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Kallastra

@kallastra.bsky.social
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Former Sexy Murder Poet, Current Basically Pleasant Bureaucrat. (H/T Liam Bright). Here to play academic and learn. Interests: philosophy, poetry, knitting, spinning, law, community, rejoicing in interdependence

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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 2h
some of ours are. And yet they remain our dads.
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 2h
what is Bluesky if not a public messing journal?!
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Evan @evansmithhist.bsky.social · 4h
Today I found out that Umberto Eco crafted a version of this meme in the 1980s…
Beware the
alibi of photocopies ! Photocopies are indis-
pensable instruments. They allow you to keep with you a text you have already read in the library, and to take home a text you have not read yet. But a set of photocopies can become an alibi. A student makes hundreds of pages of photocopies and takes them home, and the manual labor he exercises in doing so gives him the impression that he possesses the work. Owning the photocopies exempts the student from actually reading them. This sort of vertigo of accumulation, a neocapitalism of information, happens to many. Defend yourself from this trap: as soon as you have the photocopy, read it and annotate it immediately. If you are not in a great hurry, do not photocopy something new before you own (that is, before you have read and annotated) the previous set of photocopies. There are many things that I do not know because I photocopied a text and then relaxed as if I had read it.
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 3h
and he *waited* for an answer to “do you agree with everything he did?” This man WAITED, made that reporter answer the question, and oh, that ability to make the question genuinely conversational and not part of a gotcha with a predetermined answer!?? WOW
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Jesi🃏♠️🔥 @luciferjesit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This was such a great answer from Abdul El-Sayed about his previous criticisms of President Obama.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 20h
At this point if I just feel that urge to lightly grow something I mostly just go play Stardew again, and I really wish I could give Concerned Ape more money based on the gameplay I've gotten out of that. So that's one of the huge negatives.
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Annabella105 @annabella105.bsky.social · 10h
Nope. The terms "lawyer" and attorney" are interchangeable in the US.
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Aye aye Cap’n! You too!
picture of a half finished cup of coffee at an airport bar, with an open creamer and a bit of the current book I’m reading (Road Longer Than Memory by Melanie McCabe) also in the frame
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I think you’re right. What popped into my head reading this was a teaching from Pema Chodron that acknowledges how much we crave resolution - but she says we deserve something better than resolution. I don’t know how we as a society move past our drive for after school specials morality tales
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
do not make fat jokes. yes, even if they're about the worst fat guy in the world who bullies other fat people. it only re-normalizea and entrenches popular use of those jokes against *all* fat people. it really is that simple. and it's really not that hard
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bluntly, I do not want to — and just can't — deal with it constantly. I am working nonstop to explain what's going on, but people insisting on doom not only do harm by helping Trump and his minions — but it also causes harm to the lawyers and activists fighting back and to those of us covering it.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/10/2026
people keep making movies where the premise is "it's kind of like a man but it looks like a monstrous freak but it's nice and sexy and doesn't abuse the woman so it's basically the most romantic thing ever" and men keep not getting it.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 11/10/2026
Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
On the contrary, karaoke reveals pureness of heart as it is not skill to hit the notes but the gusto with which the notes are sung which matters
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He’s just like me frfr
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But now that I think about it, I wonder if I could do something if the grounds were described to me rather than shown. I’ll read up on it!
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That would be so cool! Sadly, I have only mild dream interp skills once dreams put into words; interpreting visual signals (even to interpret Ikea instructions!) is nearly a disability for me!
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I find it interesting that he wasn’t satisfied with bullying it out of the hands of Maria Machado - did that just not count to him, or does he think he should get it every year?
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think of your coffee greeting every time I offer to interpret anybody’s dreams! Coffee and oneiromancy go together, right?!?
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I had such a good time with today’s dream interp! Free Oneiromancy being offered tomorrow as well - sweet dreams everybody!
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have never ever understood this phrase because to me it has always sounded like "get a gun and you can be a complete asshole and ppl will put up with it in case you shoot them" like if you need to be armed to get ppl to be nice to you maybe you should just go fix your fucking personality chad
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David Hulloween 胡大衛 @hushuo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wasn't this part of the myth of why locals would support old west desperados? That they would come riding into town, rob the bank, but also burn all of the mortgage documents?
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
YOU’RE MOVING!?! That is incredible. I love dream interpretation because it blows me away how literal dreams can be sometimes! Good luck making your new home and taking care of yourself (and taking agency for yourself) going forward on this quest!
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well that answers what the dream is asking you to do in your awake time! No interpretation needed: what do you need to feel “at home” wherever you are? How do you get there and build it? I’m so excited for what this dream revealed for you!
