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Jonathan Quinn (they/them)

@jmquinn.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♿️ AKA Rhea Billy Tatum. Drag queen, Episcopalian (and aspirant to the priesthood), theologian, comedian.

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 9h
I’m Episcopalian, so I’m observing Locktober 🔒 by locking my feelings up all month 😌
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At the doctor’s office waiting for my TB test to be read, b/c I need it to keep working in the schools We can’t require COVID vaccines, but we require a test for a disease that affects 0.003% of the population per year 😒
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is so hard to be motivated to work when I won’t get paid for it for like 6 weeks 😖
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who wore it better
White male-presenting NB person (me), wearing a polo that is red with a black and white chevron pattern along the bottomThe Black Lodge from Twin Peaks, which had red curtains and a black and white chevron floor
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If this is not called “Runner’s High,” that would be such a waste
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gayyyyy
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
10th grader: “I don’t support AI. AI killed my grandma.” The kids are alright 😂
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Are these a complete breakfast, or are they just starters
Charmander, Bulbasaur, Pikachu, and Squirtle Krispy Kreme donuts in a box
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My old-timey apartment has a couple of these telephone nooks, and Tallulah has found perhaps their only remaining use
A white and tabby cat sitting in a recessed niche in an off-white wall, looking at the camera
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“Are you wearing the…” “…The Zeelool Bear Pride Flag glasses? Yes, I am.”
Glasses from online retailer Zeelool in horizontal brown, black, orange, and white stripes, looking like the bear pride flag
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My husband had never heard of “MacArthur Park” by Donna Summer And now I’m afraid I married a closeted straight I feel like a cake someone left out in the rain 😭
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I DON’T ALWAYS WIN IT’S CUZ I’M YOSHI AT MARIO KART BUT WHEN I DO
A green shirt with Yoshi on a motorbike. Text on shirt in two rings. Outer ring reads: I don’t always win it’s cuz I’m Yoshi. Inner ring reads: At Mario Kart but when I do.
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Lol at the Episcopal Church of the 70s/80s doing the “all may; none must; some should” for drugs
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Happy TES THDPSSSSPS release day for those who celebrate
Promo of The Odyssey movie with Matt Damon in Roman(?) armor. Text reads “The Odyssey” but in mixed English and wrong Greek letters.
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
USDA: Do NOT eat salad rn Me: *cracks knuckles* I’ve been preparing for this my entire adult life
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just saw a headline: “Taco Bell Is No Longer Selling These 5 Menu Items After Parasite Outbreak Causes ‘Explosive Diarrhea’” …As opposed to the rest of their menu…? 🤔
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Skeletor wishes a happy International Non-Binary People’s Day to they/them who celebrate 💛🤍💜🖤
A reclining Skeletor Funko Pop on a non-binary flag background
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Got bad FOMO b/c LA got a new bishop and I wasn’t invited 🥲 But at least I’ll get to see the First Lady in November 💖
Playscript of “Oh, Mary!” by Cole Escola. Yellow paperback book with black and white photo of Cole as Mary Todd Lincoln.
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Me: “I don’t get why ppl feel the need to let everybody know they hate something that everybody else seems to love” Also me: “I just saw Obsession, and I need everyone to know how much I hate it” 🙃
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
New bishop of Los Angeles did a symbolic 4-mile walk from the diocesan offices to the cathedral before his installation A friend asked if I was participating *stares in cripple* 🫩♿️
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
So many things wrong with this article, but it’s particularly chilling that the author argues that you shouldn’t believe that it’s wrong to be a billionaire because the “logical endpoint” of that is murdering them 😬 www.christianitytoday.com/2026/07/love...
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Love Thy Trillionaires - Christianity Today
If you spend your whole life despising the rich, the greatest tax will be on your soul.
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My husband is always telling me I’m too sweet for my own good ☺️ Although he words it a little differently I think the phrase he uses is “pre-diabetic”
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
When I was socialized as an evangelical male, I was taught I was only supposed to be attracted to people who were “inferior” to me So when I came out as bisexual and nonbinary, I only dated men 🤷
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I can’t tell if there’s one homosexual too few on Del Taco’s advertising team or one homosexual too many
Del Taco add for “Independence Poppers,” a red, white, and blue drink that’s like soda crossed with boba?
