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Totes Grody

@berkprotocols.bsky.social
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Just some scum queen

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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 11h
6:54am: time for BED
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 13h
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 14h
🖼️ Wellcome Collection
Four fungi, watercolour.
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 13h
a hilarious thing about me is that I'm just a useless collection of dumbass memories & stifled urges hahaha WHEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 14h
I know all y'all muthafuckaz be hatin', and YEZ the idea of ol' Jim as a Poet is for the flappity flapjackin' BOIDS, but all that SAID: This is a good goddamn'd rock'n'roll song (from front t' back), & if you can write a better one I'D LOVE T'HEAR IT, eh??? EH??????? m.youtube.com/watch?v=ybjb...
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The Doors - Waiting For The Sun [Vinyl]
1970 album "Morrison Hotel". Big "E", red label, Pitman Press, Gatefold. Elektra Records.
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 14h
AHHHGGHHHHHHH sing me sober... m.youtube.com/watch?v=fvuI...
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The Birthday Party - Marry Me (Lie! Lie!) John Peel Session
YouTube video by Paul Dickerson
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 14h
EVERYBODY WANTS TA LOOK THE OTHER WAY m.youtube.com/watch?v=fnkD...
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Iggy and The Stooges "Open Up And Bleed"
YouTube video by 3 Chord Philosophy
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 15h
I BEEN A LOWLIFE I BEEN AROUND TOWN... m.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Mn...
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Iggy & The Stooges - Johanna
YouTube video by Alex L.
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 16h
welp, I found a rum that rivals the Paranubes in the category of Smelling & Tasting Like Actual Vom—this stuff is uh FUNKY, in many & various ways...
a bottle of Haitian Clairin Casimir sitting on the f'n kitchen table
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 17h
"I work at home; I design computer videogames"
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 23h
Waingro from Heat vs. Daniel Plainview as the ultimate children's Halloween costume
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The cleansing of the blood of the nation must continue, as it says in the constitution bsky.app/profile/stev...
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
not feelin' too good I gotta say, I must affirm that I feel like BUTT
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RIP, Queen
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all the late-night cats hanging out & ordering bowls of pure cream
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
some folks call it Puberty
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And it's hard to peepee poopoo In the cold November rain
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m the castrated caveman / the no-ball savage
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
these things are so aggressively unappealing that they feel like a CIA psy-op against adolescence
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Threads check
An AI picture of a woman in pajamas. Her ass is… not in the right place. 
Caption: I'm not perfect, but at least I'm real!
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hooked on chronics @blazeweedman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
blow it out your ass
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cowsarejustfood @cowsarejustfood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
heading into spooky season
Dusk. Illuminated church tower with glowing clouds. Everything basking in a green tint.
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Peaceablegrotto @peaceablegrotto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
15 decorative doorbells Source: dezignjunki
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kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Peppi is undecided on Squeeze
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh thank Christ it's time for BED
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chuck Grassley Die In Office Challenge
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let's have a coup, dear... m.youtube.com/watch?v=-b3E...
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We The People
YouTube video by The Tear Garden - Topic
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
doggie
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh my GOD
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kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
1. Do you even like me 2. Do you think my friends are pretty 3. If I died would you even care 4. Do you have a girlfriend on world of Warcraft
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
RIP Katrin Cartlidge m.youtube.com/watch?v=QB3P...
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In an instant I remembered everything
A scene from Mike Leigh's 'Career Girls' (1997)
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here is the trailer for NAZA, the film Benjamin Netanyahu really, really doesn’t want you to see, which will be released for free worldwide in November after a short theatrical self distributed run.
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Labyrinth (1986)
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Candlelight, mint sauce, AND cranberries!
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dad reassuring crying child that dog which ran out into the street and got hit by plumbers van has reincarnated and is now wealthy landowner in western RPG type world, using the skills accrued over a lifetime of eating dog food and sleeping to rise up the social ranks of a cutthroat royal court
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why aren't you out catchin' criminals and murderers?
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Jimmy @stink67.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Caturday!
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hell yeah
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Jerry Boyle @jecboyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Graphic of Rahm’s head and shoulder.

I covered up the police murder of a Black teen.
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
homegirl looks like she's been hitting the laudanum pretty hard
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
puppy
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Sean Walters @seanwrite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reggae session bassist Jackie Jackson has died at 79. He played on such classics as Desmond Dekker’s “Israelites”, and Toots’s “Pressure Drop”. His work on the Alton Ellis 1967 song “Girl I’ve Got a Date”’is a foundational rocksteady bassline. #RIPJackieJackson m.youtube.com/watch?v=UMd8...
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Alton Ellis - Girl I've Got A Date
YouTube video by JABLESPANOL
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So when you're feeling tits it's nothing more than your professionalism, is that right?
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The sunny side of this delusion is the computer gives you a flying car and makes it so you don't have to work. The blackpill one is that it wipes us out via some cinematic method TBD. Two futures you don't actually have to live in. Both are abdications, and embarrassingly childish on their face.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it me
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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