shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 15/03/2026i haven't seen a horror movie that kept me awake since i was a very small child but i have come to the conclusion that i cannot play resident evil 1 by myself. game scares the absolute shit out of me and i say that as the highest compliment 110
Reposted by shut your eyes or you'll burst into flamesAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 12/02/2026It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift 5754671263
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 15/03/2026playing a lawful neutral ttrpg character is so fucking awesome. i have a strict moral code i live by but it's not about Good or Bad but a Secret Third Thing. 040
Reposted by shut your eyes or you'll burst into flamesfraggle @fraggle.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 14/03/2026 3559921850
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 14/03/2026shoutout to the dumbass student on shuttle i take to work for openly sneezing across from me on the day i forgot my kn95. now i get to spend the weekend with a cold. 110
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 14/03/2026i'm very sad jerma is having such a horrible time with his health rn and i was originally going to preface that statement with "not to be parasocial but" but then i realized that's kind of deranged i'm totally fine with being concerned that a nice-seeming dude who's made me laugh a lot is super ill 110
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 14/03/2026i made myself this with a little bit of extra vodka and now i'm evil and sillyamericastestkitchen.comPeach-Basil Vodka Spritzer | America's Test KitchenEnjoy a refreshing Peach Basil Vodka Spritzer, a blend of sweet peaches, aromatic basil, and crisp vodka that's sure to delight your taste buds. 110
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 14/03/2026is it bad that the more mentally unstable and mean and toxic robby gets the hotter he gets to me 110
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 13/03/2026i have been very negative on here lately but i do have a chest update just shy of my six month post-op next week. i have regained some nipple sensation which is exciting bc it is not guaranteed!!! and also not directly related to top surgery but i'm getting more chest hair 👀 021
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 13/03/2026lol checking this app after nap and gym to once again see a fearmongering article snippet re: transphobia about something that isn't an imminent threat at all is really assuring me this is the right choice 110
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 12/03/2026hello. i have been thinking over the last 24 hours and have realized i kind of hate this site and a lot of the people that are big on it and it is extremely not good for me. i think i might delete this account in the next week or so bc periodically deactivating has not been enough. 110
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 12/03/2026me to my students: so you are not required to work spring break, i am so super lenient abt accommodating plans, all i ask is you let me know to take you off the schedule one of them: i can work my normal schedule for break same one of them: no call no shows every spring break shift 110
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 12/03/2026excel just crashed my entire work computer 👍 010
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 12/03/2026i'm still mad abt that post lmao 010
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 12/03/2026i am dealing with some really upsetting personal stuff in addition to the war and the accelerating threats to me and my loved ones. that post and the discourse around me has really upset me in a disproportionate way. i am going to log off and eat ice cream and watch er. 220
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 12/03/2026i went on a rant against this but then took a deep breath. let me say what i was going to say calmly and oh so nicely: trans people do not say these things because they do not want kind words. the issue is that when you are facing the oblivion of genocide, kind words are the bare minimum. 1161
Reposted by shut your eyes or you'll burst into flamesleaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Trans frustration is not a zoo attraction 421513
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 11/03/2026it's all so deeply fucking unserious to some people. 010
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 11/03/2026can cis people on this account stop screenshotting trans women venting to have a Hot Take about it. i don't give a fuck if you disagree with them if they're not saying something actually vile just leave them the fuck alone 140
Reposted by shut your eyes or you'll burst into flamesarnaerr 🦭⭑。 @arnaerr.bsky.social · 09/03/2026the coral tower #hollowknight #silksong #art 123988694
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 11/03/2026i'm going to need the people in my life to stop acting like fucking children bc i am this 👌 close to being at my limit and hitting that limit may cause me to become a real big asshole who says some things that are true that should not be said in the manner in which i will say them. 010
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shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 10/03/2026it's so sadly funny whenever you're like really fucking sad and your cat is like ummm i'm at capacity i need to protect my peace ❤️ 110
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 10/03/2026i feel that i experience more hardship than is proportional to the wrongdoing i have done in my life. has anyone explored this concept 010
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 10/03/2026whatever else happens in 2026 outside of my control this is going to be the year of not letting people use me as an emotional trash compactor every time they feel bad about something 120
Reposted by shut your eyes or you'll burst into flamesGoose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026lmfaooo 412180234
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 09/03/2026i lied about playing this last night bc i forgot the game is really stingy about saving and so it's better to devote a couple hours to it at a time. anyways i'm playing it now and this game is still so pretty 110
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 09/03/2026(gabe from the office voice voice) SHUT UP ABOUT AI IN CATALOGING!!! SHUT UP ABOUT AI IN CATALOGING!!!!!! 110
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Reposted by shut your eyes or you'll burst into flamesLyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @pinkrangerlb.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Recently picked up a few cases defending queer or trans people facing felony charges and dangerous incarceration conditions. I’m taking these cases pro bono and low bono, so it would really really help me fight for these clients if you’re able to donate. www.gofundme.com/f/help-fund-...gofundme.comDonate to Help Fund Lyra's Pro Bono Cases, organized by Lyra LBHi! I'm Lyra, @pinkrangerlb on twitter. I'm a trans woman lawyer in Atlanta! While I am not a … Lyra LB needs your support for Help Fund Lyra's Pro Bono Cases 07257
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shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 09/03/20261am. tipsy on a cocktail. economy exploding. time to try playing re1 remake after three years 010
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 09/03/2026i don't find jokes from cis people about transitioning to dodge the draft (which is unlikely to happen) funny 030
Reposted by shut your eyes or you'll burst into flamess. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 09/03/2026Gonna double down with a reminder that if you post a screenshot of text from an article you should alt text it & link to the fucking article!!!! If you found it on the internet you should share the link!!! Do not force me to Nancy Drew my way back to the source by triangulating fonts w/news outlets. 4668213
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Reposted by shut your eyes or you'll burst into flamesEvan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.” -Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥 4279292256
Reposted by shut your eyes or you'll burst into flamesJoshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 08/03/2026Here's the Karoline Leavitt interview people are talking about. Maria Bartiromo asks if Trump might send ground troops into Iran, because "mothers are worried" about a draft. Leavitt replies that ground troops aren't in the current plan, but Trump won't rule them out. No mention of the draft. 23745217
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 08/03/2026"i'm so mad that [insert movie or show here] isn't on streaming services anymore" you bitches need to learn to sail the high seas. i just don't have sympathy anymore. it's legitimately stupid to keep relying on streaming at this point. 110
Reposted by shut your eyes or you'll burst into flamesA Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town · 08/03/2026Twin Peaks: Agent Cooper. 0276
Reposted by shut your eyes or you'll burst into flamesTV's Adam, getting some buzzards involved, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 08/03/2026i understand why it happens and even sort of why it's worth acknowledging but it's still jarring to see "seven whole entire american soldiers have died" news items mixed in with video footage of an entire city burning because american soldiers set it on fire 1195
Reposted by shut your eyes or you'll burst into flamesSahil Bajaj will BRB (for real this time) @sahilbajaj.dev · 08/03/2026This song feels incredibly relevant today. 3377352326
Reposted by shut your eyes or you'll burst into flamesMicah @rincewind.run · 08/03/2026oh people don’t want to be out in the streets? the streets that are being bombed? those streets? 442639423
Reposted by shut your eyes or you'll burst into flamesMatt Orion @orionmatt.bsky.social · 13/10/2025We don’t talk enough about the greatest wedding scene ever filmed 🎥 531403415
shut your eyes or you'll burst into flames @karhidish.bsky.social · 08/03/2026imagine not being friends with karen and having the privilege of getting random monkey facts and stories all the time. Sad! 021