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M_Karnes

@karnes.bsky.social
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Twitter Refugee. Always Go Ducks. Sometimes Go Blazers (they know why).

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no brain, only alison @alisonborealis.bsky.social · 5h
Not to bring Cornell back into the spotlight but apparently... Only 7% of men join fraternities but fraternities are disproportionately represented in politicians and fortune 500 leadership. AND fraternity members are 3 times more likely to commit sexual violence. youtube.com/shorts/Yh7kt...
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#cornell #university #shanegillis #donaldtrump #whitehouse #police #snl #women
YouTube video by mrcodydahler
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 4h
I imagine if you're stupid as hell, this shit hits hard
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Affectionately known as the "Fuck to It We Ball" back court
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I, logically, know uniforms have nothing to do with the outcomes of games. But Oregon's track record with neon uni's isn't great.
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
At least the Ducks disappointed me early (and often) this year. 2 things: First: Mehringer needs to go, been fairly awful all season. Especially with the talent profile he had to work with. Same goes for Terry, to a slightly lesser degree Second: Can Oregon never wear neon anything ever again?
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sweet tap dancing christ. Pull Temu Mahomes please.
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Holy shit. What is happening today?
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I was thinking the same thing
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ThrillClinton (he/him) @thrillclinton85.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We can stop with the “I think Raiola looks better than Dante” bullshit now right?
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Outside of the Taggart year I haven't an Oregon offense this incompetent, ever.
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wait. WAIT. IT'S THE FUCKING NEON!
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wanna be excited about the pick. But the offense is garbage so hooray?
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*Baseball school
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Alright I've seen enough. The Coordinators need to go. Been a problem all season so far. Not sure what the issue with the OLine is, but they aren't helping either.
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have said all along that we are lucky that these shit bags are so stupidly incompetent.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This. It has always been this. A sitting American president did this. And because he did this, he should have been convicted and put behind bars. And the fact that we never held him accountable for these crimes will forever stain this country. And we may never recover from it.👇
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The fuck does this even mean? ...are the Democrats...unemployed?
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Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We passed the bill to address the thing you were really mad about! No, not the tariffs. Sorry, not the Iran war either. The Trump Checks? No, why would you even ask about that. The bill ESPN was obsessed with. You know, the thing Tommy Tuberville has been talking about. No, not the furries either.
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why women choose the 🐻
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He for sure looked better against Portland State.
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brandon Smith looks smooth. Regardless if the level of competition, he looks quick, fast and smooth.
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Okay it's time to pull the starters after this drive.
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Heimlich Maneuver poster is *chefs kiss*
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This should be on the front page of every newspaper tomorrow.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 11/09/2026
Dunno, he seems wide awake to me.
Sleeping Trump with Homer Simpson-style googly glasses photoshopped to his face.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Based on tweets from Anthropic employees
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I speak for all Washingtonians and Oregonians here, hard pass on Idaho. Alaska is a hard maybe.
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Don't threaten me with a good time.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
this was the exact outcome that the "the economy under Biden (when unemployment was 3% and wages for lower-income workers were increasing rapidly) sucks" push was meant to engineer and it worked.
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Kirk @kirkwong.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bro is never beating the west linn allegations
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So much for the best defensive line in the nation. *sigh*
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Welcome to the season Oregon. Thanks for waking the fuck up
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That's how you do 4th and 1
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Don't ruin next season already!
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yeah I am not sure how that wasn't a penalty.
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
No more Stewart returns please.
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If Oregon never plays fucking Boise State again I would be happy.
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
JMac is so clutch
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
CBS using stock footage of Hood? Cause it certainly does not have the much snow currently.
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Not Great, Bob! - Mad Men Quote
ALT: Not Great, Bob! - Mad Men Quote
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Carl Williams not have a great first series so far.
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 02/09/2026
So... quick reminder.... executive orders are not laws. executive orders are not laws. executive orders are not laws. executive orders are not laws. executive orders are not laws. executive orders are not laws. EXECUTIVE ORDERS ARE NOT LAWS. guides.library.umass.edu/govinfo/exec...
guides.library.umass.edu
LibGuides: Government Information: Executive orders and proclamations
A Guide to Government Information Sources
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you've seen live. (Prepare yourself for the randomness) Foo Fighters Kings of Leon Backstreet Boys Weird Al The Eagles Journey Five Seconds of Summer Connor Price Carter Vail Fallout Boy
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If they could read, Republican voters would be appalled. And now you know why they have been trying to gut education funding at all levels.
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Don't you with my emotions like this.
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M_Karnes @karnes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I hate that you are so right on all of it
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I am physically sick struggling to explain this Natalie business to my son’s Bayler & Kryss. They saw Bret Ratner’s superb “Melania” doc opening night with friends & have been inspired for years by the First Couple’s enduring love. Is it all a lie??? What do I do?? @support
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We're now at the phase of MAGA Derangement where they are publicly embracing both Russia and North Korea while simultaneously calling our brave soldiers "ingrateful pussies."
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