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh this is incredibly rich material to work with! Thank you! I can’t help but notice even in freedom how little agency the girl has. She has to be saved by the rebels and even saved she is a “player character” - implying she is still controlled by whomever is playing the game
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Autumn is prophetic /profound dream season. At no cost to you, tell me your dream and I can help you interpret it.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/10/2026
"Maybe this week I can harness my loss-aversion to maintain a literature review streak and then gamify my inbox while managing mental fatigue with the Pomodoro method."
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
To every politician in New York: Do not tell the protesters to behave peacefully. Do not tell the protesters to disperse and go home. Instead, tell ICE to behave peacefully. Tell ICE to disperse and go home. Side with your constituents, not the Trump administration.
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
as with Holland’s Umbrella lip sync and the Rice Lorry story, I already know I am destined to re-experience each moment of this posting when it comes around. I love Marie. I want to be more like Marie
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have in fact recently tried to call a restaurant for a reservation (forgive me I am an Old), and I was told by the hostess with a sigh: *go to the website.* I guess the AI can get that huffy response via phone first before telling you to tell it to go to the website? efficiency!
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You are right to remind us of that, because the visual description brought to mind a too-humorous image of the woman pressed to the airplane window like a retro Garfield suction cup toy I think it was reported she also appeared inebriated out of her mind: I hope she gets some help
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good tip, but Extra steps are extra 😭. So my alternative tip for my ADHD peeps is to go ahead and cut smaller than usual; after all, you’ve already dirtied the knife anyways 😃
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes! Not to be an air fry zealot but we got one of those air fry / toaster oven combos and we probably use it an average of 2-3 times a day in our fam of four. Also makes all kinds of leftovers actually palatable! And if you toss a little foil down under your food, not much cleaning needed
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
and even those people end up looking terribad from not knowing when to stop with the plastic surgery … 😄
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I found a Ludacrisp apple at a roadside stand in Virginia last fall, and besides being hilariously named, it was indeed ludicrously delicious.
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I do doubt this “both-sides” - but I am not naive. In fact, were I to believe your bald faced assertion without any sort of receipts, now *that* would be naive.
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ugh, I hate that when you said this, I had an epiphany. The word “normie” also codes as “white” (And demographically, the occupied cities are not that) I’d say the racism is a part of it except it seems the racism is all of it
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James LastName @jamesnsmith.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m reminded of the line about not making a baby by having nine women pregnant for one month.
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Joshua Wattles @joshdsw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Where are the national news stories on this shocking rape of a candidate? Why wasn't it in my News feed? It's an outrage. Has all the indications of a lying in wait attack, possibility she was followed, more than just potentially a violent political attack. The very definition of a fascist assault.
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dozen bidets and owns “a toilet,” implying one toilet. Very suspicious indeed!
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So I tried a business letter format. The feedback window didn’t accept this response either.
The feedback window using full sentences which reads: Dear Sir and/or Madam: I prefer you quit using AI to enshittify the Internet and Amazon services I once loved and held dear. Please throw your AI machines off the nearest cliff posthaste. 
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Alas, Amazon doesn’t like me to tell them my preferences. Requiring full sentences outta me? Bitch please I didn’t go get my MFA to be told shit about full sentences by anyone anymore
An Amazon preferences feedback window in which I have typed “I prefer you take your AI off-line and get it off my ass TYVM The same Amazon feedback window after receiving my input with a red warning text that tells me “We need a little more detail to save this. Try a full sentence like ‘I prefer gluten-free snacks’ or ‘I’m shopping for a family of four.’
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I remember when we all found out about having the ability to customize our ad target stuff on FB, which looking back feels like the beginning of the True Enshittification of what had been a real lifeline for me before. Thanks for the inspiration!
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
'well this isn't for me but you all have fun' is a very healthy spirit toward many things
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Essays are the “show your work” equivalent of having to do all steps of a math problem
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yes I agree with you and yes i agree with the op which points out nobody is transing the kids if they’re not even treating cold symptoms! ☺️
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You think schools can afford covid tests if they can’t even get salt!?! I’m in a pretty well off school district and even still, they’re not even testing them for the ‘vid. And to the authors point: no $ for covid no authorization for cough drops, they are certainly not “transing the kids”
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Very sillly but even a throat lozenge shared amongst two kids could (allegedly, according to school admins) get the kids in trouble for “dealing.” But don’t get me started about the impossible to tamp down vaping-in-bathrooms issue (the real bathroom issue in high schools)
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