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
As a crippled queer person I get Pride Month in June 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ And then Disability Pride Month in July ♿️ Which is not nearly as fun. For one, the parades are a lot slower 🥲
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It’s that time of the year again 🥲 ⚓️
A meme of a tuxedo cat being held by the neck and rinsed with a handheld shower head. The cat looks angry, with eyes wide open with one slightly squinting. Arm holding cat is labeled “Book of Common Prayer,” shower head & water are labeled “Feast of Independence Day,” and cat is labeled “Me.”
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I mostly consider myself a Dog Person™️, even though I have a cat (b/c lower-maintenance & almost no apt lets you have a dog) But I’m coming around There’s something special about having an animal that loves *specifically you* and hates everyone else 💖
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
*checks pulse* yep still bi
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It occurred to me that I think that a randomly-selected adult in the U.S. would probably do a better job at this And that made me sad 🥲
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This is what happens if you fall in the reflecting pool 😨
Moss Man from The Masters of the Universe (2026). Sort of a green Yeti-looking guy with arms and torso covered in moss Close-up of Moss Man. Yeti with green hair and eyebrows and moss-covered torso
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I don’t care if we don’t actually know his political views. Doing “apolitical” comedy at a time like this is rank cowardice.
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I get that church staff are overworked, and so using AI for flyers is tempting 🕯️ But it’s hard to overstate the antipathy a lot of millennials/gen Z have for AI When I see an AI flyer, (1) I don’t want to go to the event (2) My perception of the integrity/trustworthiness of that church takes a hit
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Some gays: “Omg we didn’t STEAL God’s rainbow 🙄” Me: “If God ever wants to see it again, we have some demands 😠”
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The way he talks about us as an “issue” or a “subject” and not as people is such a giveaway Lithgow is dead to me
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Jesus, to those who didn’t feed the hungry, welcome the stranger, clothe the naked, or visit the sick or incarcerated:
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Me, in drag: “Who went to a church service earlier today?” *most raise hands* (makes sense; we were at the church) Me: “Oh so you’ve already SEEN a man in a dress today 🙄”
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Me, re-reading The Chronicles of Narnia as an adult:
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Brokeback Mountain (b/c my whole vibe is, what if a bottle of poppers came to life and was weirdly religious) I was deeply closeted when it came out, and idk it seems too of-its-time-and-not-timeless. I’d rather watch Heated Rivalry or Mildred Pierce 🤷
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Workshopping a drag king name for my husband August for an event we’re hosting at a church
Text convo. I say, “Austin Tatum. Ostentate means to show off, and sometimes All Saints ppl think your name is Austin 😝” My husband responds, “Omg rude 😝” I say, “Tee hee”
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I’m starting to think that Maybe cishet white men aren’t held accountable for their actions often enough?? 🧐
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Anybody who believes the NYT to be “usually cautious” and that they wouldn’t run a story based on “uncorroborated allegations of a single source” Has paid literally no attention to their reporting on trans ppl 💅
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
How are tech journalists consistently more credulous about what tech is/can do than the average person
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It’s kinda amazing that the actual Boston and Montreal hockey teams are v top-coded and bottom-coded, respectively 🖤💛❤️💙 #HeatedRivalry
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
When I had a fave neighborhood Thai restaurant, I worked my way up to a 10/10 on their spicy scale, but I’ve always suspected they only gave me a *white* 10/10 🧐 Will prob be the first thing I ask Jesus tbh
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Seeing Gritty holding a stick with rainbow tape healed something inside me I didn’t even know was broken 🥹
Gritty, the orange furry bearded creepy-eyed mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers, skating in an ice rink, holding a hockey stick with rainbow tape wrapped around the puck-hitty end
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Today’s Bad Mood™️ brought to you in part by: Logging on *too early* 🫩 and seeing a queer hot take that “ACTUALLY LGBTQ people aren’t safer in the closet” Which just belittles the bravery every queer person has ever shown by coming out, and the bravery every visibly queer person shows every day.
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
So it’s gonna be one of those “pray the Morning Office twice because the first time didn’t take” kinda days 😅 #EpiscopalianProblems ⚓️
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I think JKR is saying this b/c transphobia has rotted her brain, rather than that this is her actual position B/c otherwise this entails she’d be affirming of trans ppl who’ve been on HRT and had bottom surgery
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My brain says LIVE LAUGH LOVE, SIMPLY OFTEN MUCH
Tacky wooden sign in teacher’s classroom that reads: “Live simply laugh often love much” but “Live laugh love” are in one font and color, and “Simply often much” are in another.
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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
One of the things I love about Episcopalians ⚓️ is that some of us are like: “We should distance ourselves from the embarrassing supernatural parts of Christianity 😳” And others are like: “AI is demons inside your computer 😠”
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