Reposted by Karl Zimmerman😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Union workers on Mars submitting their demands: 8 hours 13 minutes and 11 seconds for work 8 hours 13 minutes and 11 seconds for rest 8 hours 13 minutes and 11 seconds for what we will 415933
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I've been telling friends for awhile that Trump reminds me more of Nicholas II than Hitler. Just trying to speedrun getting himself overthrown by doing everything wrong. Who does that make the American Lenin? Hasan Piker? 010
Reposted by Karl ZimmermanSandy Nelson @buckeejit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran has pulled out of his tour, triggering a by-election 6768151
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Saw a cicada mid molt yesterday. I know it's common as heck some years, but he's the only cicada I've spied this year. Might be confused. 030
Reposted by Karl ZimmermanBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I saw Mitch McConnell at the gym today, on a stationary bike. He was dead. 353996381
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026The haze is crazy in Pittsburgh today. We've had smoke blow in from Canadian wildfires before, but nothing like this. Came in suddenly between 12 and 1 like a sheet of white. Everything is overcast, like a deep fog, but everything smells like burning. 150
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Here's to Iran for giving us two free months before subscription fees kick in. 021
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Nothing makes me want to unfollow an account on Bluesky more than re/posting a bajillion things at once, clogging up an entire feed. I like you Zohran, I really do, but couldn't whoever manages your account not repost like 18 things in the space of ten minutes? 020
Reposted by Karl ZimmermanTotes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 10/06/2026you don't need to repost every fucking thing you read. You can just not do that, it's a thing you can do. (Not repost it)(You have the power)(it can remain in your brain)(it can stay there) 111
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you’ve seen live Animal Collective Autechre Blackalicious The Butthole Surfers Godspeed You Black Emperor In The Nursery Mr. Bungle Sigur Ros Spoon Underworld 120
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026That moment when Realtor shows you a banner ad of your late mother's condo unit that you are, in fact the one selling. 120
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Ahh, the one day a year I feel guilty and self-conscious for having an orange ski cap. 001
Reposted by Karl ZimmermanDr Emma Salisbury @salisbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2026As a professional military strategist, I just wanted to make sure everyone has a full understanding of the American strategy in Iran, thank you for your attention to this matter 15961841813
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Thought for the day: Does Trumpism mark the end of American exceptionalism? Seems like it does to me for two reasons: (1/3) 261
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Something I've been thinking about today - ICE is stuck in a real no-win scenario now. As in, I don't see how Minneapolis ends without being a massive failure for the Trump Administration. 120
Reposted by Karl ZimmermanKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15888641321172
Reposted by Karl ZimmermanBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 11/12/2025231-195 baby! 424150
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Saw these the other day. Edible puffballs? They're by the side of a road, so I'm not sure I'd want to eat them due to the contamination, regardless. 120
Reposted by Karl Zimmermanbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12/09/2025BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you 1778901306
Reposted by Karl ZimmermanStar Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 01/09/2025 2853502212
Reposted by Karl ZimmermanCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 30/08/2025People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites. 226160344223
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Find yourself someone who'll look at you like P.J. looked at Nick Cave.youtu.beNick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Henry Lee ft. P.J Harvey (Official HD Video)YouTube video by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds 010
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 13/08/2025I had a realization the other day - I think we're all misunderstanding what LLM's are trying to be. They're not productivity tools, but just another case of algorithmic optimization in order to capture attention. Think about how sycophantic ChatGPT tends to be if you engage with it. 130
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 24/07/2025If I changed my icon to not be a picture of me, a completely ordinary middle-aged dude, would I stop getting all these random catfishing profiles trying to add me? 220
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Suddenly remembering for no particular reason how a half dozen Miss Teen USA contestants said Donald Trump walked in on them in dressing rooms like a decade ago and we just ignored it. 040
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 06/06/2025How does this series of tweets so perfectly encapsulate everything regarding the current state of the right wing in America? 220
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Keep hearing these anecdotal stories about people who "use AI" in their lives, and wonder how the hell they trust anything systems spit out that lie roughly a third of the time. I'd be in such deep shit at work if I tried to submit an analysis with a 33% error rate. 130
Reposted by Karl ZimmermanDan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Oh man, I thought B2B was "butt to butt" LinkedIn makes *WAY* more sense now. 2374364
Reposted by Karl ZimmermanStar Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 02/05/2025 3650991367
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 17/04/2025With the impending recision of Harvard's tax-exempt status, it strikes me that public universities have a huge, huge advantage now over private universities in free speech in the Trump regime. Harvard will litigate. But is the easiest solution just to make a deal with MA for in-state tuition? 030
Reposted by Karl ZimmermanChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Trump wants to go back to the golden age of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory is a more accurate characaterization - again based on his own repeated statements - than whatever wishcasting others are doing. 1743614710
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 07/04/2025This is a nutso statement. The Trump Administration is literally calling on other nations to become our tributaries in order to stop the trade war. Not a lifting of trade barriers. Just give the U.S. money. Straight up in the fifth point.whitehouse.govCEA Chairman Steve Miran Hudson Institute Event RemarksToday I’d like to discuss the United States’ provision of what economists call “global public goods,” for the entire world. First, the United States 000
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 04/04/2025It's simply astonishing in the span of like three months we've seen the Trump Administration shift from "unbridled growth on its way" to "some short-term pain in the public sector" to Trump actively cheering a stock market crash/recession on Truth Social. I really have no words. 030
Reposted by Karl ZimmermanGul Dukat @realguldukat.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I don't read Jake Sisko, he's a journalist who I think is not very good & about to go out of business. I had no idea he was in a group subspace communique about the strike on the Gorn, which was very effective by the way. You're telling me about it for the first time. #StarTrek #SISKO197 519432
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I realized yesterday (after seeing a moving van picking up stuff on Monday, and a for-sale sign being put up yesterday) my next door neighbor died. Not only died, but (checking the obituary) he died back in December, and we never noticed. 110
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Chuck Schumer:media.tenor.coma cartoon says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideasALT: a cartoon says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas 000
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Normie Dems are hopping mad now, while the response from the left seems muted. Likely because this is the "mask off" moment for them that we reached years, if not decades ago. 000
Reposted by Karl ZimmermanGul Dukat @realguldukat.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Picard and Sisko left us such a huge economic mess and it may take some time to get out of it. THIS IS NOT A DUKAT RECESSION! #StarTrek #SISKO197 718345
Reposted by Karl ZimmermanCraig Harrington @craigipedia.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Autocracies usually go out of their way to take care of veterans, service members, police officers, and even most civil servants … because if you fuck those people over, they’re the ones who do coups. 591381294
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 01/03/2025@jj-mccullough.bsky.social Do you think there's an analogue between the development of Canadian unity/rally round the flag in response to Trump's rhetoric/actions and the post 9/11 moment in America? Because it sure seems like the Liberals are getting a similar bounce to George W. Bush. 000
Karl Zimmerman @karlzimmerman.bsky.social · 21/02/2025The current moment is so weird, because half of people I follow think the Trump Administration is on the threshold of installing a total dictatorship, while the other half think it's omnishambles and we're one bad news story away from the country figuratively catching on fire. 110
Reposted by Karl Zimmermanwint @dril.bsky.social · 09/02/2025BILLIONAIRE: Ive done it all. This world has nothing for me ???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in 415421638
Reposted by Karl ZimmermanAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world. Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO 413514533424036