of these tomorrow before night 2
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 26/09/2026
i did not, and i am interested
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 26/09/2026
my kingdom for a djarum black
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 26/09/2026
oh my god I smell a clove. the [goth] dream of the 90s is alive at cold waves chicago
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 26/09/2026
Ugh Johnnie get it together, we're doing goth stuff
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 25/09/2026
Why are you and Carl BOTH gone, you're killin' me
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 24/09/2026
Hello Chicago, I will be in you for Cold Waves this weekend
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 24/09/2026
good point, theaters here have beer. have not checked to see whether or not they have 40s
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 24/09/2026
You have my attention
A 40 oz. bottle of Olde English “800” malt liquor
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 24/09/2026
Asking my date if he wants to rip a game of Edward 40 Hands with OE before we go to Eggers' Romeo and Juliet
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 22/09/2026
please tell them they're very scary
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 22/09/2026
boo
A photo of a fluffy white munchkin cat wearing a dracula cape. He's photographed from head on, and he looks angry.A photo of a fluffy black munchkin cat wearing black bat wings. She's standing on a curved scratcher in front of a shelf full of DVDs.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 21/09/2026
possibly also the cowgate in edinburgh though there's a pretty good chance he'll be college-aged
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 21/09/2026
glasgow
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18/09/2026
Yeah! So the molts look pretty alarming lol
A photo of a shrimp molt wedged between the aquarium glass and some short plants
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18/09/2026
It's a snowball amano! I'm gonna order a second when I get back from events, didn't wanna overload the tank too quick
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18/09/2026
This is the menace in question
A photo of a snowball amano shrimp hanging out in a floating cup full of moss.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18/09/2026
Somebody bit a cop at a heated city council meeting about putting in a data center near my house. It wasn't me but damn I support that energy
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18/09/2026
A cool thing about having a pet shrimp is sometimes it'll molt and you'll have a heart attack because you briefly think it's dead
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 18/09/2026
yeah this explains a lot actually
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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 12/09/2026
STARCRAFT 3???? OPEN WORLD SHOOTER???????????
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 11/09/2026
He's big mad (and now that he's healthy, seems to be turning pink!)
A photo of a white and pale pink betta fish towards the bottom of a planted aquarium with dwarf baby tears carpeting. His mouth is open and he's flaring a little
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ahegao to the polls
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Marly Salazar @secant2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every time someone asks for a new flag for kubectl create we add 6 more months to the backlog plans for adding colored output.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 11/09/2026
I love this for us, as a project
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 11/09/2026
Not a lot of people know this, but we can actually go to Kubernetes 2.0 basically whenever. We just push it back by a year every time someone asks, like Valve does with Half-Life 3
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 11/09/2026
P.P.S. Memphis has better food, better music, and badder baddies
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 11/09/2026
P.S. Fuck Nashville and fuck Bill Lee
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 11/09/2026
It's also because Memphis is a predominately Black city with a well-known crime problem, so the rest of the country (and a lot of the South) is real fucking comfortable leaving it to rot or chalking it up to just being a bad city instead of addressing the systemic problems that made it that way!
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 10/09/2026
Porn is not immoral. Fascism is.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 09/09/2026
Idk dawg, I know this industry is big on moral flexibility and good at turning a blind eye to the political affiliations of leaders but it feels like openly calling for the extermination of an ethnic group should be a line in the sand
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 09/09/2026
Man why are all these well-loved tech companies so desperate to give their money to Mr Kill All Immigrants in exchange for his dotfiles
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 09/09/2026
They should vote to kick LSU out of the SEC tomorrow and I promise I'm not just saying that because I'm a lifelong Razorbacks fan
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 09/09/2026
I can't be sober for this one, Ashley
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 08/09/2026
OMG I DID CHA CHA TOO
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 07/09/2026
i guess i'll have to eat one of the many gourmet dehydrated meals in my pantry instead. fucked up
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