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Karl Brochmann

@karl1ok.bsky.social
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🇳🇴 I have decided to be even nicer

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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Time to work on that beach body (taking my body to the beach)
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
@jkass99.bsky.social I'm reading The Highlands Burn right now, and have to say/ask: Is Canute based directly on my old Norwegian boot camp instructor? They are so much alike in bearing and temperament it's like I'm back in 2010 already. Loving the book 44% in!
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I just read the first page of "The Dispossesed" by Ursula K Le Guin. My god what a great opening
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Andrew Rakich @atunshei.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Happy Trans Day of Visibility! 🏳️‍⚧️ You may not have amphibian DNA, but you can still break containment and eat your oppressors youtu.be/ub3uoIsscSQ?...
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Jurassic Park Life finds its way
YouTube video by honeebii
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
If you needed some motivation lately, take it from here
Steam user Karl the Viking telling you to commit war crimes, and giving you permission to use the message as evidence in your subsequent trial for war crimes
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Watching norwegian TV while Sweden wins all 3 medals in a cross country skiing event at the Olympics is a speedrun of grief in the voices of the commentators
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
USA, you don't HAVE to bring interesting time to the rest of the world...
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Writing text is a prison, only when text to speech gets good enough will I become a prolific poster
A graph describing OPs posting amount. The graph goes from Online via Balanced to Offline. It shows that I post 0 times a day and is very offline.
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I have finally been 100% seen by a meme
My love language is not telling someone that they've told me this story before
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Watching Norway men's football team demolish Moldova 10-1 is a joy I have never expected my national team to give me
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I just read about Annette and Felix' cheese based antics, and let out a loud giggle when they meet the 2nd time @scalzi.com When the Moon hits your eye is really fun so far!
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I'm attending a wedding in Germany tomorrow. I'm showing up in my Norwegian national costume, and I'm gonna show the other guests a kind of national pride that has since been outlawed for German citizens.
OP wearing a black Norwegian national costume (with a red vest and white shirt underneath), sitting on a stone railing.
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
The man next to me at the hotel breakfast humming along with "Shape of You" to his wife. They are very cute as a couple in their 50s!
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Found a real brewpub in Poland. They have production equipment that's in use behind the bar. Nice place, Nowy Browar in Szczecin
The beer lineup of what Nowy Browar Szczecin has on tap: Pils, Hazy IPA, Dark Lager, Light Lager, Wheat beer, and an alcohol free IPA
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 16/07/2025
DOOM scrolling? That's old news, we're Quake scrolling now.
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Was at my local library and wondered why the event space there was jam packed. Walked to the back of the crowd where a couple of dudes hung out. Saw that the guest was the crown princess of Norway Said "how nice" to the least well dressed dude in the back Looked at him, it's the crown prince
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Being the responsible and planning-inclined friend is sometimes such a hassle...
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Inter v Barca in the champions league has been exceptional! Both legs have been so open and entertaining
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
A lovely part of living in Oslo is that nature is so close by
A bicycle standing in a meadow of early spring flowersA bicycle on a gravel path in the foreground, with Maridalsvannet (a lake) in the background
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Greek yoghurt, hummus, turkey, cucumber and paprika wrap. It's too normal for you, right? @scalzi.com
A hand holding a burrito wrap filled with heretical ingredients
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
It is becoming unbelievably difficult to stay both informed and sane
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 13/04/2025
I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
a sign with an M on it that is definitely Mario adjacent an upside down m, also known as a "wario symbol"
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
The horrible choice of either tights + tshirt or shorts + long sleeve while going for a run in +13C
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
It's so nice that the superb owl begins shortly after midnight, my time. I can just go to bed and ignore the whole thing. Perfection
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Man, what a winter. I've had the big 3. Covid in november, influenza in january, and a cold now in february. Call it a sick trick
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I continue to be a real nerd at playing Timeguessr TimeGuessr #616 41,941/50,000 🌎🟨⬛️⬛️ 📅🟩🟩⬛ 🌎🟩🟩🟨 📅🟩⬛⬛ 🌎🟩🟩🟨 📅🟩🟩🟩 🌎🟩🟩🟨 📅🟩🟩⬛ 🌎🟩⬛️⬛️ 📅🟩🟩⬛ timeguessr.com
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TimeGuessr
TimeGuessr - the game that tests both your geography and history knowledge. Guess where and when historic photos were taken.
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Found my first @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social quote out in the wild today. We could all use a bit quiet and calm in these trying times
Reading forces you to be quite in a world that no longer makes place for that. Quote by John Green
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Ready for another 4 years of this
A meme with a picture of a disappointed cat. I goes from "I wake up" to "There is something wrong with america" and back to waking up again
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I started the year like a madman. Had a dip in the ocean on January 1st. It was below freezing and the beach covered in 5cm of snow
A man walks from a snowy beach out into the sea wearing swim trunks
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Later today its the last of the christmas time gathering, and perhaps the best food. My brother in law hosts his friends and we bring a tapas spread of asian food. It's so nice to have a feast of lighter food after the pork, potato and gravy heavy traditional norwegian food
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
Gold Banner on Red Background:

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
Nobody Asked For It; Everyone Hates It
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
It feels very weird seeing pro darts on TV in a Norwegian pub. Why is the Ally Pally on live TV in a country that does not play darts?
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I love memes that combine many different things, such as Team Fortress 2, politics, and a good dose of dark humor
The images say "Maragaret Thatcher has espaced the underworld" and a user with an irish flag comments "Ah lads not again"
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Chris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
SIMPLY HAVING A
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Just went for a walk in the sun, and holy cow was it slippery outside. Oslo winter can be dangerous
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
"Trees fall in the forest and make sounds." What a glorious way to make me giggle at a chapter's opening line. Go read "This is how you lose the Time War" by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Enjoyed some music this year. Iron Maiden is my top artist for the 20th year in a row
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
This toucanpost did my head in Biology is crazy
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Just finished watching the F1 race today. What an experience... Are the FIA deranged? The penalties, the lack of race direction... idk man Good on Zhou for the points, and congrats to Verstappen for a strong drive
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Anyway, looking forward to the race later today! Let's go Max
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Its interesting that two F1-focused people have followed me here on BlueSky. I do follow F1 closely, but this is my first post about it. The internet knows too much...
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
There is something very nice about doing daytime activities with your parents, especially now that I'm an adult
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
When you find yourself in doubt, try to be nice. Not everybody is as good as you, give them grace
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I love a good autumn sunset, even in the mornings
A picture of a red and amber sunset over downtown Oslo
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I want you to listen to this cool all-female mexican rock band: The Warning www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Xa...
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The Warning - Animosity (Live from Pepsi Center CDMX)
YouTube video by The Warning
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
@hankgreen.bsky.social I saw this image and immediately thought of you
An image of a corn dog with a cutout that shows the interior is mitochondria, the powerhouse of the cell
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Autumn before the leaves fall is very pretty. But that was last month, now we're just waiting for the first snowfall
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I have a cold right now, and last night I went to bed early. Woke up feeling like I'd had my best sleep in years, I'd been asleep for under an hour 🤣 Woke up 5 more times the same night, with the same rested feeling
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Karl Brochmann @karl1ok.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Enjoying a website with fewer cryptoscams and nazis
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