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Matthew

@mattymatt.bsky.social
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 2h
If we get as much rain as they’ve been threatening, I hope it washes away the republicans
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Hillary Duff - Let the Rain Fall Down
Alt: Hillary Duff - Let the Rain Fall Down
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 11h
Here the fuck we go.
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adrian. @penacolada2293.bsky.social · 11h
huge slut for when the foliage starts to change from summer to autumn.
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⛧ matt ⊙⊝⊜ @comrademateo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all these copycat adaptations thinking it was the hockey that we love so much about Heated Rivalry 😭🤭
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Woman Laughs and Spits Drink
ALT: Woman Laughs and Spits Drink
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t fucking wait
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spotify has fucking jokes suggesting this playlist. Lmao fuck you.
Self sabotaging mix on Spotify
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No John @nojohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
phew what a week
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spotify is down this means I cannot do any work
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why can’t they just make a diet cigarette? I miss smoking.
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why are people, who have been here for years, asking me how to do their jobs?
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Mad Annoyed Expression
ALT: Mad Annoyed Expression
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not to be dramatic but I can’t make it through the work day.
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let’s go get Monday over with
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Hank Hill 'Fuck Me' Meme
Alt: Hank Hill 'Fuck Me' Meme
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All the food is poison
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking how we are getting closer to Monday
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Chill Cat Lounging on Couch
Alt: Chill Cat Lounging on Couch
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Read books
Be spooky 
Fight fascists
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🫢😂😂😂
I may not be a 10 but at least you won’t have to meet my dad
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s an angel
Bed Mary from return of silent hill
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pyramid head could hold me like that
Pyramid daddy holding down spider mommy
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nothing like driving to let you know how fucking stupid people are
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Dabney Coleman Gives Double Middle Finger in Car
Alt: Dabney Coleman Gives Double Middle Finger in Car
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A little resident evil as a treat for surviving the work week.
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Woke up this morning and it was 72°
Sheet ghost hugging a carved pumpkin
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adrian. @penacolada2293.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the vibes are getting cozier and spookier by the minute and i couldn’t be happier.
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, that was an experience. American horror story 13 was confusing as fuck. But I’m just here for the ride #AHS
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The more I watch the more confused I am. #AHS #AHS13
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Confused Math Lady Meme
ALT: Confused Math Lady Meme
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve missed Twisty the clown #AHS13 #TwistyTheClown
Twisty the clown
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Surprise bitch #AHS13
Madison Montgomery
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m confused. Not sure what’s going on. We are so back. #AHS13 #AmericanHorrorStory
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The day is going painfully slow
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m excited and worried
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Felt a slight breeze outside
Sheet ghost saying everyday is Halloween now
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me in 15 minutes
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Screw You, I'm Out of This Meeting
Alt: Screw You, I'm Out of This Meeting
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s barely lunch time. What am I doing?
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m no cockologist but I’ll take a look
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jjellybeano @jjellybeano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
to anyone subscribing to Trump TV
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
👻 🕷️ 😚
Spirit Halloween banner on store front
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The pure shock that it is Monday again.
Orange cat with a shocked look
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m tired and don’t want to get out of bed
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not ready for it to already be Sunday
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Barely Holding On Until The Weekend
Alt: Barely Holding On Until The Weekend
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is too good not to share everytime
Mentally I’m here and it’s 2 shitless bears
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A slight breeze breaking these 100° days
Guy wearing pumpkin on head. The ween approaches
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Would yall believe me if I said I wanted to go home?
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Every single night. I pray that my tits are sitting right”
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Bob's Burgers Boy's Headphone Dance
Alt: Bob's Burgers Boy's Headphone Dance
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What the fuck do yall have me reading
Book cows
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CozyGayBoy🍂 @cozygayboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
his balls are the perfect fidget toy
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just got .15¢/gallon off my gas. I still paid $3.84 a gallon.
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Rock Marcus The Worm
Alt: Rock Marcus The Worm
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Text that says “I ain’t reading all that, free Palestine”
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m telling you right now, that mother fucker is not real.
Girl standing on a plane
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
!!!!!!!!!!
A girl holding a sign that says I hate a neutral ass bitch!!! Stand for something hoe
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pumpkin spice is my weakness
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Matthew @mattymatt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fucking loved it
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