KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Put Tallahassee into the gps. First two suggestions that came up: My dad’s old house. Tallahassee Memorial Hospital. Checks out. 100
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Please make it make sense USPS. Still scheduled for delivery in Jacksonville today. 😂 100
Reposted by KP❀°。Der Siebenschläfer *.ﾟ✿ ⋆ @sababausa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is preposterous as it is monstrous Pike survived the execution procedure and now her lawyers, unable to reach the governor or state AG office, are rushing an emergency motion to the Tennessee Supreme Court in their *car* seeking an order to get her medical care 15598129
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The whole “yell at your vacuum” thing does not work for corgis. They think they need to help you chastise the vacuum. I do not need help. I don’t even want to yell at the vacuum. He is the reason I NEED to vacuum. I just want clean floors with no drama. Impossible task. 110
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have this habit of re-exploring Taylor’s catalog before any new music comes out and I keep finding myself going back to 1989. By far my fave vault tracks and this one in particular remains a BANGER open.spotify.com/track/1Iq8oo...open.spotify.comIs It Over Now? (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)Taylor Swift · 1989 (Taylor's Version) · Song · 2023 220
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My costar is out here telling a professional compartmentalizer to compartmentalize. Please. 000
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026In the past 10 days, my porch cat has brought me a bird, a lizard and a mouse. 🫢 000
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Reminder to bama fans who are doing the warchant: we are unranked and haven’t won a road game since Biden was office. Go off tho I guess. 001
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My mom just called me to ask me what her Apple ID password is.static.klipy.comджона хилл Jonah HillALT: джона хилл Jonah Hill 110
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Today’s neurodivergent news is that I pitched and Amtrack trip to my boss as a team building activity. There is wine. There is food. There are sights. There is train. What more do you need?! 230
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Zach and I have a tradition of going to Olive Garden for dinner the evening we get our Christmas tree. It’s one of my favorite things. 110
Reposted by KPThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Mitch McConnell is excited to get back to doing what he loves, taking away people's rights and healthcare 131049181
Reposted by KPMike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 13/09/2026And Deshaun throws a pick straight to a Jaguar 3674
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I stayed up too late watching my team lose even though I knew they were going to lose.static.klipy.comMan Collapses from ExhaustionALT: Man Collapses from Exhaustion 010
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I might hate this defense more than I hate the offense. It’s close. 000
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Woof Ashton Daniels looks like his brain is operating in molasses. 020
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The amount of people talking about this power outage tells me we’re about to be a national embarrassment again 😭 201
Reposted by KPPlayboy @playboy.com · 21/08/2026NEW: In January, Florida gubernatorial hopeful James Fishback called out OnlyFans star Sophie Rain in his proposed 50% "sin tax" on OF creators, saying the money would go to funding education. Well, he lost. And Rain? Well she's spent over $100,000 supporting teachers. Our interview:playboy.comSophie Rain Has Spent $100K+ on Teachers’ School SuppliesOnlyFans creator Sophie Rain is buying teachers wishlist items after Florida gubernatorial candidate James Fishback lost his campaign. 212465505
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My car sent me a notification that it was left unlocked after Zach took it to the farmstand. Notification undersold it imo. 😂 000
Reposted by KPEric Luallen @ericluallen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I have some news, y’all. seminoles.com/news/2026/8/...seminoles.comEric Luallen Named Doak Campbell Stadium’s Public Address Announcer - Florida State UniversityTALLAHASSEE – Eric Luallen, a former Florida State football student-athlete and the current radio play-by-play voice for FSU baseball, has been named the pub... 9224
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Springfield has once again turned into Venice. Sure would be nice to get some updated infrastructure in Jacksonville’s historic neighborhoods! 100
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The brown sugar cold foam at Starbucks is unfortunately VERY good. 010
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I have discovered the Swedish Vallhund and I fear I need one. 000
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 16/07/2026So I guess Lewis is for real dating Kim.static.klipy.comConfused Little Girl Reaction MemeALT: Confused Little Girl Reaction Meme 000
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 15/07/2026My favorite coworker and I have a very serious meeting to attend. Happy national hot dog day 🌭 110
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 13/07/2026My back is threatening to spasm and I quite literally do not have time for that. Please stop it. 000
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I am fifteen minutes into Voicemails for Isabelle and already crying. 110
KP @kaitbperky.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Not even an hour into my 7 hour travel day and I already want to take my bra off 😩 210
Reposted by KPHalloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Don’t send a man to do a woman’s job 212199515
Reposted by KPrahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Florida! If you are African or African-American and O- (or don't know your blood type), you are in need! And even if you aren't African or African-American, donate anyway, because if you aren't an antigen match they can still use your blood for someone else to save any matches for Gigi. 4237200
Reposted by KPJonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I can’t tell if there’s one homosexual too few on Del Taco’s advertising team or one homosexual too many 122136
