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Karrot

@karrot0.bsky.social
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Just a girl I like to build things and get hit. DMs open and encouraged from mutuals 30s, 18+, she/her, MDNI

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Karrot @karrot0.bsky.social · 10h
Such a cutie
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Storyteller @storyteller13.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Canadian Handler be like "oh yeah Sartha, off the leash, bud. You wanna go for a little rip in the mech, kill some hosers, eh?"
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poppy @poppy.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
dog deserves to be knotted as a treat. dog cant stop thinking about it 🫠
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Karrot @karrot0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Congratulations I see you're throwing chum in the water to celebrate
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『 U R S Λ 』 @mechofthenorthstar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
when you watch your rebel Handler confront the captured imperial Handler but the conversation sounds a lot more like sexually charged flirting than fighting
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @delicate-prey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
please don't call them mouse traps they're trans fem mice
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2026
women from this 🏳️‍⚧️ country are always in possession of complex devices i couldn't possibly name the purpose of
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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Karrot @karrot0.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like to start my workday by taking a deep huff of diesel fumes
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Karrot @karrot0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got slammed against a door by a girl within two hours of meeting her I love being a lesbian
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Storyteller @storyteller13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to get a tgirl to cum is like the tech priests trying to use ancient technology. We don't know *how* it works, but we do know if you light the psychoactive incense, chant the holy litanies, invoke the Omnisiah and lube up the machine spirit in oil before hitting it with a wrench, it'll work.
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Mira, Violation Incarnate @mechsplotunes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
letting someone else fuck the polish you lovingly applied over the course of hours from My boots
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‏ @innuendowo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[trying to come up with first date ideas with a terminally online t4t puppygirl] wanna go, uh, age regress [remembering the other stereotype] at the gun range
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Tsveira @phantasm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate when I’m a three star general on my way to retirement and some woman in a dominatrix outfit they let into the strategy meeting for some reason just hits us with “armies don’t win wars, heroes do” and we all have to pretend like she didn’t just say the dumbest shit ever
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
weirdest thing about Trump is he’s gay (Mamdani, ‘big strong guys,’ etc) but also a straight pedophile on the side. He’s like the opposite of an Ancient Greek
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Gauss 🐺 @gausswolf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I recommend you stop telling trans people what they should do and start telling the politicians to advocate equal rights for everyone.
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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Joanna 🏳️‍⚧️ @thegadget.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kiki Delivery Service
Hellfire R9X knife missile
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There's a bush outside my apartment that is home to dozens of rats. I call it the rat bush. I have come to view it as a minor nature deity and I rely on its sage advice. A man asks "oh rat bush, do I truly deserve affection?" Multiple squeaks emanate from the rat bush. The man cries and says "you're right rat bush, I am worthy of love!" The rat bush continues to squeak.
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kicks @kicksagain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[ cw : siscon , cheating ] freshened up this sister frotting sketch from a couple months ago
two trans girls sat with their legs locked, the one on the left with a strap . her hand is wrapped around their cocks while her younger sister babbles at her , spurting from her dick . 

the older sister taunts her while little sister's phone rings, saying "that's it little sis~ let it all out. what would your little girlfriend think seeing you like this? such a slut for your big sis. next time you fuck her, promise you'll think of me~ ♥"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A woman says "hi, I'm here for the MagicL The Gathering tournament." The man running the sign-up booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says "uh... I'm cis actually." Another man says "hi... wow ma'am, your transition..." The first man interrupts hims by shouting "Tony! No!"
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Negative Inspiration @negativeinspire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you for the idea.
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Tsveira @phantasm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tumblr has seen the light of lieutenantposting 🫡
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Sleepy☕️ [comms closed] @sleepybydesign.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
@darthxareliya.bsky.social this one's for you bestie 🥰 #WARHOUND #mechsplo #houndandhandler #nocheesesartha #handlerwallace I *am* sorry. but not enough to not post it <:3c
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Thorn-CMC @mindcntrlmkovr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Storyteller @storyteller13.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
High school bullying, good for dogs.... 🥺👉👈
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A clip from a magazine cover: TRANSSEXUALS — HOW ARE THEY COPING AT WORK?
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 13/09/2026
as a white trans woman, hooking up with a dog girl is gender affirming.
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Karrot @karrot0.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It only took an hour or two but I got my first thing loaded onto an ESP32
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026
Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...
Tumblr post from user dungeonmastersconsortium: dungeonmasterscons...

Saw a comment that Elizabeth Holmes looks like a mouse wished to be able to commit wire fraud and now I can't unsee it

With a still of Elizabeth Holmes from the documentary
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Sophelia, Tyrant Insatiable @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I conquer a thousand empires and subjugate their women, but do they call me Sophelia the Reign-Ender? No. I capture and train a hundred rebel pilots, but do they call me Sophelia the Hound-Breaker? Not once. But I fuck ONE dog and--
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Sylvia, The Profane Atrocity @estrogenandspite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My friends: ”Sylvia, we’re worried about you. Have you… relapsed?” Me: “Nope! Still not smoking!” them: “no it’s… about the self harm.” Me: “Ages ago.” Them: *Shows me yesterday’s posts* “then what is this?” Me: ”…I can explain!” Them: “you’re posting about Magic!” Me: “I… need help!”
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bel @steelybel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
when u see claude on the github repo
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MarryKatey @marrykatey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Petra symbiote arc #spiderman
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a four panel comic

a girl and a guy are on the sidewalk, the girl gestures to a woman across the street and says: “ugh, that girl is a total f-word (the homophobic slur)”
the guy says: “huh? aren't you gay?”
the girl responds: “Yeah, that's how i found out
we fucked”
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel, we see two stick figures. Text above them labels one as "book smart" and one as "street smart".
In the second panel we zoom out and see the two stick figures in nature next to a tree. There is a sign pointing out of the panel that says "LIFE".
In the third panel we see the street smart stick figure take the hand of the book smart stick figure. The street smart stick figure says "Come, I will guide you".
In the fourth panel we zoom out again and see the two stick figures walking in the direction of the "LIFE" sign. The book smart street figure looks back at the tree as they are walking and says, "I know a lot of facts about that tree".
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A voice comes from City Hall saying "we're trying to get kids excited about public transportation, so we came up with a mascot." A man in a suit presents a large eyed bus mascot. He says "members of the transit commission, meet BUSSY." An advisor whispers in his ear. The man puts his faces in his hands and says "oooohh... the costume alone cost $32,000"
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Sophelia, Tyrant Insatiable @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Their barbarous men who foist primitive chores onto their backwards housewives vs. our blessed dykes who grant the holy privilege of domestic servitude onto their noble service submissives
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Mir @hovermyr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
tgirl mob boss threatening the mayor into giving her construction company the contract to build the city's new train system and then proceeding to build the best public transit system anyone has ever seen
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 27/08/2026
logging on
woman pointing a gun at a computer
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Karrot @karrot0.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Found a train coffee shop near my new place
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Karrot @karrot0.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
:3
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We Taught This Chimpanzee to Understand the Median Voter's Politics and He
Hanged Himself
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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RaspberryWoof @raspberrywoof.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Seems sort of fascist to me…”
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