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Guy Incognito

@kandoh.bsky.social
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good news!
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think the show holds up today but you got to admit they nailed the music
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This doesn't make sense because Chris Evans then waits 50 years and ends up in the same timeline he traveled back from.
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Canadian memes
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have deleted the absolutely terribly Bluesky android app and will now see if the periods where nothing loads occurs in the web browser version
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You can't make this up, folks
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Bluesky is the best coded app ever
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I remember playing this and mass effect 2 and thinking 'wow I guess games are really really good now"
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Corporate values are decoration. Exhibit A: after 6 years of Fortune 500 data, the best predictor of a return-to-office mandate turned out to be the CEO's narcissism score. My friend's piece on what companies actually value vs. what's painted on the wall: owenleskovar.substack.com/p/value-bank...
owenleskovar.substack.com
Value Bankruptcy
What companies really value (it's not 'innovation') and what it really costs them. And us.
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What would life in Monster Train 2 even look like?
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Imagine the process of picking this particular dress. Must've been months of meetings and focus groups
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The Switch 2 doesn't even come with a handle, is it even portable?
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
All over the counter skincare is considerably less effective than just plain ol' vasaline
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
(1989) Big Air Cybernaut Dungeon Crawler Janky Overclock
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Right before I was about to watch the Widow's Bay finale 😮‍💨
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm a coward
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
More restaurants should have signature beverages
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Emtcub @cumpigcub.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Star Trek Forever
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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I love seeing this stuff
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Disco Elysium Smile
ALT: Disco Elysium Smile
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
What if the Grinch, the Cat in the Hat, and the Lorax all went on a quest for the perfect/most delicious green eggs and ham?
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I heard the ancient greeks didn't have a word for blue, and instead referred to it as a shade of green
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Amazing
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If they could fix the issues with this app on android i would be so happy
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
One of the people I follow on here is way too invested in Ken Jennings interactions
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Garak is in the Nicholas Cage Spider-Man tv show
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Current Bluesky experience
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Thank god Bluesky appears to have removed my ability to comment on other people's skeets. Good call
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A year or two ago a libertarian on reddit used Thomas Massie as his example of why he felt comfortable voting Republican despite their fascist rhetoric. Would love to track him down for some follow-up right about now.
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Imagine being a stripper (laudatory) and having to get to work by 7am (derogatory)
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I have an adult vollyball game to play and I would rather DIE
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
A Star Trek meme on a peach gradient background Ishka in the center comforts Quark who lays his head gently on her lap. She is surrounded by: Carol Freeman, Keiko O’Brien, Beverly Crusher, Lwaxana Troi, and Trip Tucker.

Smaller font Top Caption: IF YOU’RE HAVING A HARD MOTHER’S DAY

Large overlay center caption:
THEY’RE
YOUR MOM
NOW
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The modernized actions in the bew Photoshop update 💀
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/04/2026
the basic reality is that this court has already destroyed the united states as a functional republic and none of the reforms necessary to rebuild it will survive the court as it currently exists any democrat not committed to expanding the court is not serious about fixing this country
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I think bluesky is broken again
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
media.tenor.com
two police officers are standing next to each other with the words i feel like i should say something smart
ALT: two police officers are standing next to each other with the words i feel like i should say something smart
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man with long hair and piercings on his ears
Alt: Kenjaku a sorcerer who took backshots for his plan
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The only times I've ever walked out of a theater unhappy was Mark Wahlberg's Planet of the Apes and the last two mainline Star Wars movies
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
My friend's Armored Core rap: youtu.be/vLDTEnJ7TOg?...
youtu.be
Call me 621 (Armored Core RAP)
YouTube video by O Face
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Hey @allisonpregler.bsky.social we're cleaning out all the old Nelvana stuff at Corus and I found a bunch of stuff from the care bear star trek episodes
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Nothing kills a counterculture quite like becoming the culture. Even an artificial one.
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Russia and Alberta have won the lottery and will be able to continue doing as they please for the next few years, just as the screws were beginning to tighten
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Lemony Snickets' A Series of Fucking Unfortunate Events
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
And this is a huge issue for the whole world because this is TRUMP’S ONLY TACTIC. He can’t solve anything, can’t understand anything, can’t out-negotiate anyone. He has no capacity to end a war. He will just keep making increasingly delusional pronouncements in an attempt to manifest reality.
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Work is over. It's Pitt time
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard says " and so it begins " in a hallway
ALT: a man with a beard says " and so it begins " in a hallway
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The average world war two US soldier was 5'8 and weighed 140lbs. I could probably have defeated all of easy company in hand to hand combat by myself.
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Guy Incognito @kandoh.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
JOHN RINGO NO
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