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Kaiju Stew

@kaijustew.bsky.social
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Nerdy, beardy, queer. Cat dad. Newbie miniature wargamer. Moderately OK tabletop RPG GM/DM/referee/judge/whatever. Total slut for horror movies. Metalhead.

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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 16m
A temporary place of honor for Warduke’s sick ass helm, until I can get the game room more organized to display it better
A plastic Warduke helmet on a stack of Warhammer Quest boxes on some game shelves
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 18h
Okay Google how to get my fellow local queer people into miniatures wargaming
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 18h
Oh heck yes I do indeed want to play a campaign focused miniatures skirmish game about orcs and goblins when this drops in February
The cover art of Pillars of Gromlak by Dan Bonner
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jesus fucking Christ almighty what the hell
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I like to think the one on the left is confused because he has a bag on his head
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Blackened thrash metal, female vocalist, Warhammer lyrics? Is for me??? youtu.be/GROosM8NcqM?...
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Noise Marines
YouTube video by Release - Topic
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think these are my two favorite minis from the entire Warhammer Quest: Cursed City box
Two plastic miniatures of skeletons hanging from gallows and pointing vaguely in different directions
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh I absolutely love to be baffled
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me watching the trailer for Devil Fetus (1983) and realizing it has everything
Stefan from SNL covering his face with his hands
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Maybe if I steal his hoodie he can’t go to his Monday night game”
A grey and white cat snuggled up on a green hoodie looking at the camera with big sad eyes
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hello yes it is me, Warduke, from the classic AD&D action figure line and like one episode of the D&D cartoon and at least one module (Quest for the Heartstone) and I guess some storybooks
A bearded guy with glasses wearing a plastic Warduke helmet
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m bad at decorating but also heck yeah Halloween
A plastic skeleton on a door and a doormat with witches that says Come In For A SpellSome vintage Halloween paper decorations in a window
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m very very excited to try these
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Overstimulated! In the Trader Joe’s
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh my God
Pumpkin spice Pocky
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me: I’m not entirely personally comfortable with the term “pet parent” Also me: this is my cat Beebee, my CHILD, my DAUGHTER, my BABY whomst is the inheritor of my estate, AS IS HER BIRTHRIGHT, she takes after her papa in so many ways as she is my DIRECT DESCENDANT
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m trying not to focus on the past but instead imagine a future in which I can start AND finish projects and have a complete thought and not immediately forget everything all the time I will be so powerful
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just wrapped the initial stage of my ADHD evaluation and uh Yeah I think I do indeed have that It would explain a lot
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Peaches doing a remix of Fuck The Pain Away for the Hellraiser video game just makes sense tbh
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m listening to a song from 25 years ago with Jello Biafra singing about digital over surveillance and skyrocketing rent and I’m like Oh wow It just got a lot worse, huh
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My life really is just a series of encounters with humans generated by MadLibs
“America really is the land of just any kind of dude”

“I was momentarily in a folk punk band with a white kid who’s life plan was to join the military and learn everything he could so he could expatriate to Japan and restart his favorite shogun era mercenary army”
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reading through Kill Team 1e before bed, this was such a good game. I would love to get a campaign of it going. It’s maybe my favorite expression of Warhammer 40K in rules form.
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just kinda messing around with paint markers. They’re not the most precise things but the coverage they provide is really good! Not great for more detailed, intricate models but I can see myself using them a lot, especially on vehicles.
A spooky necromancer miniature half painted up
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Friends are over to game so she must do her inspection
A grey and white cat with her face in a sneaker giving it a sniff
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Matt 'Wib' Ward @wib.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I forget why I made a gif of Imotekh reaching for Froot Loops but it felt rude not to share it.
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No. But now I have a box of 340 tiny plastic skulls, which is nice!
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At a drive through with the husband “Can I get a name for your order” “Jeff” “Okay Chugg”
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m tempted to give one to my boss, he loves skulls, he owns so many, and most of them ethically sourced
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m sad so I bought a box of 340 tiny plastic skulls
A box of Citadel Skulls
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pretty heartbroken. We thought we had caught an abandoned cat, but nope, just a little lost cat with a home that looked similar. So Bonus Cat is back with her people. I hope the abandoned cat found a home, too.
A lost pet sign
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can’t believe this cat. Almost a week ago she was basically catatonic, then incredibly emotional, and now she’s starting to get a little more stable and comfortable. Such big differences so fast. So glad we’re giving her a place to feel safe.
A black and white cat with big paws being very cutesy
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Princess Samantha is a cruel monarch. She just destroyed her favorite toy. She would welcome an assassin into the ranks of her servants.
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Princess Samantha the Bonus Cat is a crime goblin but also she is incredibly adorable
A black and white cat lounging in a green tropical themed cat tower
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah no she is gonna destroy my game room lmao
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How is Queen Beebee real tho
A grey and white kitty in a cat tower basket with her paws dangling
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
👻 🕷️ 😚
Spirit Halloween banner on store front
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bonus Cat emerging from under the bed when she hears the closet door slide open
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Hellraiser's Pinhead: You Opened It, We Came
Alt: Hellraiser's Pinhead: You Opened It, We Came
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well, we had a hissing incident. Jeff left the bedroom door open, with the baby gate there. Beebee had a hairball at the baby gate and that scared Bonus Cat, who woke me up with her panic meows, which made Beebee angry so they were hissing at each other until I stepped in.
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Absolutely floored by how both of these kitties don’t seem really bothered by each other at all. Fingers crossed we all get along!
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In all the chaos of bringing Bonus Cat into the home, we have of course not forgotten about Beebee
A grey and white cat and a bearded dude with glasses hanging out on a green couch
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
After a day of decompressing under the bed, Bonus Cat is feeling brave and comfortable
A black and white cat in a cat tree by a window. Big paws!
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bonus Cat got a clean bill of health at the vet! Hooray! Now we can slowly begin introducing this princess to The Queen.
A black and white cat on a vet table
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bonus Cat Update: she is a lady!
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good morning from Bonus Cat, Loudest Boy On Earth
A sassy black and white cat on a rainbow cat bed
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s a good thing Bonus Cat doesn’t have opposable thumbs because he seems to understand how doorknobs work
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bonus Cat is really coming out of his shell, and he is a big sweetie (but may be a bit nibbly when overwhelmed) Super chatty kitty cat, lots to meow about!
A black and white tuxedo cat
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Apologies for the dust, but - look at this sweet little angel baby kitty, I don’t understand how someone could toss them out of a car. I am determined to find this cat a loving home if we can’t take them. Also I really hope we can.
A very cute black kitty with white paws
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Kaiju Stew @kaijustew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And so the roster of possible names grows ever longer
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