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Kalleguld

@kalleguld.bsky.social
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 12h
Some might even say he's got a country to ruin.
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"No. As President."
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's as if the cat isn't even there!
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Better than Theodore Sturgeon. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeo...
en.wikipedia.org
Sturgeon's law - Wikipedia
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Maybe it should have a diaeresis, as in Türkiÿe.
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The sun is of course very dangerous and elusive to Norwegians.
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
If only he'd get back to reality TV instead of discussing politics with the Pope.
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
A jar can be adorable, though
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
A 16:9 video, inside a 9:16 video, in a 4:3 video. No wonder people a re going for bigger screens
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Nice little word game www.britannica.com/games/loop
britannica.com
The Loop, a daily picture puzzle game | Britannica
Everything is connected: Arrange the pictures in a circle so that all links make sense. You have five tries to get it right.
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Destroying a slow-moving car? Very refined. Would it have killed them to put a warning light on top of the bollard? That's all I'm asking.
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Out of the ground? No, haven't seen it.
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It's not spotting the bollard that's hard, it's seeing and reacting to the bollard going up. Cats and babies don't pop out of the ground without warning.
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Whatever you do, do not look in to the USB versioning scheme.
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
finally { }
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Remember these? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Did_T...!
en.wikipedia.org
I Did That! - Wikipedia
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Yes, plastic is amazing. How about we stop setting oil on fire, and instead use the limited amount left to make plastics?
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The plane has measels?
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Trade for Minnesota?
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
But why not "hurtbox hurts, hitbox gets hit?"
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
China is gonna get sooo roasted
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Mikael Barbero @mikael.barbero.tech · 13/11/2025
The recording is available and, as expected, it is exceptionally good! It will genuinely ignite (or re-ignite) your enthusiasm for being an engineer! Thank you, @bcantrill.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cum5...
youtube.com
The Complexity of Simplicity
YouTube video by Oxide Computer Company
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Is this something like Bertrands Paradox, where the result depends on how you define the average? www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZBw...
youtube.com
Bertrand's Paradox (with 3blue1brown) - Numberphile
YouTube video by Numberphile
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Monkeys: If humans are so intelligent, why don't they throw their poop much further than us? Trump: Hold my beer!
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Take it down right away. Remove battery. Realize I don't have a replacement battery. Forget to buy a new battery for a month. Install new battery
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/09/2025
Hahaha bluesky deleted my post, and it also didn't send me an email or any kind of notification. So just so we're all clear I guess bluesky stealth censors now. They are apparently happy to, without consent or transparency, just quietly delete content from your account. 🤷‍♂️
Suddenly Charlie Kirk is awful. Quiet about gun control isn't he
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
What are they gonna do, fire us? Oh, wait.
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
x^1 is also an exponent, but that's not what exponentially means. x^2 is quadratic. 2^x is exponential.
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
How fast of a windspeed would you need to make 72 air feel like 72 water? Is that related?
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Well you're in luck - It's easier than ever to clean the dust off. They have thought of everything!
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I scored 14/28 on jsdate.wtf and all I got was this lousy text to share on social media.
jsdate.wtf
new Date("wtf")
How well do you know JavaScript's Date class?
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
60 Hz Fairphone 4
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Nice, looking forward to it
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Is that a Fairphone?
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I can think of nothing that would cause this bump.
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
And among them: uBlock Origin ❤️
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Do they still make Carterphones?
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Life? Not in my back yard!
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Ew, that's gross
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
And just like his other children, it hates him
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Do Americans not slurp?
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
If she thinks the pope is woke, imagine what she thinks about Jesus
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
#WokePope is on a mission from god!
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
All praise the new #WokePope
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Mark Rees @reviewwales.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Vampire caught unawares by sudden British heatwave. 🧛‍♂️🌞
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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Kalleguld @kalleguld.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Wait, those are two separate groups?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/03/2025
sorry to brianna wu post but reading this might be the hardest i’ve laughed in a few days
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